Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

I wonder where his self published books are? I'd love to read them - just to see if he really is better than the "queen bitch" he hates.
"Yeah I may be a grocery store bagger who writes disgusting porn for a buck an hour, but at LEAST I'm not a billionaire whose career is going so badly she might only make $500 million more!"
 
Good lord he loves his adjectives. "A thick and lucious head of wine red hair."
What's funnier is that this guy clearly looks Jewish and is obviously dreaming about hot shiskas. Because the way he sexualized that 15 year old definitely smacked of fetish material - and, as said earlier, would've been mocked for the "breasted boobily" thing.

Only time I've seen "wine-red hair" work was for Dragonslayer Ornstein, and that boy deserves it.
"Yeah I may be a grocery store bagger who writes disgusting porn for a buck an hour, but at LEAST I'm not a billionaire whose career is going so badly she might only make $500 million more!"
"Her writing sucks! Let me write several paragraphs on how a teenage barmaid takes down an empire with her developing tits!"

GRRM did that with Dany, except she had dragons and she knows she's being sexualized as a girl.
 
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Yeah, a TIF would not write loving paragraphs about a 15-year-old girl's hips and how she secretly loves drawing attention for men. They'd have a male "barkeep" and have him write in his diary and carefully assess his own feelings for 15 pages instead.

Good lord he loves his adjectives. "A thick and lucious head of wine red hair."

The moron can't even use hyphens properly. It's wine-red hair. You can get away with not hyphenating compound adjectives when you're writing informally, but this guy styles himself as a Serious Author.

That's right, the guy writing about how JKR is a cunt writes pseudo rape about 15 year old girls.

Pedo creep confirmed. "Horny teens are fun to write":

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"It's fine for me to draw 16-year-olds sucking dick"

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He's 37 by the way.
 
Yeah, a TIF would not write loving paragraphs about a 15-year-old girl's hips and how she secretly loves drawing attention for men. They'd have a male "barkeep" and have him write in his diary and carefully assess his own feelings for 15 pages instead.



The moron can't even use hyphens properly. It's wine-red hair. You can get away with not hyphenating compound adjectives when you're writing informally, but this guy styles himself as a Serious Author.



Pedo creep confirmed. "Horny teens are fun to write":

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"It's fine for me to draw 16-year-olds sucking dick"

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He's 37 by the way.
Hard drive scan, post haste
 
Now, let's see how this man high off a 12k like tweet writes. From his substack, In the Manner of Drakes:
What are the chances that this guy's numerous fans™️ that bought his book after all of the attention farming he did are gonna realize that they effectively purchased rape porn? Some aren't gonna have a problem with it, of course. They'll use the usual justifications (ironically the same kind they tend to chide others of), but others are just gonna smile and wave. Just smile and wave and hope their friends (if they even have any) don't catch on.

EDIT: In other news.




 
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Looking at the photos, I'm pretty sure the wife is a lie. Or at most, a cushion.
Working retail is not something to be ashamed off, but seeing as he feel rage at working it, I will mock him for it.
It's a fine and noble tradition to work retail while you wait for the casting agent/publisher/gallery owner to notice you and set you on the path to greatness. That he's still doing it at 37 displays an impressive ability to ignore reality.
Also, if you have worked 20 years in retails, shouldn't you work as a manager at least or store owner?
That assumes a degree of competency which I suspect is lacking. And/or that 20-year career is a string of 50 different jobs because he keeps getting fired for jerking off at work, or some other deviancy.
 
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I wonder where his self published books are? I'd love to read them - just to see if he really is better than the "queen bitch" he hates.
He has one he published with Lulu.com in 2008, you can't buy it anywhere but Amazon still knows it exists and their foreign websites will return it but it's not in stock. (Despite being digital.) The other "self-published" stuff seems to be erotica commissions and not something he sells, I don't know his Substack isn't clear. He also has a deviantart from centuries ago that has some earlier writing examples: https://www.deviantart.com/miraigen

The deviantart makes clear that what he said on Twitter is a lie, he writes his erotica under his actual name. I confirmed this by searching for his name and he lives exactly where his Goodreads says he does and that's his actual name not a "nom de plume" unless he sells it under his name and puts another name on it to his commissions which lol that's not how it works.

