Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Law]

I have seen women use the horse cock dildo in plenty of videos.

^Goofus

Because on frontpages of pornsites you rarely see emotion or desire/delicacy, it made me depart from them. It is a lot of fakery.

^Gallant

Bad Dragon esports merch? That is so fucking ridiculous I had to suppress my laughter (I'm at work).

Bro that is vertical integration.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I had a second random thought (that's a lot for one day). The chinks are usually a crafty bunch usually making bootleg versions of everything under the sun. It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before. I don't imagine they're exactly hard to copy. Now I'm wondering if they actually exist. I mean the copyright system seems to be more of a suggestion in China so I doubt they would care if a dildo company handed them a cease & desist.

oh they do. the one chinks love to rip off the most is bd's flint

 

[Man at Arms]

Ye

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A big question I have is... If your dildos are zoophilic and beastiality in nature.. how do you explain this in a court of law...? How does the court of law even take you seriously... ? Can the court just shut them down since they are zoophilic in nature and beastiality is illegal? Please some one explain. These are the real questions

Yeah that's pretty accurate. You can't really rule on something like a product if said product is actually already something illegal.
It's like take this for instance

A company makes childrens sex dolls, sells sex dolls, someone copies them, takes them to court. Court has to rule on the obviously grey area of it being a child doll.

Should be thrown out and arrested both parties on beastiality

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Bad Dragon stole the designs from this guy

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

imagine being called to jury duty and THIS is the case you have to sit in and make a judgement call on

Your honour, we the jury have unanimously decided to charge both parties with:

1. Contempt of court
2. Indecent exposure
3. Bestiality
4. Terrorism

And we also request a change of venue to Pakistan.

 

[Barry Williams]

I had a second random thought (that's a lot for one day). The chinks are usually a crafty bunch usually making bootleg versions of everything under the sun. It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before. I don't imagine they're exactly hard to copy. Now I'm wondering if they actually exist. I mean the copyright system seems to be more of a suggestion in China so I doubt they would care if a dildo company handed them a cease & desist.

If you go to AlIExpress and type "bad" in the search bar the first autocomplete suggestion is "bad dragon".

 

[LanceHaver]

They're claiming that. Also looks like most of what they're claiming are fictional creatures.
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Isn't there some legal thing about how if some fetish or art is viewed as horrific and immoral by the average person, it can be made illegal? I think it only occurred in criminal cases such as when someone was prosecuted for possessing lolicon pornography, but hopefully some prosecutor sees this and decides its worth pursuing

I had a second random thought (that's a lot for one day). The chinks are usually a crafty bunch usually making bootleg versions of everything under the sun. It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before. I don't imagine they're exactly hard to copy. Now I'm wondering if they actually exist. I mean the copyright system seems to be more of a suggestion in China so I doubt they would care if a dildo company handed them a cease & desist.

Even insects have some level of depravity they won't stoop to

 

[I glow in the dark]

Isn't there some legal thing about how if some fetish or art is viewed as horrific and immoral by the average person, it can be made illegal? I think it only occurred in criminal cases such as when someone was prosecuted for possessing lolicon pornography, but hopefully some prosecutor sees this and decides its worth pursuing

Obscenity, it is usually measured if something is obscene with the Miller test (which is very very hard to prove, and the only guy to getprosrcuted with it regarding to lolicon was actively importing lolicon hentai from Japan), I'm not a law fag so I can't give an opinion if animal dildos count as obscene but iirc zoophiliac pornography is legal in (unfortunately) most states.

 

[scallion]

Isn't there some legal thing about how if some fetish or art is viewed as horrific and immoral by the average person, it can be made illegal? I think it only occurred in criminal cases such as when someone was prosecuted for possessing lolicon pornography, but hopefully some prosecutor sees this and decides its worth pursuing


Even insects have some level of depravity they won't stoop to

Yeah they just have their porn whores shove live eels in their holes

 

[AnOminous]

Obscenity, it is usually measured if something is obscene with the Miller test (which is very very hard to prove, and the only guy to getprosrcuted with it regarding to lolicon was actively importing lolicon hentai from Japan), I'm not a law fag so I can't give an opinion if animal dildos count as obscene but iirc zoophiliac pornography is legal in (unfortunately) most states.

