📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[toilet_rainbow]

Troons:



Also troons:



These were almost literally back to back, by the way

 

[Otterly]

I guess it depends on the criteria they determine whether something is “true” intersex by? Klinefelter’s for example I think is generally agreed to be an intersex condition, and if Wikipedia is correct that it occurs in 1 out of 700 men, that would account for 0.07% of all people on its own. Quite a bit more than 0.02%, and it’s just one condition (if a relatively common one?). Obviously the example given, a woman missing a single ovary, isn’t meaningfully intersex, but a man with an extra X chromosome probably should count, that has a lot of impacts on pubertal development and adult hormone levels.

The definition normally used is that the observed genitalia do not line up with chromosomal sex or are too ambiguous to make a definite call. In that case, you can defer registration of the child in the uk for a longer period of time to allow for genetic and physical investigation to determine sex.
An XXY phenotype is not actually considered ‘intersex’ by most geneticists. They are male, with a chromosomal defect. Intersex (not a word used these days, the more politically correct ‘DSD’ is) disorders imply that it’s not easy to visually determine the sex of the child
Troons are trying to get very very minor things like hypospadias included which would of course bump the numbers up a lot which is why they want to do that.

 

[Jizzrag]

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nothing like those days where reality really sets in

im a grown ass man injecting female hormones and then getting mad i dont look like a woman, and just look like a weird man with ugly hair when that very very obviously was going to be the result

wtf am i doing with my life

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even getting sirred from behind now lmfao

i need to just throw the estrogen away when i get home. i hate being this disgusting. i went into one store and basically immediately got sirred. this is why i dont go out

its my fault and i shouldnt expect any different, but it makes me feel like shit still

i feel like a fucking rapehon wanting to not get called sir but every time it happens i feel worse. i cant complain about it and not feel guilty knowing im a grown ass man doing this shit. what the fuck is wrong with me. i want someone to hit me with their car and just kill me already

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heartwarming: suicidally depressed tranny self harms by masturbating until her body collapses instead of cutting her wrists

dont want to kill myself anymore but ow everything hurts and my legs dont work being a malebrained autogynephile is so exhausting. it did give the deepest sleep ever tho i was fucking drooling and woke up at 11am so that was awesome

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u/ThatPoorLizard1
Honestly I think I feel better after I sh than I would if I had a masturbation binge. The crippling feeling of shame, disgust and disappointment are just too much for me.

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u/ThatPoorLizard1
I'm happy it worked for you though!

 

[grimacefetishist]

Troons:

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These were almost literally back to back, by the way

The first one is being sarcastic

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

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Oh my God, no!! Mr. H's Hot Pot trooned out!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The first one is being sarcastic

Me being autistic confirmed. They can keep sarcasm coping all they want. If anything troons aren't openly hated enough.

More tranny cope, this time about rot pockets




Not a fetish. Nope.

 

[CyberInu]

Me being autistic confirmed. They can keep sarcasm coping all they want. If anything troons aren't openly hated enough.

More tranny cope, this time about rot pockets

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Not a fetish. Nope.

They put so much effort into imaginary intimacy. Perhaps they know deep down that it's the closest they'll ever get.

 

[Dread First]

Pure psychobabble, or am I missing something?

I'm interpreting it as "how do you perceive masculinity, as a woman desperately trying to LARP like a man?"

Also, notice how the pooner treats her therapist like a teacher giving her a pop quiz that has either a right or a wrong answer.

For anyone who cares: there is no "right" answer to how one can visualise masculinity, since norms vary so wildly globally. The average guy might view masculinity as chest hair, facial hair, giant biceps, colossal calves, and other such signs of virility. Other guys might view masculinity as something more refined and elegant, like well-groomed hair, pleated khakis, cologne or some other type of fragrance, you get the idea. Maybe masculinity is something more abstract, like having a strong work ethic, earning an honest living by the sweat of your brow, combing through epistles and tomes of centuries past to see how your forebears viewed the world and their place in it, blah blah blah.

I get the feeling that this was the type of chick who only excelled at multiple choice and could never do open-ended questions or essay tests.

