Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Clutter]

In typical tranny fashion, they take someone else's special day and make it about themselves. Remember when Jesus crawled out of that cave to show that he was reborn and a tranny interrupted him mid sermon to talk about how him dying in a cross and resurrecting is exactly like him LARPing as a woman?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I too will be watching the answers.

I didn't know pubic areas had vibes, where do these people learn to life at

 

[Terfmaster9000]

KEK the tiny little Pooners, the co-founder actually named the classic Aiden, with the frog voice, the Main Troon, with the so-deep-it-sounds-artificially-lowered Buffalow Bill voice, taking up the entire screen, blocking out all the pooners and poonerlite enbies in the room with sheer heft.
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there's 2 fully blocked out more people of gender, invisible behind him in this moment alone

Bunch of women appeasing a man. So progressive!

 

[monstrous bubo]

“all proceeds to LBGTQ kid group” In our lib-infested west coast city, that shit was exactly the right thing to do. When I asked she laughed and said “no, it’s going in my pocket. People like gay stuff.”

I feel for you because you’re trying to raise based kids in a crazy place, but your kiddo might be (well, is) engaging in a species of fraud, because it sounds like this is for a charity or similar. If she gets caught out by a person of gender, shit will rain down on her because hell hath no fury like a tranny whose genocide is mocked.

Instead of saying all proceeds are going to an alphabet group, she could say the proceeds will be used by kids (not a group) exploring their gender identity or some shit. That is so vague as to be meaningless. Much safer. I hope she makes mad stacks.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Why do they always wear eyeliner that makes their eyes look like they're a vampire or something, and of course this giant of a "woman" is blocking out the rest of them. What am I even looking at here besides a whole lotta ugly

The formula is more eyeliner=more womanly. And also cause the girls they coom to wear thick eyeliner.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I feel for you because you’re trying to raise based kids in a crazy place, but your kiddo might be (well, is) engaging in a species of fraud, because it sounds like this is for a charity or similar. If she gets caught out by a person of gender, shit will rain down on her because hell hath no fury like a tranny whose genocide is mocked.

Instead of saying all proceeds are going to an alphabet group, she could say the proceeds will be used by kids (not a group) exploring their gender identity or some shit. That is so vague as to be meaningless. Much safer. I hope she makes mad stacks.

It's a ten year old selling lemonade. Nothing will happen even if people find out she is pocketing the money. If life worked like this ten year olds would be going down for selling lemonade without a permit. The world doesn't work that way, the kid is fine. Go outside.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The formula is more eyeliner=more womanly. And also cause the girls they coom to wear thick eyeliner.

Think what everyone said is true but agp hons also just suck at makeup and this is the result. That’s what my eyeliner used to look like when I was 13 and first trying to apply it lol.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

but your kiddo might be (well, is) engaging in a species of fraud

She did say that her kids like to call each other faggots, but maybe I’ve been reading too much technicality Tomlinson.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Trannies will buy the lgbt peeps, go home, take a picture, consume them alone, and that will be it. May their lack of family thanks to their cult bring them closer to a realization, but not holding out for that. No father to BBQ with? That's an L.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trannies will buy the lgbt peeps, go home, take a picture, consume them alone, and that will be it.

These "trans peeps" didn't come from Just Born that way. Those are homemade transgender Peeps; I can tell from the packaging and from seeing quite a few Peeps in my time. Have you ever seen a package of Peeps that had more than one color in it? They have lots of seasonal or limited edition flavors now, but they don't break up the brace of Peeps from how they were splooshed out of the nozzles in a row. Even the separated, chocolate-dipped Peeps are all the same flavor in a box.

And the box has been opened, there's no cellophane, the "label" looks like someone just cut it out--what is that angle it's at--and hit it with highlighters.

You probably could DIY transgender Peeps, and other flag arrangements, and sell them at Pride at a huge markup. (And Peeps are about to be cheap, tomorrow).

 

[AfghanBlue]

You speak true. I’m trying to raise smart, critical, and good people. To be able to be resistant to mass hysteria (no matter what it would be) tbqhwyf, this is the same kid that touts “the bad guys think they’re the good guys in their story”

Anyway sorry for clogging up the thread

just make sure that she has her back-up details and story absolutley fucking nailed down.
it can be a 'surprise' to the org that she is planing on giving it, but in case someone gets curious she needs to have that script memorised absolutely.

 

[Hepativore]

These "trans peeps" didn't come from Just Born that way. Those are homemade transgender Peeps; I can tell from the packaging and from seeing quite a few Peeps in my time. Have you ever seen a package of Peeps that had more than one color in it? They have lots of seasonal or limited edition flavors now, but they don't break up the brace of Peeps from how they were splooshed out of the nozzles in a row. Even the separated, chocolate-dipped Peeps are all the same flavor in a box.

