Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Absolutely Retarded]

200 dollar depo gone in 5 seconds, followed by head smacks

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

When this eventually becomes a movie I want Daniel-Day Lewis to take the role of Bossman. Would be the performance of a life time.

 

[RougeRed]

I can generally extract a nugget of amusement from watching him play Runescape or CSGO, but watching him play Red Dead Redemption 2 is a snoozefest.



Fat fake lawyer, if you actually knew anything about Statistics, and not just from high school, but from a college level, like I. You would know that Statistics is not an exact science and is merely an abstraction of human logic, that there's no such thing as randomness for instance.

And if you knew anything about Computing, you would know that all RNG is flawed.

I can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're actually retarded.

 

[draggs]

200 dollar depo gone in 5 seconds, followed by head smacks
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Bossman (hand) has risen. Oooooh my God

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Rat dad did another attempt at installing the door

He went at it for 6 minutes before Austin stopped the stream. When he returned, two or so hours later, the door was still leaning against the wall


Sad display from the door bros and another common curtain bro W

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Rat dad did another attempt at installing the door
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He went at it for 6 minutes before Austin stopped the stream. When he returned, two or so hours later, the door was still leaning against the wall
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Sad display from the door bros and another common curtain bro W

id ask at this point why they wouldnt just hire a handyman to come and install the door. but personally id be too embarrassed to let anyone near austin's room if i owned that house.

 

[eatler]

id ask at this point why they wouldnt just hire a handyman to come and install the door. but personally id be too embarrassed to let anyone near Austin

Fixed your sentence

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

what's the deal with Bossman buying silver and gold? I know he's a trump supporter but where did he get it in his head to buy it physically like a boomer

He sees it as an investment, also as something he can't easily liquidate for gambling money. Mr Christmas might accept it for crack though...

 

[degengambalar]

Happy Easter Sunday everyone!

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

After turbo felting himself on dice, throwing away 100s at a time, he smacks his head, quits the stream and has a glorious meltdown on discord

Spoiler: Meltdown

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

If he keeps hitting his head like that he might cure his mental retardation.
Cartoon logic, you know.

the full janitorial compensation package and a very low chance for an April 1st effort post

I must reject this tempting offer I'm afraid.

I can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're actually retarded.

Funny that you mention it. I'm in the same conundrum with you

 

[Coalescence]

Glorious meltdown in discord

Making sure no one missed this part of the melty.

 

[Vespene]

Currently having a glorious meltdown in the discord claiming he's going to delete the server trying to milk sympathy for throwing all his money away on dice yet again.

 

[Billy Bong]

He's going to run out of donors pretty quick if he one shots their boosts all the time. That seems to be his thing now.

 

[Bonedome]

Hopefully this isn't complete shit, here's the discord melty.

 

[McWeaeselton]

id ask at this point why they wouldnt just hire a handyman to come and install the door

Because ratdad is an unironic rat. He knows it's embarrassing to austin when he comes into his room to fix the door while he's streaming. If he was actually lifting a pinky finger he could have probably got this fixed on the first or second attempt. Ratdad is just drawing it out. It's revenge for the 4am screaming and having to pay to keep a roof over the bums head while he blows fat banderooskis on originals every day.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Because ratdad is an unironic rat. He knows it's embarrassing to austin when he comes into his room to fix the door while he's streaming. If he was actually lifting a pinky finger he could have probably got this fixed on the first or second attempt. Ratdad is just drawing it out.

Hes trying to get those preem gambling tips

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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DOORBROS RED ALERT

How long will it take before he breaks this one?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

200 dollar depo gone in 5 seconds, followed by head smacks
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It's no secret that I'm old but this is what I think of when he goes mental,

 

[AnOminous]

I just love how he begs for money even though a payday of 20k is due in the next couple of days. He really has no shame

He's like that in the experiment pushing the lever over and over for a pellet of cocaine, that only comes one out of every ten times, instead of the lever that gives a pellet of food every time.