"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Female Cop, Why is Female cop not dying Jim"

 

[Konig]

I love these clips of Mersh having of a stroke. Always perks me up.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Lawnmower noises
Fe-female cop. White female cop. Being the most competent on the scene. Fe-female, she showed- she showed restraint. I.
Pours drink
How bad is Dayton Ohio? I'll put my headphones back on.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I love these clips of Mersh having of a stroke. Always perks me up.

If I were more of a social person who got phonecalls and texts regularly..I would set up the Horse Stroke sound as a Text Tone.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Pretend you're diagnosed with cancer and some autoimmune meme. What would you do? Start a charity or some shit?

Part of me wants this to go full circle where Jim dies of cancer then Jirad the completionist starts a charity in Jim's name.

 

[keytar]

I don't know why I pictured this

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Metokur and to a lesser extent Porsalin are just so much better than Mersh so the extent to which Mersh bothers them will never make sense to me. Cynically you could say that Metokur could just be using this for content except he had Tomlinson, Boogie, and whoever the TikToker is queued up—meaning that Metokur is really bothered by this piece of shit! It’s like the Always Sunny kid fight but even more mismatched.

 

[Tablet County]

Mersh had legit strokes on stream, and yet he's still going with the fake-cancer schtick even now. Something something glass houses
"There were rumbles of "Mersh was right, what he said was true""
Said nobody ever, this might be the dumbest thing this retard claimed and that's saying something. Maybe he really is hallucinating from all the cat shit in his house.

I don't know why Mersh and Cog hate each other so much, they're nearly identical in terms of personality and cope. Honestly I think Cog is better off than Mersh at this point. At least he lives in the presence of other people who are on good terms with him, one of which is (allegedly) his wife. Mersh just malds alone with his ten thousand cats like a spinster, crying that randos won't play tarkov with him.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

BORN TO STROKE / DAYTON IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1981 / I am horse man / 410,757,864,530 FEMALE COPS​

 

[Bridget]

Mersh stroked so hard it killed OBS.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Pretend you're diagnosed with cancer and some autoimmune meme. What would you do? Start a charity or some shit?

race f1 cars

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Mersh stroked so hard it killed OBS.

OBS means

Obese BRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT Stroke now.

 

[Sneedmiser]

I don't know why Mersh hates Cog so much, they're nearly identical in terms of personality and cope. Honestly I think Cog is better off than Mersh at this point. At least he lives in the presence of other people

You answered your own question. Mersh's only companions are his cats and the brainworms, meanwhile Cog is living a much more comfortable life, and even if he isn't still married he still gets to have sex.

 

[Konig]

Mersh stroked so hard it killed OBS.

"Oh god"

I die very time I hear that. I understand how OBS feels.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

makes me sad to see anyone in this state tbh.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Honestly I think Cog is better off than Mersh at this point

I think its all based in jealousy, I think Mersh has this idea in his head and has convinced himself that if any one is making money that he thinks he is better than he is, that money would have went to him instead.

Why else would he have initially picked this fight with Metokur years ago in that original clip where he was talking about writing down names.

 

[Wodanaz]

race f1 cars

Now pretend you have a wife and you feel obligated to provide for her after you're gone. Do you capitalize on your twelve thousand viewers ready to buy your merchandise by doing streams about things you find funny for them?
I would bet he's already done anything crazy like racing cars years ago when he received his diagnosis and made peace with it. I know I would, while I still didn't have to use a wheelchair.

 

[Man In A Dress]

"How long does he get to die for"

Well..as long as it takes? We are all..dying for our entire lives technically.

It's really disingenuous shit really. People like Mersh have nothing to banter about against Jim so the best they can do is demand he drops dead from cancer immediately.
Some people fail to realise that cancer is a bastard. Sometimes you get lucky and it goes into remission, other times you fight it over many years and eventually die. Either way it is common to see people spend many years fighting it. Jim is not special in that regard.
Dumb fucks like Mersh and Ralph demanding instant death are really pathetic. In multiple ways.

 

[Inside your walls]

There is something hilariously sad about a grown soy boy like this who has a cat in a bow plastered on his stream layout, seething about some kid refusing to play with him in a video game. A self proclaimed "nice guy" except even more sad since the only pussy he will ever see is the one directly above his head.
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What a manchild, lol. If he had half the shit Jim has he would commit suicide via drugs and alcohol, like Ralph.
But sure, Metokur is a fake and a fed who's just faking it to sell more hats. Let's go with that.

After Mersh has bought Daddy Gym's hat...
And what happen then?

Well, In Sekturville, they say that
The Grint's small heart and smile
grew three sizes that day!

BUY A HAT

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Now pretend you have a wife and you feel obligated to provide for her after you're gone. Do you capitalize on your twelve thousand viewers ready to buy your merchandise by doing streams about things you find funny for them?
I would bet he's already done anything crazy like racing cars years ago when he received his diagnosis and made peace with it. I know I would, while I still didn't have to use a wheelchair.

stream once a month and then race f1 cars