A reading from the Book of Balldo:
Thus it came to pass that Rekieta and his family settled in the city of Sodom, upon the Plains of Degeneracy, and adjacent to the River Coom. The patriarch of the family having heard that it was a place of much "fun," and barren of the Scandinavian incel prudes that had caused him much hardship over the years. There he built for him and his burdensome brood a great domicile, with five sex dungeons, and a pantry expansive enough to hold 3,000 shekels worth of snacks or more.
One day, the men of the city compassed his home and said "We have heard that a non-practicing lawyer has come to the city. Bring him forth so that we might know him."
Irritated with being told what to do, Rekieta replied, "I have not the time to be known. I am very busy and have a temperature of 126 degrees. Would thou not rather wish to know my virgin daughters? It is said in the book of American Beauty that such knowledge is a great blessing to middle-aged men."
"No," replied the rowdy men, "we care not for your daughters. We are well oiled Jamaican homosexuals, and we wish to know the non-practicing lawyer!"
Upon hearing this, Rekieta became amazed. "Well oiled Jamaican homosexuals! Why did thou not say so earlier?!"
At that, Rekieta lustily burst forth from his house, eager to be known by such men.
Suddenly the skies parted and a mighty winged creature descended from the heavens. Alas, it was not an angel come to save Rekieta from sin. It was the Kiwi bird. The Kiwi bird pitched upon Rekieta's shoulder and said, in the voice of John Goodman (
@AnOminous), "Verily, I say unto you, Nicholas... thou art a FAGGOT!" The great Kiwi then departed the city with a boisterous laugh.
And so, on that day, Rekieta fornicated with a multitude of well oiled Jamaican homosexuals. Whereupon, he contracted 763 STDs and died shortly thereafter. His wife did not turn to salt, because she was busy watching Star Trek. It is said that she still watches Star Trek to this day, completely oblivious to the great degeneracy that had taken place. Finally liberated from their father's sinful lifestyle, the children fled into the wilderness and changed their last name out of sheer embarrassment.
(Apologies, but I felt creative and thought at least some of you would appreciate some levity in light of the disgusting things Nick said today. It beats being angry in my book.).
My honest feeling is that Nick is an atheist in denial.
No shit!
It seems he has escaped an appropriate level of criticism for all his boasting that Kiwi Farms had no idea what they were talking about when lots of people opined that Rumble would not re-sign him?
Perhaps his life is such an obvious disaster, people don't have it in them to go hard at another tell-tale sign of failure in life.
The thread gave him shit for it around March 1st. It's just that there's no way we can confirm that he's lost the contract for sure. It seems
likely he did because he's NOT sassily eating a Dorito at his critics.
I'm guessing what will happen is we'll continue presume he's
not under contract anymore, and he'll continue to keep silent and hope people think he is.
I can't imagine what value he brings to Rumble and LOCALS anymore.
