"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 183 37.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 300 62.1%

  • Total voters
    483
He's been phoning it in for the last few streams, dude needs to hire a writer if he wants to keep collecting the shekels even his sycophants will eventually tire of a winning formula of 20 minutes of content 40 of reacting and 2 hours of shekel reading.
The fact that he can get 12k+ viewers on a whim and a one day warning and earn thousands of dollars per stream is a testament that he really doesn't. Especially if he really is about to drop, I'm surprised his wife put as much effort into creating merch for him as is, she must really like drawing cute cartoons.
 
The fact that he can get 12k+ viewers on a whim and a one day warning and earn thousands of dollars per stream is a testament that he really doesn't. Especially if he really is about to drop, I'm surprised his wife put as much effort into creating merch for him as is, she must really like drawing cute cartoons.
The instant you die any merch related to you skyrockets in value. I'm sure he's told her to have no hesitation to Jew the fuck out of that shit when he croaks.
 
Imagine getting BTFO like this on Easter, lmao
Most of us will be spending time with family or going to church today, but Mersh will be seething alone and coping about this stream. I will be surprised if he won't be crying to his cats about the mean cancer man, not like he has anyone else who will hear him out(unless hookers work holidays around his areas).
 
The fact that he can get 12k+ viewers on a whim and a one day warning and earn thousands of dollars per stream is a testament that he really doesn't. Especially if he really is about to drop, I'm surprised his wife put as much effort into creating merch for him as is, she must really like drawing cute cartoons.
He used to get 25k 3ish years ago.
I have no doubt he'll die before he hits ER or mersh levels on streams, even if his death is a ways off.
 
He used to get 25k 3ish years ago.
True, his streams are very watered down and low effort compared to what he was doing at his peak. However, he is also quite literally dying of cancer aids, and he was convinced at the end of 2022 that he wouldn't stream ever again. This is still much better than anyone expected of him, even tho his Year of the Chud streams really were his last hurrah.
I think getting 12K people to pay attention to this boring washup for 2 hours is an accomplishment in itself. Makes me wish Jade designed some merch centered around him instead of this low effort Widget stuff.
 
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I did love the little joke about his "gook wife" not giving up any anime.
one of the funniest to ever do it and taught me to marry a woman that allows me to be as racist as i want and will still love me.
Him reminding Mersh he does this for his wife, to leave her things so that she's not devastated, that meant a lot to me.
You're a racist shit Jim and a good husband. Too bad God was afraid you might lead the Irish to take over Jerusalem ala Baldwin.
 
The instant you die any merch related to you skyrockets in value. I'm sure he's told her to have no hesitation to Jew the fuck out of that shit when he croaks.
I don't particularly think 4/5 star hats are going to be appreciating in value and selling for $5000 on e-bay, the store is most definitely getting an absolute assload of sales when his phylactery is destroyed and he finally goes to the big pub in the sky. However, the news and FOMO of the store potentially being closed is going to have fuckers buy so many hats that it'll turn into beanie babies 2.0.
 
Hearing Jim talk about being in "indescribable pain" and having heart attacks is so fucked man.
This is why I respect the man for simply laughing it off. He has every right to check out and spend the rest of his days in relative peace, but instead he's putting himself out there like nothing happened, still picking fights and laughing at retards like he always does. Not even giga cancer aids can keep him away from OBS and Twitter, that's some real dedication.
I guess laughter really is the best medicine after all. Still, I wish he got some minor or mundane illness if he has to suffer, not like there is a shortage of much better undesirables his plethora of health issues could be shared with, let alone having one person be burdened with everything at once.
 
Has anyone noticed that Metokur's streams have been a lot darker than they remember?

I think the reality of his situation has darkened his outlook. The Ralph stream where he talked about Ralph beating Meigh was dark as is his most recent stream.

I think Metokur has become somewhat bitter. Not that I could blame the man for this. If you have something like an incredibly painful cancer happen to you it will darken your outlook.
 
That and him not having kids because he doesn't want to put them through what he went through with is mom. That one kind of got me.

God damn it, I might end up buying a fucking hat.
I think he should have gone through it but I understand and respect his decision not to. I hope Jade froze some eggs because she shouldn't be barren because Jim died. That is if she ever remarries. Shit still sucks.
 
Has anyone noticed that Metokur's streams have been a lot darker than they remember?

I think the reality of his situation has darkened his outlook. The Ralph stream where he talked about Ralph beating Meigh was dark as is his most recent stream.

I think Metokur has become somewhat bitter. Not that I could blame the man for this. If you have something like an incredibly painful cancer happen to you it will darken your outlook.
Here was me thinking that he sounded more depressed/tired after gamergate 2 : electric boogaloo was announced which, understandable, thats another cancer no one wants returning.
 
Has anyone noticed that Metokur's streams have been a lot darker than they remember?

I think the reality of his situation has darkened his outlook. The Ralph stream where he talked about Ralph beating Meigh was dark as is his most recent stream.

I think Metokur has become somewhat bitter. Not that I could blame the man for this. If you have something like an incredibly painful cancer happen to you it will darken your outlook.
He mentioned that all this shit has given him a medical diagnosis of anxiety. I would bet that he also has depression too (you know due to the cancer). I think he also has run out of patience with these retards. Compare this stream (and the ralph one) to the one he did about H bomber guy or even the one he did with Josh. When he respects the person the streams are faaarr less dark. However, there's only so much of this type of retard one can take. Short time puts a lot in perspective.
 
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