"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

Velveeta is a shelf-stable cheese product made from substances including whey, milk, milk protein concentrate, modified starch, canola oil, and cheese culture. It has a smooth consistency, mild taste, and vivid orange hue.
IT'S A CHEESE PRODUCT. IT'S NOT CHEESE. IT'S NOT CHEESE. STOP CALLING VELVEETA CHEESE.

mmm, cheese.

 

[vomitusdeux]

mmm, cheese.

VELVETETA IS AS EQUAL TO REAL CHEESE AS SMEGMA IS LEGALLY A CHEESE.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm going to imagine I woke Null out of his rest because he sensed I was trolling about Velveeta.

Velveeta is a shelf-stable cheese product made from substances including whey, milk, milk protein concentrate, modified starch, canola oil, and cheese culture. It has a smooth consistency, mild taste, and vivid orange hue.
IT'S A CHEESE PRODUCT. IT'S NOT CHEESE. IT'S NOT CHEESE. STOP CALLING VELVEETA CHEESE.

Wikipedia gave an interesting tidbit. It did have some real cheeses in it, but not for decades.

Even our goyslop gets lousier.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm going to imagine I woke Null out of his rest because he sensed I was trolling about Velveeta.

Wikipedia gave an interesting tidbit. It did have some real cheeses in it, but not for decades.

Even our goyslop gets lousier.

Thank you for validating that velveeta is indeed not a cheese. That """"cheese"""" is like taking home a prostitute and finding a dick and still going for it anyway because you can pretend it's female enough from behind when he tucks in his lady balls and any hole's a goal, but in reality you just gave yourself 7 different diseases from being a homosexual. ("cheese" cancer)

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If you eat that shit and think it's real cheese because some HAPA sperglord faggot said to TRUST THE (literal) SOYENCE, you are a braindead nigger and will be exterminated in a FEMA camp after being told there's a fondant fountain inside.

Look at this MONGOLOID try to bake a cookie. You think this dipshit knows anything about food? If it's not Dinosaur shaped, it's not going into this idiot's cockholster.

Nigga it's the only option for grilled cheese and they don't call it a grilled cheese product. That dude is indeed very soy and since you have his video off hand I'm guessing people sent his videos to debunk your cheese claim which is pretty gay. Just use the American method, flagrant denile.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Thank you for validating that velveeta is indeed not a cheese. That """"cheese"""" is like taking home a prostitute and finding a dick and still going for it anyway because you can pretend it's female enough from behind when he tucks in his lady balls and any hole's a goal, but in reality you just gave yourself 7 different diseases from being a homosexual. ("cheese" cancer)

You have to cut America a break, American trash food is culmination of a rapidly changing society Post-WW2 and the conveniences of new tech. Easy to make was the celebrated style, why go through the trouble of making a "roux" and creating a cheese sauce when you could open Velveeta? Why make a soup when you can use Campbell's, etc, etc.

Now supermarkets carry real gruyere, parmigiana reggiano, gouda from Germany, you get the point. Maybe that's not the case if you live in the middle of nowhere and your supermarket is the Walmart, if so I feel bad for flyovers.

 

[Sneedmiser]

I don't know why people are picking the velveeta hill to die on when that shit tastes like it had pennies boiled in it. At least defend actual cheddar or jack cheese or something that's actual, real cheese that comes in a block and not in powder or spray form.

Also cheddar or a jack is an optimal flavor cheese for grilled cheese, but you want a gruyere or a provolone for structure. Also this is going to sound America-brained, but trust me, spread mayonnaise on the bread instead of butter for a crispier exterior, a softer interior, and a little zesty bite.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You have to cut America a break

I tried velveeta recently and the disgusting taste radicalized me. No breaks.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I don't know why people are picking the velveeta hill to die on when that shit tastes like it had pennies boiled in it. At least defend actual cheddar or jack cheese or something that's actual, real cheese that comes in a block and not in powder or spray form.

Also cheddar or a jack is an optimal flavor cheese for grilled cheese, but you want a gruyere or a provolone for structure. Also this is going to sound America-brained, but trust me, spread mayonnaise on the bread instead of butter for a crispier exterior, a softer interior, and a little zesty bite.

