"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 183 37.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 301 62.2%

  • Total voters
    484
After hearing about Jim not wanting to have kids so they don't have to go through what he went through and hearing what he went through with his mom it's really no wonder how he went full gloves off against Ralph when he stopped gunt guarding.

Edit: and how he's doing everything for his wife and actually saving money.
If I knew I was dyning. Why not shitpost on the internet?
Hell atleast he is grifting to give his wife some money to survive. Also the dogs and maybe the turkeys in the backyard.
 
little disappointed he didn't talk more about patrick or others but it did sound like he lost steam at the end there. Regardless pretty funny and I think Metokur is justified in hammering mersh because of the sheer audacity of that loser having anything to say from his crackhead apartment. Its like if ethan ralph was trying to moralize to you about being a good dad its just too low hanging a fruit to ignore.
 
All that aside, I hope someone kicks Ralph’s face in until he is dead, left writhing until his demise in the dirt roads of Mexico. Doxing a guy’s doctor because of internet beef is some of the lowest tier scum, bottom feeder shit.
Ralph larping as a catholic has to be the most laughable thing ever. If a hell exists he 10000000% is going there for the endless list of repulsive shit he's done.
 
Did Jim ever mention if they did test for it?
Unless he has the dumbest doctors on the planet (and he goes to the Mayo Clinic) I seriously doubt they didn't. I bet they tested for lupus, too, even though it's never lupus.
You’re not actually wrong in your usage, as it can be used to mean unique to the individual. Typically, however, it is used in documentation to mean without a known causality.
I try to be precise in my language, so when I make even a minor error, especially when I'm claiming to define a word, I appreciate a correction (even if I sometimes bitch out about it before appreciating it).
 
I was having a really, really shit night yesterday. Then saw the stream and thought it'd take my mind of feeling down. Then Jimbo started talking about his health and I had to turn it off. I feel so bad for him, man. And his wife. Terrible stuff.

I hope he's able to spoon his way into more streams so his wife will have a little nest egg, or at least no medical debt. I'll buy a fucking hat for myself for my birthday, not like you assholes ever get me anything nice.
 
I don't understand the weird irrational hate towards Jim. He is one of the most harmless people in The Sektur. Jim doesnt phone people's family, he doesn't brigade, he doesnt flag, he doesn't do anything to negatively impact people's lives. All he does is make a "look at this weirdo" video, states verifiable fact, gives an opinion and for whatever reason this infuriates many people.
It's called ressentiment.
 
Imagine a yearly occurrence of battle at jim's drive way happening every year after he dies.
Christ, can you imagine where it turns into something like a Civil War re-enactment every year? A bunch of retards dressed as all the usual suspects just roll up to some random house in Minnesota and duke it out to the horror of whichever homeowner is there at the time.

Won't matter which 'side' wins each year -- everyone loses.
That and him not having kids because he doesn't want to put them through what he went through with is mom. That one kind of got me.

God damn it, I might end up buying a fucking hat.
Don't forget to buy a hat for your hat as well.
 
After hearing about Jim not wanting to have kids so they don't have to go through what he went through and hearing what he went through with his mom it's really no wonder how he went full gloves off against Ralph when he stopped gunt guarding.
I am interested in hearing about it but won't get to it any time soon. if anyone wants to tl;dw this portion I would appreciate it.
 
I am interested in hearing about it but won't get to it any time soon. if anyone wants to tl;dw this portion I would appreciate it.
Basically, they decided not to have children because a) he is obviously going to pass away, likely when the kids are very young; and b) having no idea what is wrong with him, there is the possibility that he genetically curses his children to end up getting whatever the fuck it is he has that's killing him.

His mom had an aortic rupture, and she lived a year after that occurred, and it sounds like Jim was the point-guy for taking care of her, setting up appointments, etc. until she passed away.
 
Christ, can you imagine where it turns into something like a Civil War re-enactment every year? A bunch of retards dressed as all the usual suspects just roll up to some random house in Minnesota and duke it out to the horror of whichever homeowner is there at the time.
Its the future that I would sacrifice so much to want to come true.

It'd be hilarious
 
The video of Jim proving his cancer is real was hard to finish.
The shot was hard to swallow. The chaser is listening to why he still streams, why he's still able to do what he does, and that's pretty fucking wholesome. The situation fucking sucks for him, but goddamn he's certainly facing it like a giga-chad.
 
The shot was hard to swallow. The chaser is listening to why he still streams, why he's still able to do what he does, and that's pretty fucking wholesome. The situation fucking sucks for him, but goddamn he's certainly facing it like a giga-chad.
Some one needs to make a Jim streaming version of this meme for him.

 
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