 

[GenociderSyo]

This organization, Point of Pride, had their tiktok and live fundraising shut down for fraud they are blaming trolls for this.

They have a collaboration with Plume a service that will send HRT and other medications to trans without oversight. They also will for a fee write letters for surgery without consultation. They are what a deathfat here with a BMI over 100 is using to get approval for surgery and treatment.

 

[Geraldine]

He doesn't know it's an L yet, but he will.
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I came out to my wife around a year ago. It did not go well. Things were hard for a while, but she finally came around to me being trans. Thankfully she is bisexual, but it was still a shock, a huge and very slow adjustment, and her family is super conservative and I'm still not out to them.

Tonight, none of that mattered. We got nice room a few hours from our house. A mini-vacation for there long weekend. Went out for dinner, had some way too spicy noodles.

When we got home, we took advantage of how the room had a bathtub! We ran a bubble bath, and despite the tub not really being big enough for two, managed to squeeze in together, laughing and nearly slipping.

While she rested I grabbed a bottle of wine and some snacks and, of course, we started watching The Devil Wears Prada and had to keep pausing every few minutes to talk and gossip. About two-thirds of the way through, Andy's struggles got a bit too relatable, and we had a good cry, telling each other how much we appreciate our differences, with lots of hugs and "I love you"s before finishing the movie with more laughs.

Sitting I'm bed now next to her writing this, I am son thankful. I've always loved her, that has never changed. Now that I can really be myself, I feel so much more comfortable, happy to share these feminine experiences with her.

(I know nothing about our night should explicitly be feminine, bit that's the world we live in)

I know if always love her, but being a lesbian with her, makes me realise I can love her and make her happy while being happy with her.

I'm guessing he's pre-everything and enjoyed a little physiologically normal second honeymoon.
Keep an eye on this one.

 

[SFINAE]

This organization, Point of Pride, had their tiktok and live fundraising shut down for fraud they are blaming trolls for this.
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They have a collaboration with Plume a service that will send HRT and other medications to trans without oversight. They also will for a fee write letters for surgery without consultation. They are what a deathfat here with a BMI over 100 is using to get approval for surgery and treatment.
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Clicking the video and hearing the deep-ass voice gave me such whiplash. Never change trannies

 

[Geraldine]

Clicking the video and hearing the deep-ass voice gave me such whiplash. Never change trannies

A baritone with a faggot accent.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

A baritone with a faggot accent.

Straight-up sounds like Dane Cook with a slight lisp.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Lil' pooner realizes transitioning didn't cure her depression and surgery doesn't (will never) cure her dysmorphia. But she will always support doing the same thing to other children.

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Posted by u/Acceptable-Pack-574

How do you cope with persistent, treatment-resistant dysphoria?​

I (17M) have been given a big upper hand when it comes to being trans. I’m well aware of how privileged I am to have been born in the PNW with supportive parents and a progressive healthcare system that allowed me to transition at a young age. I’ve been on testosterone for about 4 years and am over a week post-op from top surgery.
My post-op depression might be playing a hand in this, but these past few days I have felt very hopeless. Despite all of the gender-affirming care I’ve received, I can’t escape being born female. Don’t get me wrong, I am so thankful for everything I have. Being able to transition almost immediately after coming out saved my life. I will always be an advocate for child-transition. That being said, surgery is not advanced enough to give me what I need. Bottom surgery for ftm folks still has a long way to go. Even if it was perfect, I fear there would always be aspects of my body I would shun.
This has been a persistent and depressing feeling throughout my transition that I struggle to cope with and feel unable to accept. It feels as though there is truly no solution, and that it will stick with me for the rest of my life.

Pooner goes off her meds and gets her tits lopped off, surprised she is still suffering from anxiety.