Gee why would I ever post flamebait about shitty junk food cheese product that actually got our Captain up to rage at it? I would never troll on this forum... seriously though I saw that intro to "Modern Marvels" and thought of Null.

I tried velveeta recently and the disgusting taste radicalized me. No breaks.

Would you also try "Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad?" Use your damn head! The worst is the Pre-Shredded Cheese which is utter shit, buy blocks of cheese and use a grater. Hell buy the cheese grater they use at Olive Garden, this shit isn't hard it just take a little more work. Even my local ghetto Kroger has a decent cheese lineup.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Fartgate is happening in small scale on Xitter.

Spoiler: Gross Gay Shit

 

[Local Farmer]

Update from Dear Sneeder.

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I HOPE YOU DAI NULLACARE I HOPE YOU DAI

 

[Unique User Name]

Remember when Null wanted all the cheese arguing out of his MATI thread, so he made a specific cheese arguing thread? Then he closed it and weeks later people are back arguing about cheese in his MATI thread?

Pretty kino shit.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Fuck you. Fuck you bloody bitch bastard. I will resneed, SAR.

Pleases to you sar, there is no need to get angry. I am being very reasonable, and all I can say is that your MATI account is chucked and you cannot resneed sar. Do NOT resneed god damn it. You cannot resneed!

 

[Manimal House]

One nice thing about the forums is that it's easy to take a break from it. You can be off the site for a couple weeks and come back to it and, for the most part, not miss anything. Every social media platform makes everything that happened yesterday hard to find because it pushes current 'happening now' material front and center, which is designed to keep you plugged in daily. It pisses me off how things on X/Instagram/Facebook/etc get brought front and center based on engagement before getting refreshed into something else every five minutes with ads all over the place. Here, everything is all posted chronologically and nothing is deleted/removed unless it has to be. It's nice, and I no longer need social media for updates because of it.

 

[The Cunting Death]

If you eat that shit and think it's real cheese because some HAPA sperglord faggot said to TRUST THE (literal) SOYENCE, you are a braindead nigger and will be exterminated in a FEMA camp after being told there's a fondant fountain inside.

Look at this MONGOLOID try to bake a cookie. You think this dipshit knows anything about food? If it's not Dinosaur shaped, it's not going into this idiot's cockholster.

null i swear to christ when it comes to not site related things and non lolcow stuff you're the biggest retard I've ever met.

 

[CryptoHermit]

One nice thing about the forums is that it's easy to take a break from it. You can be off the site for a couple weeks and come back to it and, for the most part, not miss anything. Every social media platform makes everything that happened yesterday hard to find because it pushes current 'happening now' material front and center, which is designed to keep you plugged in daily. It pisses me off how things on X/Instagram/Facebook/etc get brought front and center based on engagement before getting refreshed into something else every five minutes with ads all over the place. Here, everything is all posted chronologically and nothing is deleted/removed unless it has to be. It's nice, and I no longer need social media for updates because of it.

While a part of me wants a Great Awakening among the public to RETVRN to forums, another part thinks they should all stay in the Establishment Ballpit and leave the good stuff to people who actually have the wherewithal to find it.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

While a part of me wants a Great Awakening among the public to RETVRN to forums, another part thinks they should all stay in the Establishment Ballpit and leave the good stuff to people who actually have the wherewithal to find it.

It's more likely that the majority of people online install nerualink in their craniums to receive direct dopamine hits, than go back to using forums. Even old people are hooked on shit like Tik Tok, the average person's attention span has been eviscerated by the common media they consume. Duration, effort, and longevity are three things that the modern Internet despises above all.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm going to imagine I woke Null out of his rest because he sensed I was trolling about Velveeta.

Null cannot die, because even when dead and buried, someone only needs to walk by with some Velveeta and he'll crawl out of the grave.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

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He said he had broccoli. I guess the sudden change to healthy diet from pizza every day gave him a heart attack.

You misread the xeet. He has bocconcini, its a type of cheese but mutts don't know about that.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Null cannot die, because even when dead and buried, someone only needs to walk by with some Velveeta and he'll crawl out of the grave.

"Where's my... REAL CHEEEEESE!"