Also obscenity simply means it's unprotected by the First Amendment, so even if it is obscene, it isn't necessarily illegal unless there's a specific law outlawing it. It just means it can be outlawed without violating at least the First Amendment.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

So is no one going to post the pics of who the lawyers of the firm representing Bad Dragon are? M'kay.
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Dude on the left looks like a movie villain lol

 

[vomitusdeux]

All jokes aside wouldn't bad dragon doing this break monopoly laws on animal dildo manufacturing?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

All jokes aside wouldn't bad dragon doing this break monopoly laws on animal dildo manufacturing?

iirc monopoly laws require some amount of necessity for daily life or something more than just cornering the market on dumb frivolous crap through underhanded means, or so my dim memories of wrasslin discussions go

 

[Leakage Current]

I had a second random thought (that's a lot for one day). The chinks are usually a crafty bunch usually making bootleg versions of everything under the sun. It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before. I don't imagine they're exactly hard to copy. Now I'm wondering if they actually exist. I mean the copyright system seems to be more of a suggestion in China so I doubt they would care if a dildo company handed them a cease & desist.

Taobao is literally full of dragon dildos. For Western export, Nothosaur etc. clone every dragon dildo under the sun.

Etsy is also full of Chinese knockoffs.

 

[Yamamura]

oh they do. the one chinks love to rip off the most is bd's flint

If you go to AlIExpress and type "bad" in the search bar the first autocomplete suggestion is "bad dragon".

Taobao is literally full of dragon dildos. For Western export, Nothosaur etc. clone every dragon dildo under the sun.

Etsy is also full of Chinese knockoffs.

Ah I see, thank you for informing me. My knowledge of the world of counterfeit dragon dildo paraphilia must be woefully bad.

 

[FunPosting101]

I want, nay, NEED footage of this trial, I don't care if some motherfucker has to smuggle a goddamn hidden camera into the goddamn courtroom, I NEED to see live video of these legal proceedings. The sheer comedic and memetic potential of this farce alone makes it necessary.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I hate furries

But also, pretty sure they got a case here. Especially if (totally not your) dog's penis is identical to the fox penis.

I wonder how it came to be. Do they have person who inspects plastic dildoes in close detail? Or did an employee browse dragon penises and was like "this Smaugh penis looks eyrie similar to ours..."

Most likely a fab pointed out, after having bought both.

Either way, behead furries. Castrate furries. Roundhouse kick furries... Etc

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Ah I see, thank you for informing me. My knowledge of the world of counterfeit dragon dildo paraphilia must be woefully bad.

I hope it has hilarious Engrish descriptions like that bootleg Evangelion toy
"In 2015, human beings will recover from the disaster caused by the falling of stony meteorite in the South Pole. A new kind of being called "Envoy" will attack the Third New Tokyo continuously. Only EVA, the "Sky-Hawk Fighter" explored by NERV can resist the attack. Furthermore, only a group of teen-agers including Ding Xingzhi, the son of Chief Ding, unidentified Lingboling and the impetuous and crude flying bird can drive EVA. Why the Envoy only attack the Third New Tokyo? What's the relationship between Chief Ding and Lingboling? Is EVA a Robot or a kind of being with life? How is the process from frailty to strongness of Ding Xinzhi? The ending is quite suspensive!"

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I want, nay, NEED footage of this trial, I don't care if some motherfucker has to smuggle a goddamn hidden camera into the goddamn courtroom, I NEED to see live video of these legal proceedings. The sheer memetic potential of this farce alone makes it necessary.

“You see your honor, sinsaint’s triple fucker cum stuffer is clearly identical to Xenu the warlord’s impregnating dildo. This is clearly infringement by every definition of the word and we demand compensation for the loss of sales suffered for Bad Dragon’s dildos.”

 

[LurkerJerker]

^Goofus

^Gallant

Bro that is vertical integration.

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