Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

But if furfag cons started fully covering the travel expenses of the furfag musicians they chose to perform, imagine the catastrophic levels of drama & backstabbing that would take place in the furry music scene as thousands of furnigger musicians fight each other for that coveted all expenses paid furfag con trip. And I haven’t even accounted for the exposure they’d get by playing at the con.
That reminds me of a funny story I heard when I was working on the Nitro Rooski / Capital City Fur Con thread a couple of years ago. Nitro infamously thought it was a great idea to pay for all of the expenses for the event's guests of honor, which might have been manageable if he had stuck to one or maybe two GOH. But no, there were EIGHT fucking guests, and the actual number might have been even higher because there are (unconfirmed) stories that he promised like 2 dozen furries all-expense paid trips only for them to show up to the event, get told "Whoops, we booked too many GOHs, you're not one anymore, but I'll still pay for your rooms, lol." Bear in mind, this was a first-year convention that had maybe 400-ish attendees, was horrifically understaffed, and almost shut down the first night because they didn't pay the hotel a deposit in the contract they agreed to.

Do you think that Nitro would seize on his obligation to pay for the dozens of free trips he offered to people in exchange for shilling his convention and proving those damn naysayers wrong? LOL, fuck no, he took the convention's cards off everyone's rooms and they all had to pay for it themselves, then he tried to DFE. We've got no exact numbers (because Nitro), but one conservative estimate believes this could have cost his (equally stupid) guests anywhere from $30K-$90K of their own money.
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Anyways, my point is this: If you promise furries free shit like an all-expense paid trip, they will whine and bitch about not getting picked every single time. You'd think they'd learn not to take easy offers after what happened with CCFC, but it's furries we're talking about here.
 
This furnigger was so mad that a normie artist got picked to perform over him that he turned into the IRS. Lol, lmao even.

But if furfag cons started fully covering the travel expenses of the furfag musicians they chose to perform, imagine the catastrophic levels of drama & backstabbing that would take place in the furry music scene as thousands of furnigger musicians fight each other for that coveted all expenses paid furfag con trip. And I haven’t even accounted for the exposure they’d get by playing at the con.
There is a looooong tradition that when you get angory at a con you use the non-profit filings to dox all of the High Command. It's almost furry ritual at this point.
 
Somebody at Nordicfuzzcon stole a suit's head from the lounge, took it to the toilets and jerked off in it

Sounds like low impact furfag on furfag sexual violence. At first glance it's horrible, but then when you start processing the fact that some furnigger actually went to the convention with a plan to steal another furnigger's head so he could fuck it and cum into it, it becomes so absurd it's hilarious. Not even The Onion at its peak could've written shit like this.
 
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I mean, it's a dog, and there's already anthro imaginings of it.
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It's only a matter of time before furniggers come with something up. Maybe a proper art commission of the slobbermutt banging Isabelle from Animal Crossing? Or a deathfat slobbermutt? The possibilities to completely ruin it, or turn it into a despised racist character that shall not be named like Fiddleafox's Averi are limitless.
Fiddleafox is one of my favorite furries and I will stand firm that she did nothing wrong and we should reclaim Averi.
 
Somebody at Nordicfuzzcon stole a suit's head from the lounge, took it to the toilets and jerked off in it

What a stupid cunt. What an absolute bitch baby. Aww, you're going to cry about a little cum? Just can't get the stain out? If I got a hold of that thing, it would be upside down in the toilet, crushed under the weight of a fat, extra spicy monster log.
 
Kinda odd how they know the exact movements of the head but no mention of who the perpetrator is.
A couple of possible explanations - the whole story is nonsense and they just want gibs. Or they know who is responsible and politically can't expose them as they're a member of a protected group such as a nig (seen this happen at a con before).
 
A couple of possible explanations - the whole story is nonsense and they just want gibs. Or they know who is responsible and politically can't expose them as they're a member of a protected group such as a nig (seen this happen at a con before).
Didn’t the same thing happen with the kangaroo guy who got surprise buttsexed at the most recent mff? He revealed he got raped in a post and then refused to name the rapist
 
Didn’t the same thing happen with the kangaroo guy who got surprise buttsexed at the most recent mff? He revealed he got raped in a post and then refused to name the rapist

I'm going to assume both cases were by someone very popular and these people don't want to rock the boat by naming names. The furry fandom functions like a retarded high school and social cliques have a lot of power.
 
Didn’t the same thing happen with the kangaroo guy who got surprise buttsexed at the most recent mff? He revealed he got raped in a post and then refused to name the rapist
Yes, and I called it as soon as word got out that Renegade got raped by someone that he was going to back down and refuse to name his assailant because he didn't want to disrupt the "vibes" of the fandom and other stupid hokey shit. That's exactly what wound up happening because that's what always happens. Renegade Roo is still active within the fandom as he just tweeted a few hours ago some GIF of a Disney-era furry bait character. He didn't learn his lesson. They never do.
 
Didn’t the same thing happen with the kangaroo guy who got surprise buttsexed at the most recent mff? He revealed he got raped in a post and then refused to name the rapist
I'll never understand this. If you really think this person is a rapist you should warn as many people about it. It's not like people will think you are doing it for clout if you filled a police report and aren't doing it 4+ years after the fact.
 
A couple of possible explanations - the whole story is nonsense and they just want gibs. Or they know who is responsible and politically can't expose them as they're a member of a protected group such as a nig (seen this happen at a con before).
Woah woah woah y'all aren't gonna think that


Maybe the furusiter had it coming... Ba dum tss
 
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Brand new furfag con & they’ve already adopted the MFF tradition of at least 10 attempted/actual sexual assaults. Hey, what could possibly go wrong when you take a bunch of detrimentally horny furniggers & put them in Sin City, right?
I've heard of some other pretty fucked up shit happening. But atm it just anecdotes and hearsay. No hard evidence/sources.
 
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