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Posted by u/noah_0495

I REALLY NEED HELP​

So I had top surgery 9 weeks ago, but since then I’ve bin having extremely bad anxiety about EVERYTHING but surprisingly not at all about surgery related stuff.
For example “ my insta got hacked a day after surgery what made me panic really bad, now I got terrified of all my other acc and apps getting hacked ( it was fixed tho I still have my acc ) “
“ I got a call from a unknown number and started crying cuz I didn’t know who it was and didn’t pick up”
“I went to school for the first time and started to panic because there where a lot of people”
These are just some examples. But I am so insanely anxious about it all and I can’t stop panicking about everything. None of those kinda things ever bothered me while now I am just 24/7 anxious or scared
I really need help I can’t stop panicking and it’s getting really bad
I am sorry if this doesn’t belong here I just really need help

noah_0495 OP
I am kinda scared to start meds again, I used to be on antidepressants for years and had a horrible time stopping. So I hope there is a different option but I will start taking them if that’s the only way!
I have a appointment with my Docter for coming Tuesday

Transitioning, moving, cutting off her family, becoming a doodboss, none of it fixed this woman. This is also the most libshit woman-brained cri du coeur one can imagine.

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Posted by u/theydonttellyou

i'm so tired​

i'm tired of getting misgendered, of having to explain myself, of having to educate, of having to do endless emotional labor, of having to handle cis egos and feelings, of having to absorb everything always, of dealing with everyone's "good intentions", of being tone policed, of being gaslighted, of being told i'm too much too difficult too sensitive, of being told i'm imagining things, of being told that didn't happen, of being erased, of having my experience and reality denied, of having my rights taken away, of having to fight for subpar healthcare, of being treated as second-class, of being betrayed, of always showing up for everyone else, of never feeling seen, of never feeling safe, of not trusting anyone.
i'm so fucking sick and tired of cis people and the whole transphobic patriarchy.
i'm sad about all the lost time, all the pain and heartbreak, all the loneliness, all the support i needed but never got. i'm sad and tired of feeling no one ever really cares.
i'm not sure what my point is even--- i moved across the world to build a better life for myself in the place i wanted to be, i have a successful career in a field i care about, i finally managed to access the gender-affirming care i needed and found a competent therapist. i went low contact with my unsupportive family and cut off transphobic and toxic people from my past.
i guess i expected things to get better, to feel calmer or happier or idk at least some sense of achievement, but instead i'm only getting more resentful and bitter and i feel so depressed. i still don't feel like i have any real support. i have friends but they're virtually all cis and it never feels like anyone actually gets anything and i end up resenting everyone. i wasn't expecting miracles but my outlook is just getting darker and darker

 

[Vect]

This organization, Point of Pride, had their tiktok and live fundraising shut down for fraud they are blaming trolls for this.

Wait, what was the fraud? I thought sending life-saving boxes of random chemicals to desperate trannies was the standard business model.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Wait, what was the fraud? I thought sending life-saving boxes of random chemicals to desperate trannies was the standard business model.

No idea she never mentioned it. I only know about this cause a deathfat linked to it its not a place i've really looked into.

 

[Man at Arms]

Very good thread, laughing my ass off.

I gotta say this week's call to boycott the wizard game followed by it being an all-time bestseller has put a song in my heart and a spring in my step.

Ikr, they ever put a trannyfags in the game. It's the bartender in the town hogsmead

 

[Vect]

No idea she never mentioned it. I only know about this cause a deathfat linked to it its not a place i've really looked into.

Would it be possible that this deathfat's audience or followers would be responsible for getting the fundraiser pulled if she's using the service for non-trans purposes, say by mass reporting it?

 

[AfghanBlue]

This organization, Point of Pride, had their tiktok and live fundraising shut down for fraud they are blaming trolls for this.
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They have a collaboration with Plume a service that will send HRT and other medications to trans without oversight. They also will for a fee write letters for surgery without consultation. They are what a deathfat here with a BMI over 100 is using to get approval for surgery and treatment.
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KEK the tiny little Pooners, the co-founder actually named the classic Aiden, with the frog voice, the Main Troon, with the so-deep-it-sounds-artificially-lowered Buffalow Bill voice, taking up the entire screen, blocking out all the pooners and poonerlite enbies in the room with sheer heft.

there's 2 fully blocked out more people of gender, invisible behind him in this moment alone

 

[GenociderSyo]

Would it be possible that this deathfat's audience or followers would be responsible for getting the fundraiser pulled if she's using the service for non-trans purposes, say by mass reporting it?

Possible? Though its Fat Lip Ash so her people are all for what this is funding.