Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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I was at the gym yesterday and I don't know if I saw a granny tranny or just a really masculine elderly woman. They were truly androgynous. Fat, pink bandanna. Walmart-esc clothes. At first I thought they were a woman glancing over at them, thought nothing of it. Just another obese person trying to fix themself up, good fir them. But then they walked over to where I was at because they thought I needed help- that's when I heard their voice and got a better look at their face. They sounded exactly like a old man. Because of their obesity and age, its hard to tell what they even were. Im glad I didn't have to use any pronouns and I feel sorry for anyone who ends up in that situation where they do. I dont know what would make a woman's voice that masculine.
 
Not that long ago I saw a clearly trooned MtF, trying their darnest to look like an older woman, I think they had a wig, they had a necklace, and were wearing a dress, and didn't sound like whamen, had a pretty deep voice and it broke my brain because misgendering IRL here is practically a death sentence.

There's a cashier at one of the stores in town that's clearly a MtF in their 60s and they have a tattoo of two interlinked female signs such as in the feminist logos (but with no fist in the circle) like they're advertising they wanna be in lesbicans if they're not already in lesbians with someone. They still sound like a dude. Got the long hair going, but other than that they don't try all that hard to pass, they don't have a very deep voice anyway.
 
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Not from me but still fcking hilarious
 
Went to open skate today and there was a troon at the rink. I didn’t see his face at first and he skated up and passed me, and I clocked him instantly from behind. Tall, no hips, wide shoulders. Fortunately he didn’t do anything obnoxious and kept to himself.

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Except wear a fuckin movement restricting, no give, no benefit denim skirt. There is no good reason to wear that skirt, unless ofc you are excersizong your fetish too, working his way up, slowly but surely to..
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I was just out earlier with my partner and we saw one. Shitty bright blue dye job, wearing a face mask (In 2024, nigga? Really? Like that's gonna make you less clockable?) in the progress pride colours. You know how they say, "You can never tell?"

We both IMMEDIATELY clocked him and both laughed heartily as he virginwalked by us. That's really fun to do in public, by the way. I thoroughly recommend it. I mean, what's he gonna do? Call the police because we were laughing? "You got a loicense for that chuckle, m8?" He can't even prove we were laughing at him.
 
Not really in the wild, but I don't know where to put this.
An ad I've been getting with a disabled troon in a wheelchair used expedia and has a smirk when booking his vacation.

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here's the actual ad, don't watch it (fuck ads)
And a couple comments lol
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Not really in the wild, but I don't know where to put this.
An ad I've been getting with a disabled troon in a wheelchair used expedia and has a smirk when booking his vacation.

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here's the actual ad, don't watch it (fuck ads)
And a couple comments lol
Damn nigga I've seen that ad many a times in the corner of my eye but I'm programmed to just shut my brain off to even notice that it was a fucking tranny.
 
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I believe I've seen two to three transsexuals, all working at the same Waffle House near where I live.

The first (FtM) was rather obvious, with how she moved. Her face, eyes, and lips gave her away, but the weirdest aspect was that she only ever seemed to speak to the other employees, with any regularity. It was always in a hushed tone, as if she was afraid her voice would give her away. I heard her when she was seeing to someone else's order, and it was clearly artificial. Almost tinny. She had a noticeable beard, though it was mostly stubble. So she's likely been on testosterone for some time.

The second was much like the first, only she was black. What gave it away was the fact that her voice was like your proto-typical Southern black woman voice, just pitch-shifted. She was thin, and her beard was much more noticeable. Though it too was underdeveloped, compared to what men produce. Her face was round and her shoulders sloped. She also had curved hips, rather than the straight sort you find with men (and MtFs).

The last is a bit ambiguous; as such, I'm going to refer to her as a woman, despite my doubts. The only major factors were: 1) her hair was dyed neon blue and pink (an obvious sign); 2) her chest was fairly flat, with no breasts at all; 3) she was one of the only employees to wear a nametag; 4) her general appearance was quite young, giving credence to the idea that she was simply a soft-looking man pretending to be a woman. What made me doubt was the fact that her voice was quite high-pitched, but seemingly naturally so. She didn't need to put any effort into sounding feminine, unlike most MtFs. She also had curved hips and small, thin hands. Her name was also Eden, from what I remember. I've never known an MtF to use such a name, thus making me think she's probably just a progressive-minded woman, rather than a transsexual. Still worth noting, though.

