💪 Tough Guys Hujan The Host / Kyle Coleman / Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman / HujanisHosting / iHujan123 / Twitter Geek / Hujanikabolokov - Rape victim of the sektur, impotent Internet Tough Guy, British bisexual swinger, follows children on Instagram, faked having a girlfriend, alleged wife beater, Elaine Miller white-knight, commentary community reject, HE HAS NO SHOW!!!

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(https://archive.fo/vHOCT)

Kyle Coleman, better known as of late as "Twitter Geek" and/or Hujan, is a fairly new member of the sektur who is most known for uploading clips and/or full segments of the Killstream to Twitter as a means to promote the show for Ralph:
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(https://archive.fo/eLGLM) (https://archive.fo/2ZGzN)
(https://archive.fo/440Bb) (https://archive.fo/Hw0dd)

The last attention he as a person appears to have gotten from the forum was when the pro-Feaser / pro-Ralph CRNN groupchat, of which Hujan was a member, got leaked:
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And he since then has dubbed himself "latest member of the Jackson 6":
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His branding is incredibly try-hard, with his "set" being a pretty blatant and lazy ripoff of Pod Awful of all people:
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(Hujan left, Pod Awful right)

Fun Fact: Hujan has actually been on YouTube since 2014, though in the decade he's been on that e-celeb grind, he can't seem to ever produce anything interesting:
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(https://archive.fo/zVcIq) (https://archive.fo/yl5qw)
>Let's Plays
>Video game walkthroughs
>Reaction videos
>Advertising sketchy "discount games" in his channel banner (NOT A SCAM I'M SURE)

A real influencer, this one!

He was even planning on making a documentary about the forum at one point, but those plans seem to have fallen through :sighduck:
(Ghost Archive) (PreserveTube)

His latest attempt at a show is called "Hujan's Highlights", which consists of him recounting commentary / sektur relevant "news" in the most boring cadence known to man:

Despite Hujan's sleep-inducing on-camera presence, the Ralphamale has recently offered Hujan a spot on the Killstream as a cohost:
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(https://archive.fo/fLan8 )

However, this offer only came after over a full day of Hujan melting down, manically threatening people, being exposed as a bisexual swinger, and having his dirty laundry from his time within the gutters of the commentary community dredged up by his past enemies, of which there appear to be many.

It all started with him randomly trying to vaguely threaten BIG LEAGUE me because of this post I made in Elaine Miller's thread (contains censored nudes):
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JaeJr)
>Just remember you asked for this
>You seem to think I just clip and don't have a history. Keep assuming.

:story:

I thought this was funny as fuck, so I did some searching:
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(https://archive.fo/qlNRd)
>Hujanikabolokov

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4L0VA)

"Hujanikabolokov" just so happens to be the name of not only a FabSwingers.com profile listed in the UK (where Hujan is from), but also of a UK FriendFinder profile that states the user is sexually interested in men :story:
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(https://archive.fo/AUJkQ) (https://archive.fo/F72oj)

We can confirm via his YouTube and Pinterest that Hujan has previously had interests in both Xbox and weed (just like the FriendFinder profile says):
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(https://archive.fo/K1mS7) (https://archive.fo/sODns)

And his previous tweets show on their own that he's a bit of a sex pest:
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(don't worry, we'll get into his divorce momentarily)
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(https://archive.fo/BMWd4)
(https://archive.fo/egHjc)
(no archive that I'm aware of for the clussy tweet)

Seems pretty compelling, but Hujan denied the FriendFinder profile was his on the basis he doesn't currently live in the city listed on this 12-year-old profile :sighduck:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HSGGK)
>None of this is going to stop me coming for you.
:story: :story: :story:

But then it was noticed that the birthday on the profile matched Hujan's own birthday!
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(https://archive.fo/KdVKp)

Much blocking and coping then ensued:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/1d2r5) (https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wMqZA)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6ITK3)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iUk26)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/r0OSy)
(pro tip, you can tell he's unbothered and is actually laughing because he ends every tweet with a laughing emoji)

And he's just so sleepy all of a sudden, must have been all that clipping or something... 😴
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cbHg9)
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But what was all that about him being doxed before? And what about that divorce? 🤔

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZXgDU)

Ah jeez dood, what's all this? :o
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>couldn't be any happier the day those divorce papers come through[,] for what[?] domestic violence
>2 years I put up with it... paying for your [dirty] drug habits...

