Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Leslie found one of Pat's books in the giveaway library at a con she's attending. Will Pat be able to make a sale, even if it's free?
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Leslie found one of Pat's books in the giveaway library at a con she's attending. Will Pat be able to make a sale, even if it's free?
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Lol. Pat is going to DM someone and tell them to take it.

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Patrick wishes everyone a happy Easter!
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>The long weekend

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about? Good Friday? Nobody gets that off. His unemployment is showing again.
 
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polyester said:
Quasi may not sue Pat or Pat's lawyer.
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Kirtto said:
Don't forget his analysis of Patrick thinking process during the whole lawsuit and debt saga:

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I liked this part of the offer and what it possibly says about Jennifer's thinking:
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I'm sure it's likely just boilerplate but at the same time Rick does seem to often be afraid of someone coming back at him with his own intentions. Like his absolute insistence that he will never be in prison for any reason. The way he blew off his debt stuff and seems completely unengaged with his current lawsuit among endless other examples feels like he has this need to be secure from knowing about bad things he's caused for himself and the consequences they are bringing him. So I can see him reasoning that Quasi is as obsessed and will want to go after Patirck with as much force as Patirck went after him and so would demand this be in the offer even as their underlying logic is that Quasi is desperate and willing to give them anything to get out of the jam.
 
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Pepperonified said:
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about? Good Friday? Nobody gets that off. His unemployment is showing again.
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Is this a mutt thing? We get Good Friday off and as opposed to other public holidays, all major stores are closed for trading by law. Bars can open but it’s the only day a year you can’t buy booze from a store.
 
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Homofascism said:
Is this a mutt thing? We get Good Friday off and as opposed to other public holidays, all major stores are closed for trading by law. Bars can open but it’s the only day a year you can’t buy booze from a store.
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It’s definitely a state-by-state thing in burgerland. Office jobs definitely get the day off here. Not sure about liquor stores.
 
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It looks like if you asked a really talented artist to come up with the perfect cover for the most generic shit you can. It just oozes clearance bin. Or in this case, free bin.
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It looks like that Tom Cruise movie which is basically Groundhog Day with lasers, Edge of Tomorrow or whatever. Same gay pose and colour palette. I wouldn’t be surprised if Fat sent that cover as inspiration.
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Homofascism said:
It looks like that Tom Cruise movie which is basically Groundhog Day with lasers, Edge of Tomorrow or whatever. Same gay pose and colour palette. I wouldn’t be surprised if Fat sent that cover as inspiration.
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Pat's life is a little like that movie - every day he wakes up as a mentally-retarded pig-man who must fight against his numerous stalker enemies
Then after a lengthy day battling the alien forces of evil (i.e. responding to brothermen on Twitter), he drinks until he blacks out
Then he wakes up in another loop and does it again

However, and this might be a controversial take, but Nikki isn't as good looking as Emily Blunt. Hard to believe, I know.
 
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whogoesthere said:
It looks like if you asked a really talented artist to come up with the perfect cover for the most generic shit you can. It just oozes clearance bin. Or in this case, free bin.
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The Ark has a similar bad mass market paperback cover:

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These look like gay romance novels. The final book in the series apparently didn't sell well enough to make it to Mass Market status.
 
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However, and this might be a controversial take, but Nikki isn't as good looking as Emily Blunt. Hard to believe, I know.
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There is a reason why all the sexually menacing bon mots I make in this thread are about fatrick himself and my yearning desire to have him lashed down naked to his half-porch before me so that I may give him the stern rutting he deserves

Nikkki is about as attractive and sexual as a cheap plastic window fitting from the 1970s discarded on the crumbled concrete ground outside a derelict New Jersey hardware store.

The reason why the whole "black guys lining up to fart in her vagina" thing took root is because she is such a yawning void of sexual energy that only the most obscenely absurd sex jokes about her had any chance of sticking
 
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Judge Holden said:
There is a reason why all the sexually menacing bon mots I make in this thread are about fatrick himself and my yearning desire to have him lashed down naked to his half-porch before me so that I may give him the stern rutting he deserves

Nikkki is about as attractive and sexual as a cheap plastic window fitting from the 1970s discarded on the crumbled concrete ground outside a derelict New Jersey hardware store.

The reason why the whole "black guys lining up to fart in her vagina" thing took root is because she is such a yawning void of sexual energy that only the most obscenely absurd sex jokes about her had any chance of sticking
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The imagery in this post is so hideous my body is currently producing all of the chemicals required to castrate itself.
 
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