Looking at the photos, I'm pretty sure the wife is a lie. Or at most, a cushion.
Wife is real, there's more pictures on his Instagram of them, and I saw enough from looking him up that I'm pretty sure of her name but I didn't confirm any of that info:
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I'm not the biggest fan of the Strike novels, only read the first three, but they are very decent and well-written thriller pieces, with a very memorable and unique main character (which is probably the most important part for crime literature imo), and calling them forgettable is a wide reach. I definitely will not forget Silk Worm, that's a wild book. Also, all writers should learn and know that shitting publicly on another writer's work is one of the dumbest things you can do in the industry.
I’ve read them all and I think they’re a blast. There’s a lot of humor in them—I found myself laughing out loud
at how obsessed Robin and Strike are with each other and the increasingly elaborate romantic obstacles they faced, many of which they created themselves.
I like the theme of how hard Strike’s life is due to his lost limb. And I like the second wave, meat and potatoes feminism that Rowling incorporates via Robin’s POV.
 
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He has one he published with Lulu.com in 2008, you can't buy it anywhere but Amazon still knows it exists and their foreign websites will return it but it's not in stock. (Despite being digital.) The other "self-published" stuff seems to be erotica commissions and not something he sells, I don't know his Substack isn't clear. He also has a deviantart from centuries ago that has some earlier writing examples: https://www.deviantart.com/miraigen

The deviantart makes clear that what he said on Twitter is a lie, he writes his erotica under his actual name. I confirmed this by searching for his name and he lives exactly where his Goodreads says he does and that's his actual name not a "nom de plume" unless he sells it under his name and puts another name on it to his commissions which lol that's not how it works.


Wife is real, there's more pictures on his Instagram of them, and I saw enough from looking him up that I'm pretty sure of her name but I didn't confirm any of that info:
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Now that's an "If only you knew how bad things really are" face.
 
That assumes a degree of competency which I suspect is lacking. And/or that 20-year career is a string of 50 different jobs because he keeps getting fired for jerking off at work, or some other deviancy.
He likes to write erotic fiction about under 16 year olds and works in retail. I suspect there's more than a few workplace related complaints about him.
 
He has one he published with Lulu.com in 2008, you can't buy it anywhere but Amazon still knows it exists and their foreign websites will return it but it's not in stock. (Despite being digital.) The other "self-published" stuff seems to be erotica commissions and not something he sells, I don't know his Substack isn't clear. He also has a deviantart from centuries ago that has some earlier writing examples: https://www.deviantart.com/miraigen

The deviantart makes clear that what he said on Twitter is a lie, he writes his erotica under his actual name. I confirmed this by searching for his name and he lives exactly where his Goodreads says he does and that's his actual name not a "nom de plume" unless he sells it under his name and puts another name on it to his commissions which lol that's not how it works.


Wife is real, there's more pictures on his Instagram of them, and I saw enough from looking him up that I'm pretty sure of her name but I didn't confirm any of that info:
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... he's in an open relationship with this? a girl who looks like this is cheating on his pedophile ass?
 
The fuck?

They cast a character named Lavender Brown with a token black actress in the early movies. Then when she became Ron Weasley's first girlfriend, someone panicked and said "Oh, blimey, we can't have a thick-lipped she-boon snogging on one of our main three, now can we, guv?" and recast her with a totally generic white chick. Real Profiles in Courage on the Harry Potter set, I tell you.
 
Then when she became Ron Weasley's first girlfriend, someone panicked and said "Oh, blimey, we can't have a thick-lipped she-boon snogging on one of our main three, now can we, guv?" and recast her with a totally generic white chick.

I mean, forgive me for playing devil's advocate here - and I remember all the drama about it, when it happened - but I'm not going to jump to assumptions and chimp out because it was 100% definitely and unambiguously entirely for RAYCIS' reasons that this minor background character, essentially a glorified extra, Lavendar Brown, was recast with a more experienced actress who also happened to be white. Like everyone on Tumblr seemed to think, back in the day.

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Especially when Pansy Parkinson suddenly became mixed race when she got a speaking part and nobody seemed to care or notice.
 
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