And the box has been opened, there's no cellophane, the "label" looks like someone just cut it out--what is that angle it's at--and hit it with highlighters.

You probably could DIY transgender Peeps, and other flag arrangements, and sell them at Pride at a huge markup. (And Peeps are about to be cheap, tomorrow).

Wait until people start making troon and pooner peeps!

You can have FTM peeps with "stitches" made out of brown icing on their upper bodies representing mastectomies and MTF peeps wearing wigs made out of doll hair red food coloring "lipstick" on their beaks and roll their faces in cinnamon-sugar mix for "stubble".

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

If only they were invisible all the other days of the year. Wouldn't that be something

Sadly trannies are more than visible, in fact, they are so visible that you can point one out in a crowd as they look incredibly uncanny and unnatural.

 

[Roland TB-303]

And yes, it is a tranny 'L' that they are being used as human shields by the ruling class.

This is the best way to make sense of the tranny lunacy. Well done.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Easter is about resurrection and rebirth! Just say you died and were reborn as your true self.

I would pay cash money to watch this go down.

Imagine you’re at Grandma’s house for Easter and that one weird cousin Ted waltzes up from the basement bedroom with a long stringy blue wig and a floral dress 2 sizes too small for him. He ruins the family egg hunt for the grandchildren by insisting on participating even though he’s 27. Don’t worry. He has his own basket, freshly painted in the tranny flag colors, and he has some practiced line about how he missed out on his girl childhood so it’s only fair he gets to hunt for eggs with the children. Everyone is desperately trying to pretend this isn’t happening but it finally blows up at the dinner table when he compares his new getup to the resurrection of Christ. It turns into a screaming fight between Ted and his older sister’s husband with Grandma crying silently over her homemade potatoes au gratin.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I would pay cash money to watch this go down.

Imagine you’re at Grandma’s house for Easter and that one weird cousin Ted waltzes up from the basement bedroom with a long stringy blue wig and a floral dress 2 sizes too small for him. He ruins the family egg hunt for the grandchildren by insisting on participating even though he’s 27. Don’t worry. He has his own basket, freshly painted in the tranny flag colors, and he has some practiced line about how he missed out on his girl childhood so it’s only fair he gets to hunt for eggs with the children. Everyone is desperately trying to pretend this isn’t happening but it finally blows up at the dinner table when he compares his new getup to the resurrection of Christ. It turns into a screaming fight between Ted and his older sister’s husband with Grandma crying silently over her homemade potatoes au gratin.

I would pay money to watch this unfold at a friend's family's house lol. We should make an event where we could find the people from the Willy Wonka Experience to play the parts and charge people $100 bucks a ticket to spend Easter where this happens. The Trans Willy Experience!

These "trans peeps" didn't come from Just Born that way.

Those "trans peeps" were just born in the wrong peep body, and if you look out your sisters window I bet they are peepin on her right now!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Hmmmm, going to 3rd world countries for cheap plastic surgery is apparently a bad idea. Nobody could have foreseen this, certainly not the many TV shows about bad plastic surgery.

 

[Jizzrag]

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happy april fools

the joke is me

i went into the mens restroom and a bunch of teenagers laughed at me

so pls do ur part to point and laugh at me as well

 

[Geraldine]

He doesn't know it's an L yet, but he will.
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I came out to my wife around a year ago. It did not go well. Things were hard for a while, but she finally came around to me being trans. Thankfully she is bisexual, but it was still a shock, a huge and very slow adjustment, and her family is super conservative and I'm still not out to them.

Tonight, none of that mattered. We got nice room a few hours from our house. A mini-vacation for there long weekend. Went out for dinner, had some way too spicy noodles.

When we got home, we took advantage of how the room had a bathtub! We ran a bubble bath, and despite the tub not really being big enough for two, managed to squeeze in together, laughing and nearly slipping.

While she rested I grabbed a bottle of wine and some snacks and, of course, we started watching The Devil Wears Prada and had to keep pausing every few minutes to talk and gossip. About two-thirds of the way through, Andy's struggles got a bit too relatable, and we had a good cry, telling each other how much we appreciate our differences, with lots of hugs and "I love you"s before finishing the movie with more laughs.

Sitting I'm bed now next to her writing this, I am son thankful. I've always loved her, that has never changed. Now that I can really be myself, I feel so much more comfortable, happy to share these feminine experiences with her.

(I know nothing about our night should explicitly be feminine, bit that's the world we live in)

I know if always love her, but being a lesbian with her, makes me realise I can love her and make her happy while being happy with her.

I'm guessing he's pre-everything and enjoyed a little physiologically normal second honeymoon.
Keep an eye on this one.

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Won't speculate about what exactly happened but one way or another he realized it was an L

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A non-binary AMAB (self so described) with a question about "vibes".
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I too will be watching the answers.

Lots of answers.
Just a sample here, but worth reading the rest.

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When troon clocks troon, what is the proper ettiquette?
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