Containment What If?

[Aquinas]

What if chris had the hulks anger issues, but not the powers

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

What if Chris wound up in the world of Idiocracy?

He'd still be the dumbest person on earth.

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if we are all illusions created by Chris's subconscious mind?

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris actually wrote Christian Humber Reloaded and not sonichu

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if chris had the hulks anger issues, but not the powers

He kinda already does. So what if Chris actually did have Hulk's powers, aside from getting massively gamma-crapped purple briefs?

 

[Aquinas]

What of chris was solidmarios obsession

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris starred in a reboot of the Toxic Avenger?

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris lived in My Little Pony

 

[Apocalypso]

What if chris lived in My Little Pony

My Little Spergy

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris met Dr Weird

 

[NaughtyChicken]

What if Chris confused a furry convention with a pride parade and showed up

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris hotdogged barb

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris confused a furry convention with a pride parade and showed up

He'd probably soon announce his membership in the furry community. All the bans against him are horrible examples of fursecution, and the people maintaining them are bigots. Chris'll sic the Furry Rights Campaign on them.

 

[Goochole]

Im going to turn the what if around a bit:

What if you could talk to Chris, what would you wanna talk about?

 

[AnOminous]

What if chris lived in My Little Pony

There would be a "Very Special Episode" where the pones would have to contemplate the complicated issue of euthanasia.

The show would be promptly canceled after they aired the episode where ponies raped and murdered Chris.

 

[Goochole]

There would be a "Very Special Episode" where the pones would have to contemplate the complicated issue of euthanasia.

The show would be promptly canceled after they aired the episode where ponies raped and murdered Chris.

"It says here in this book, Pinkie Pie, that we need to perform a blood sabbath to dispel the evil mayor!"

 

[LAM]

What if Chris confused a furry convention with a pride parade and showed up

I don't think anyone, including Chris, would notice if he came in his Vinyl Scratch costume. Chris is not known for observing surroundings, and bronies in bad costumes blend in perfectly.


What if Chris woke up with all his worldly possessions gone and a year's worth of Tugboat money sitting in his account?

Edit: Wording

 

[CWCissey]

I don't think anyone, including Chris, would notice if he came in his Vinyl Scratch costume.


What if Chris woke up with all his worldly possessions gone and year's worth of Tugboat money sitting in his account?

He'd spend two years worth on Lego and Playstation shit.

 

[Goochole]

What if Chris became like Joseph Fritzl, build a basement and locked all the trolls in there?

Like Blue, Ivy, Kacey, Liquid, Alec....

 

[Aquinas]

"It says here in this book, Pinkie Pie, that we need to perform a blood sabbath to dispel the evil mayor!"

Found the brony.

What if chris was a super hero whos whole shtick is to flash people.