DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Terminal Coda]

So what gives ? What exactly do the paypigs get out of watching this shit ?

Most of Phil's biggest dents are really really odd people, as well as very lonely. Derich is of course the most obvious example. He's some sort of weird gooner goblin who can't go five minutes without tweeting at a porn star. Additionally, One Minute Man's daily tithe, OIC's genuine insanity, Canadian Kirk's constant tirades and sock accounts, acid face's... everything. The list goes on.
Phil is a clown and acts like a total cunt to his audience but he seems to know how much he can push them around without sending them away (with some notable and increasingly frequent exceptions). The more money you donate the more leniency and fake parasocial friendship it affords you.
I think part of it is comradery. A bunch of weirdo outcasts see 'The Guy', DSP, the king of hate, as a pariah who is unfairly maligned by the internet at large just like them (just like me fr fr). I think at least some of them stick to him like glue because they think he can sympathize with whatever plight they have. Of course he can't. He can't sympathize with anyone. He doesn't speak to anyone in person but his cat, his wife, and the cashier at the nearest Total Wine.
Other than weird social outcasts I think there are more larpers donating than people realize. As for their reasoning, I think they want to oil the machine, misunderstanding what makes DSP entertaining.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

It's an easy, turn based JRPG with lots of long cutscenes. Despite his constant whining about RPG Overloadthis is his favorite kind of game because it's the most low effort for him to stream, next to walking simulators. The reason he dropped Final Fantasy 7 and not Yakuza is because FF7 is an action game with an RPG wrapper.

And Tifa’s cleavage

 

[Balr0g]

And Tifa’s cleavage

And her cleavage was already downgraded from the original FF VII.

 

[Oh Naggers]

“reading for questing at fun”

 

[Vic Viper T301]

“reading for questing at fun”
View attachment 5865539

"2+ hours of fantasy adventure"
The gameplay parts of his gameplay stream keep getting shorter and shorter.

 

[Balr0g]

"RPG overload"
"Fresh NEW RPG"
Only Phil can't see the contradiction right? Or does it not count because he has a horror game in the mix now?
Also stop with the gin tweeting your schedule.

 

[Corpun]

Larian are sexual predators for forcing me into a gay relationship with Halsin, but I also don't care about being forced into one.

I'm slowly but surely finding myself pushed into the camp that DSP is a deeply closeted faggot and he isn't even aware of it.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Larian are sexual predators for forcing me into a gay relationship with Halsin, but I also don't care about being forced into one.

I'm slowly but surely finding myself pushed into the camp that DSP is a deeply closeted faggot and he isn't even aware of it.

This game is just like me and Rambo! Fur fur fur

 

[EmpGulcasa]

“reading for questing at fun”
View attachment 5865539

2 hours out of how much wasted on pointless talking at the camera, now?

 

[Corpun]

Phil with the oddly-shaped head. Also that hairline was obliterated even a decade ago.

 

[Cardef1121]

So I got through the Turkey Tom stuff and...let me compose myself...what the fuck did I just walk into ?

Maybe I'm giving humanity too much credit, but how the fuck does someone like DSP even have paypigs to begin with ?

He's not a hot chick or a titty streamer. He's not entertaining as a content creator in terms of being witty or funny like Metokur. He's not skilled at gaming (I'm thinking of Dark Souls streamers who do no damage speedruns).

So what gives ? What exactly do the paypigs get out of watching this shit ?

Also, what's the lore on his marriage ? It seems as though his wife is sticking with him and I gather that she works, so that's more income to supplement DSP's "work". Is this woman a literal retard like Mama JF ?

DSP is a negative role model for people who share certain traits with him and have low opinions of themselves and have abandoned or have no hope of improving themselves. He either affirms that it OK to be a loser or that you can be successful while being one. It's the same reason the trans community or the HAES cult prop up the most toxic of their kind. If someone that bad can make it, then so can I.

 

[marlintan]

DSP claims that he doesn't dye his hair and not going to have a midlife crisis, please excuse the doody link

https://youtu.be/fZ0hsY5p2v4?si=QUGrQMZBO1t4_scL&t=312

 

[The Pulverizer]

So you believe you can ban me, Mister Burnell? We'll see about that.

 

[Oh Naggers]

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil: “No one gives me presents, no one sends me a card, no one cares. That's what happens when you’re an adult!” No, Philly cheesesteak. That what happens when you're a piece of shit that pushes everyone away, treats everyone like a walking ATM, and didn't you say that your parents still give you money for your birthday and Christmas or was that another drop in the Pacific Ocean of lies?

 

[Love Is Blue]

Phil: “No one gives me presents, no one sends me a card, no one cares. That's what happens when you’re an adult!” No, Philly cheesesteak. That what happens when you're a piece of shit that pushes everyone away, treats everyone like a walking ATM, and didn't you say that your parents still give you money for your birthday and Christmas or was that another drop in the Pacific Ocean of lies?

>don't have friends
>gets surprised when no one tells you happy birthday
really makes ya think

 

[The Pulverizer]

>don't have friends
>gets surprised when no one tells you happy birthday
really makes ya think

Phil is an atheist that abandoned his family and lives in Seattle. He has no children and his "job" is streaming. Where is he going to find people that give a shit about his birthday? His secluded little life is completely isolated from the real world.

 

[hector85]

Where is he going to find people that give a shit about his birthday?

thats why he has to force his viewers to celebrate it with him for a month. that way maybe they won't forget next year. kinda like how he just bashes them in the face with is schedule, so they don't forget to show up.

 

[UsedUp]

Phil: “No one gives me presents, no one sends me a card, no one cares. That's what happens when you’re an adult!” No, Philly cheesesteak. That what happens when you're a piece of shit that pushes everyone away, treats everyone like a walking ATM, and didn't you say that your parents still give you money for your birthday and Christmas or was that another drop in the Pacific Ocean of lies?

Mean while 1mm and OIshe keep a roof over dsps head and pays their -kat and phils- bills and keeps the lights on, internet, buys their groceries and feed jasper has been gifted almost everything in his gayming office. So on so forth.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The only thing I look forward to on Phil's manbaby birthday week is him painfully eating cake.