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>confirms these statements are indeed coming from his ex-wife
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/kJ352)
>[Kyle] told [me] to jump off a cliff
>[He told] me I can keep his surname hahaha no thank you

<Who wears [a tracksuit] at a wedding[?]
>I had to buy it [for him] because the lazy twat didn't have a job and I wasn't spending loads [of] money on his suit

>[He still] wears the tracksuit to go meet his girlfriend
:story: :story: :story: :story: :story:

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Nothing says "destined for e-fame" quite like dragging your ex-wife on Twitter. No wonder Ralph wants to give him a cohost spot! :stress:
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(https://archive.fo/BMWd4)
(https://archive.fo/evpco)
(https://archive.fo/sYbyt)

And I can't imagine the split was all hunky-dory for Hujan either like he's claiming, what with his BPD-induced abandonment issues:
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This personal info was apparently initially brought to light by someone named Hashish, a user who has burned through many Twitter accounts in his quest to dig into and fuck with Hujan:
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(no archives unfortunately, just screencaps)

And according to Hashish, Hujan was telling people he worked at a nursing home "ages" after he had stopped working there:
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Keep in mind that Hujan used this now-contested claim of working at a nursing home as a defense against his ex-wife's abuse allegations:
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(https://archive.fo/evpco)
>I literally work jobs that are clearly a sign that [me beating my wife] never happened.
???????????????

Aside from that, the rest of his IRLs come from the IhujanWatch1234 account shown above (plus a couple from a Facebook that @Autischic found):
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Yes, Hujan apparently got a Stewie Griffin tattoo. He's one of those guys.

This information has mainly just been paraded around by z-list commentary community orbiters in the MrSen / Angry Slug sphere since last year. Hujan's drama with these people is way too autistic for me to care about documenting in any detail, but here's a non-exhaustive list of Hujan's socials if anybody else is interested in digging through them:

Main Twitter: (https://twitter.com/ihujan123) (.org) (.today) (ghost)
Second Twitter: (https://twitter.com/Hujan2nd)
Third Twitter: (https://twitter.com/Hujan4321)
Suspended Twitter: (https://archive.fo/https://twitter.com/ihujan1234*) (<- appears to contain a lot of info re: z-list CC drama)
Old Alt Twitter: (https://twitter.com/SpergWorld) (.today) (ghost)
YouTube: (https://www.youtube.com/@twittergeek7320) (preservetube) (.org) (.org 2) (.today)
Alt YouTube: (https://www.youtube.com/@iHujan123) (.today)
Twitch: (https://www.twitch.tv/ihujan) (a)
Facebook (apparently, I couldn't get it to work): (https://www.facebook.com/kyle.coleman.7393)
PayPal: (https://archive.md/WwTeh)
Pinterest: (https://www.pinterest.com/hujanikabolokov123/) (a)
Google+ (archived): (https://archive.fo/UfYE5)
Friend Finder: (https://www.friendfinder-x.com/profile/hujanikabolokov) (a)
FabSwingers: (https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/hujanikabolokov) (a)
hujanikabolokov123@gmail.com

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


Regardless, I think I speak for everyone when I say Ralph needs to put this man on the air, ASAP.
(7 Apr. 2024 ETA: Ralph has still not had Kyle on as a cohost over a week later. Hujan sisters, is this it? 😞)



First post from after 7 Apr. 2024 OP update here
17 Feb. 2026 post about the Instagram Gigaleak™ here
 
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I’m never gonna stop being amused by how so many of the people who work their way into Ralph’s inner circle end up being outed as degenerate homos, sex pests, shitty husbands/boyfriends, or some combination of all three. I’m sure that Ralph won’t hold these screenshots or this info that @Sprate Header dug up against him once they have a falling out and he isn’t Ralph’s new milk-fed gimp “cohost” anymore after a perceived slight!

