Porn and Porncows

I find it hard to believe there's nobody left who would want to make porn movies with actual plots, that are actually enjoyable as movies in addition to the fucking. There's clearly a market for it, why does nobody capitalize on it? People want to be entertained AND get their rocks off.
1. That niche has been taken by hentai
2. Pornstars can't act for shit
3. Nobody pays for porn enough for them to make anything with the budget of a real script.
 
are there any modern pornos that are as good as The Devil in Miss Jones or Behind The Green Door
i dont understand how you can be a porn addict when all of the studios are producing the trashiest shit
I think that back then it was more "My film making ambitions won't be wasted!" and now it's "My $1000 macro lens won't go unused!"

I've said it before but look back at things like old women-in-prison sexploitation movies. If you would have walked by it playing on a TV it would mostly just look like a crappy movie from Italy/Spain/South America and not softcore/hardcore pornography. They look and behave like movies most of the time.
 
1. That niche has been taken by hentai
Mother of God…now we just have to wait to see if somebody will try to make a legit film out of hentai, like 177013.


3. Nobody pays for porn enough for them to make anything with the budget of a real script.
Meanwhile, Axel Braun can make superhero outfits that look like he gave a shit, possibly even more than Hollywood.


2. Pornstars can't act for shit
When was the last time a porn star was asked to do a role with gravitas?
 
I find it hard to believe there's nobody left who would want to make porn movies with actual plots, that are actually enjoyable as movies in addition to the fucking. There's clearly a market for it, why does nobody capitalize on it? People want to be entertained AND get their rocks off.
There’s “porn for women” directors and studios that still do that sort of thing. Erika Lust is the only one I can think of atm
 
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when all of the studios are producing the trashiest shit
Wasteland is considered one of the best examples of "porn as art" but in general there's tons of examples and porn has tons of drama movies without the faggy joss whedon comic relief you see in mainstream "dramas" of the last 20 years. And on the flip side enough actual comedy writers have contributed to porn that they're even better than the slop you get on mainstream streaming shows usually.
I find it hard to believe there's nobody left who would want to make porn movies with actual plots, that are actually enjoyable as movies in addition to the fucking. There's clearly a market for it, why does nobody capitalize on it?
again its been around for decades but just because you're ignorant that means it doesn't exist i guess. PureTaboo has been all about that shit for a long time, the whole "porn needs actual plots" has been around for 20+ years. Stop getting your opinions from movies from 1999 dude.
If you would have walked by it playing on a TV it would mostly just look like a crappy movie from Italy/Spain/South America and not softcore/hardcore pornography. They look and behave like movies most of the time.
literally the same aesthetic, ironically enough you can probably pick out porn made in the last decade vs real movies because it doesn't have that faggy color scheme netflix demands all their shows have.
 
again its been around for decades but just because you're ignorant that means it doesn't exist i guess. PureTaboo has been all about that shit for a long time, the whole "porn needs actual plots" has been around for 20+ years. Stop getting your opinions from movies from 1999 dude.
I guess the answer has been discovered, if you’re into what PureTaboo provides.


And on the flip side enough actual comedy writers have contributed to porn that they're even better than the slop you get on mainstream streaming shows usually.
Got any examples? Can’t think of anyone in this day and age openly admitting to working on porn.
 
openly admitting
while none will openly admit it you can sort of see a lot of it in burning angel releases in the 2000s/2010s that a lot of the troma guys were helping with bits, even beyond that the parodies in general in porn back in the early 2010s have that sort of humor you saw a lot from "comedians" in la in that era.
I guess the answer has been discovered, if you’re into what PureTaboo provides.
that was just one example but its sort of hilarious how many fucking sites do in fact cater to that market despite it being barely profitable. saying there is no porn with plot is almost as absurd as saying there's no porn with black women or trannies or lesbo porn, like dude i know they said that in Orgazmo, but thats literally almost all porn is now jesus fucking christ.
 
I find it hard to believe there's nobody left who would want to make porn movies with actual plots, that are actually enjoyable as movies in addition to the fucking. There's clearly a market for it, why does nobody capitalize on it? People want to be entertained AND get their rocks off.
Look into Rebecca Goodwin. *shrug*
 
I find it hard to believe there's nobody left who would want to make porn movies with actual plots, that are actually enjoyable as movies in addition to the fucking. There's clearly a market for it, why does nobody capitalize on it? People want to be entertained AND get their rocks off.

A lot of major porn directors from the classic eras tried to make at least one real movie with plot but also containing pornish sex scenes. They all failed completely. People only bought "Pirates" because it was done in HD when HD was new. One problem is the actors are porn actors and their only talent is fucking and if they aren't being actively directed, nagged and edited they even suck at that too (ie, look what pornstars put on OnlyFans). But - Bob Guccione got the likes of Malcom McDowel for his experiment and it was still utter shit. No who has done it would ever try to do it again.
 
Just watch vivid mid 90s content
No, French 90's content. If you're into nazi's there's also Italian 90's content. Avoid Germany.

Part of the allure of the old ones was that the sex scenes weren't all a mandatory 23 minutes on a sound stage. The old ones were more interesting visually and moved faster. There were also 99% less trashy tattoos on everyone involved.
 
Hey nerd, tell your mum I'm sick of her only doing double anal. Next scene is triple anal with piss or I'm giving you a fucking swirlie!

Seriously, there's the shame of an onlyfans mum selling nudes on onlyfans, and then there's the shame of a mum who gets 4v1 double anal drinking milk and cum from their asshole.

What an insane bitch to have a family social media presence lmao.
He'll grow up to be either an incel misogynist or a porno connoisseur pervert.

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I don't have Twitter account so can't see the thread, but I'm guessing she was locked up when trying to whore up in Dubai.
should have caned her
 
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