I don't know how or why two legitimate transsexuals ended up working there, but my guess is the manager is either sympathetic, or one was hired on due to knowing someone on staff. That, or both were hired pre-transition, with one following the other.
 
Spring break y'all and I found a Trader Joe's pooner. When do I not have a tranny sighting? I don't have time to tell you about every single one, they're everywhere. But I'm going to tell you about Eli and her they them pin because she struck the pooner lottery, despite having the obvious excavated chest, female fat distribution, and tiny little chubbo hands, she was tall and had the thickest moustache I have ever seen on any human. Painfully thick. Individual hairs like a boar bristle brush. Hairs an inch long sticking out at perpendicular angle. Anyway, I found it remarkable. Poor thing.
 
There's a fairly nice lingerie store, that I usually pass to and from the hospital I've been going to.
I decided one day, to at least window shop a little, before going into a coffee shop that was literally just across the street on my way back home from something.
I was so tempted to go in... Until I noticed through the window, one of the patrons was a man about 4" smaller than me with long faded blueish and pinkish hair and a trans-flag shirt under his jacket. Guy was fat too.
I was mortified lmfao. Trannies are so fucking gross.
In this rough area, I have now seen 1 pooner and 1 troon. I'm starting to dislike it lmfao.
 
Today was a good day! I'm still quietly laughing.
I was out today with my 2 youngest sons and a 2yr old grandy, We went to a Chinese crap shop that was fairly small. We'd only been in there for a few minutes when my youngest (who has no concept of an indoor voice) says loudly "Ew Mama! Baby did a kaka in her pants" I take a discreet peek down the back of her pants and tell him not to worry, it must have been a fart.
He runs ahead a little and rounds the corner into the next aisle ahead of me. Then I hear "Mama! It's not bubba! It's this guy that smells like kaka! This man here wearing a dress!" I run quickly to catch up and see my kid pointing dramatically at a troon frozen in the middle of the aisle. I realise this is the same troon that he clocked last time and grab him and say " TismSon! Pointing is rude, and you shouldn't talk about people that way! Maybe he has a medical condition that makes him smell like that, you shouldn't draw attention to it" then we get out of the store because I'm going to pee myself laughing in about 5 seconds and I don't want to do it there.
We get outside and I've just gotten control of myself, when up comes Smelly Tranny! I give TismSon the death glare to keep him quiet and smile (well, grimace) politely. Smelly says "Actually, I use She/Her pronouns for myself" That was too much for TismSon and he pipes up "I don't!"
That was it, I cracked up laughing, I couldn't help it, and the funniest part is, in the middle of my laugh fest, Smelly just walked away and I was so busy laughing I didn't even notice! I'm certain to be the evil transphobe in his stories for a while, but I couldn't care less.
 
I had a nasty shock, getting on the bus this morning. What I believe they call 'a granny tranny' sitting there, resplendent in smudged red lipstick and dangly, heart-shaped earrings Pat Butcher wouldn't've been seen dead in, greasy grey hair tied back into a ponytail down his back that would've been more reminiscent of an ageing heavy metal roadie, were it not tied with a baby pink scrunchie.

He was old, but he was still a physically large man, even in his floral dress - I could imagine him being a manual labourer in his youth, he had that sort of look about him. Like a builder or something like that, probably just the sort to leer at women as they walked past.

The thing that really struck me, however, was his enormous, red, hairy old man ears. Women don't have ears like that. I'm not sure if it was the aforementioned ill-judged dangly heart earrings drawing more attention to them, but Jesus, they were huge and unmistakably male, as was his nose, which was similarly gigantic and red and obviously an old man's nose.

I remember reading somewhere that men's ears and noses never stop growing, throughout their lives.
 
Why do most troons always have this Benjamin Franklin look to them?

Baldness is caused by an excess of testosterone, so the troon is already onto a loser in terms of femininity, before we even start.

They insist on growing their hair long, because no woman ever in history has ever had short hair, but because they're usually slobby nerds with bad personal hygiene to begin with, they don't take care of their hair properly, so it is often brittle and dry, and thus, likely to fall out. Troons were socialised as male, so they were never taught how to maintain long hair.

Then they dye it in various repulsive colours, to emulate all those manic pixie dream girls they obsess over, not knowing that dyeing your hair is one of the worst things you can do to your hair, making a bad situation worse.

These factors combine to create the distinctive 'Benjamin Franklin' look we all know and cringe at.
 
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