Also the shameless white knighting for Elaine is just…gross.
 
As with all your threads, this one has got to be one of the most detailed and well researched one second to TorSwats. I’ve always seen this queer shitposting and thirsting over Ralph, Feaser, and Elaine. Overall cockroach, failure as a streamer and a total loser.

I hope he becomes Ralph’s cohost. I want to see how bad he’ll fumble that role
 
Wow he actually provided you with a longer more unique variation of his username, threatened you despite already being doxed as hard as one can be doxed.

British people.

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Note also that, like many people in that "Jacksun 5" cabal, Kyle Coalburner used to love all these people he crusades against. For example, Kyle loves to attack Mister Metokur ("Jim"), but he himself is a card-carrying member of the Sweety Squad in his four star hat:
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Source:

I am told that he used to talk a bunch of shit about Ethan Ralph as well, before he abruptly became a Guntguard for reasons (same is also true, btw, for Jacksun 5 members like Insane Hermit and Joffrey Goldstein). If you peruse his Youtube channel and Twitter, you'll probably find evidence of this.

Also, Kyle apparently has a thing for clown pussy ("clussy"):
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Kyle got his ass beaten in front of his house like a bitch, which landed him in the hospital. The post below he's explaining what happened:
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If the other guy was walking away "half way down [the] garden," while Kyle was still lying on the ground, you can infer that he lost the exchange. That's not surprising given that he's built like Michael Alberto on meth.

Overall, he's a fucking weirdo, and he fits in very well in the Sektur. And that's why he's my preferred candidate to be the next Gator.
 
Note also that, like many people in that "Jacksun 5" cabal, Kyle Coalburner used to love all these people he crusades against. For example, Kyle loves to attack Mister Metokur ("Jim"), but he himself is a card-carrying member of the Sweety Squad in his four star hat:
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Source:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOBCNIHP3Do:1989https://youtube.com/watch?v=RDzkAaMWIbk
I am told that he used to talk a bunch of shit about Ethan Ralph as well, before he abruptly became a Guntguard for reasons (same is also true, btw, for Jacksun 5 members like Insane Hermit and Joffrey Goldstein). If you peruse his Youtube channel and Twitter, you'll probably find evidence of this.

Also, Kyle apparently has a thing for clown pussy ("clussy"):
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Kyle got his ass beaten in front of his house like a bitch, which landed him in the hospital. The post below he's explaining what happened:
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If the other guy was walking away "half way down [the] garden," while Kyle was still lying on the ground, you can infer that he lost the exchange. That's not surprising given that he's built like Michael Alberto on meth.

Overall, he's a fucking weirdo, and he fits in very well in the Sektur. And that's why he's my preferred candidate to be the next Gator.
It seems like Jacksun 5/CRNN members were at one point anti-Ralph and pro Metokur. Teddy Feaser included. Not surprised this guy was a Metokur sweaty squad member. He fits the description
 
I am told that he used to talk a bunch of shit about Ethan Ralph as well, before he abruptly became a Guntguard for reasons (same is also true, btw, for Jacksun 5 members like Insane Hermit and Joffrey Goldstein). If you peruse his Youtube channel and Twitter, you'll probably find evidence of this.
Somehow I'm not surprised because of how many Ralph's alogs have turned or turned back to guntguards. Some even come from this site.
 
There's a Hijun alog account that found his ex-wife's facebook and posted some screencaps ages ago. A lot of these posts are gone now, but I still found some Hijun rares.

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And some leftover Kyle features from her Facebook
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Couples' initial tattoos? Not even once.
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I'm struggling with the archive sites for some reason and it seems Paige has already tried to wipe Kyle from memory as is, so if anyone has any better luck with it, here's the links for these posts: L1 L2 L3 L4
 
Not that I'm familiar with Facebook and all its inner workings, but I was wondering how Kyle's ex wife manage to get rid of a whole chunk of years during her Kyle-phase on FB and it turns out she has some secondary facebook for her regrettable Kyle era. I'm still struggling to archive, so have at it. Also, here's another Kyle rare:

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Edit: We have a relationship date
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