Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It’s definitely possible. I still don’t get his sleeping schedule. He claims on Easter Sunday that at 5am he wanted to sleep but couldn’t because he had to get the kids and wife up at 8am to get ready for church at 10:30. Why was he up at night if he wasn’t streaming?

I get that he streams at 11pm (sometimes), but that’s lucky to be 2-3 times a week. I’ve worked a combination of day shifts and nightshifts in the past but I never kept those hours by choice when I wasn’t working. My conclusion from his sleep schedule is that he’s actively trying to avoid his wife and kids.

I honestly don’t know why she puts up with it. No money is worth it and there’s no point staying together for the kids because he’s sleeping during the day anyway and drunk as anything while awake.

Noooo Kiwi prude, to Nick, time is just an illusory construct with no real purpose other than to limit how much alcohol he can drink in a day. Enjoy adhering to a normal schedule.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Jesus' reaction after hearing Rackets besmirch the Bible and make the 57th gay joke in just one stream:
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This clip if there was any justice in the world.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's not even a man. He's the second biggest baby in the Sektur, only outdone by Ethan Ralph. None of the other lolcows are that much of a whiney manchild.

To think there’s people who got upset he won lolcow of the year. To see him on this disjointed heretical rant on Easter of all days solidifies he really did earn it. It’s amazing. The simplest thing he could ever do is stick to an actual show format instead of ranting like a lunatic glass in hand. I’m not even sure it’s just alcohol with Nick too.

Anyway you’re going to carry that Balldo Nick

 

[waffle]

Nick is where "lgbtq accepting" churches come from. It's the women who only want to be "nice" to everyone with no discernment getting piloted around by venomous faggots like Nick.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Is this style of writing a result of brain holes? It sounds like a post Ralph could've written, pedantry and all.

 

[Shagedan]

The only thing sadder than Nick’s streams and Locals chat is his actual Locals activity. If you’re in other active Locals at some semblance of activity in the form of sharing articles and asking questions. Now it’s just the same 3 leeches advertising their shitty webshows in between Nick announcing cancellations. It’s a genuine ghost town.

 

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This clip if there was any justice in the world.

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How could ceiling cat do this to poor Nicky Rackets?

 

[AltisticRight]

Is this style of writing a result of brain holes? It sounds like a post Ralph could've written, pedantry and all.

It's exactly what Ethan Ralph would have written in a drunken rage and it would lead to a violation of his DVRO. The difference would be "faith" as in "Faith Vickers". You can just smack the announcement with an Ethan Ralph Xitter template and it's indistinguishable.

Edit: clarity and grammar

 

[LurkTrawl]

Rackets is beyond contemptible and a douchey miscreant. But no one deserves cancer, let alone pancreatic cancer.

The worst possible thing that could happen to him is having a moment of lucidity in which he realizes what exactly he's given away, and for what little returns, anyhow.

If he got pancreatic cancer or some other horrible illness it'd just give him another excuse to hide behind to avoid coming to terms with the fact that he essentially blew up a career a lot of people would give an arm and a leg for because he was too retarded to realize his contract with Rumble was conditional on the size of his audience and their engagement.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Imagine pretending to be Jewish, or to twist your "faith" into some quasi-Christian/Jewish crossover b.s., all to justify your degeneracy and as a bonus, to hide your quickly accelerating bald spot. I guess the "pope" miter wasn't cutting it. Couldn't be me!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The worst possible thing that could happen to him is having a moment of lucidity in which he realizes what exactly he's given away, and for what little returns, anyhow.

If he got pancreatic cancer or some other horrible illness it'd just give him another excuse to hide behind to avoid coming to terms with the fact that he essentially blew up a career a lot of people would give an arm and a leg for because he was too retarded to realize his contract with Rumble was conditional on the size of his audience and their engagement.

Nah, he would have announced his illness if he had it, even before his spiral at the end of 2022. He's always been a self proclaimed 'social media expert' and utilizing one's clout if they have it and a chronic severe illness would have been a huge bonus multiplier to his peak popularity right after the depp trials and he was pretty ambitious back then. Iirc that's also when he said he just had the worst day of his life. Since he didn't mention details, I think it was too embarrassing to talk about.

Some people might disagree with me cause he 'used to' be humble but I don't think that's true either, since he likes bragging about purchases. Everything he said had been mostly lip service, even if it's a hindsight 20/20 thing.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why was he up at night if he wasn’t streaming?

So he can have gay sex without being interrupted.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

They indulge the same fantasies he does and think him inspired (or do not want to judge), ignore it (I did for longer than I should have), or have some wildly heretical beliefs of their own.

Historians have long assumed that the accusations of sexual degeneracy medieval priests threw at heretics were just boilerplate and had little to do with what the heretics actually preached and practiced. Nick might have the potential to make them revise that idea.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It's exactly what Ethan Ralph would have written in a drunken rage and it would lead to a violation of his DVRO The difference would be "faith" as in "Faith Vickers". You can just smack the announcement with an Ethan Ralph Xitter template and it's indistinguishable.

Edit: clarity and grammar

If I paid Null $260 would he start reading Nick's tweets in the Ralphavoice?

 

[Harm]

If I paid Null $260 would he start reading Nick's tweets in the Ralphavoice?

Donate during MATI and let's all find out together! no refunds

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Historians have long assumed that the accusations of sexual degeneracy medieval priests threw at heretics were just boilerplate and had little to do with what the heretics actually preached and practiced. Nick might have the potential to make them revise that idea.

The entire belief that the Church suppressed sexuality is a mixed truth. Roman society prior to Christians had a negative view towards homosexuality and being hypersexual in general. When Christianity got dominate it merged Jewish disgust of faggotry with Roman beliefs on it and then you had Nero so you basically had the early Church validated in this belief.

The Romans basically believed you got molested and were sick or had some issue where you couldn’t control your desire to dominate.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Listen to the first 4-5 minutes of this and tell me this isn't an autistic person with no filter talking at 100 mph because he's uncomfortable in a social situation.
Is he legitimately autistic and has been able to mask it? Is that why it's so freeing and satisfying to finally be himself now?

"They were all eating each other's ass all day onboard Noah's Ark." - Rekieta, 2024
Sarah Silverman eat your heart out.

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It's like watching a ten year old trying really hard to come off as mature and funny for his friends. Except his only conception of adult humor is South Park.
>I have no idea what I'm talking about, but as long I'm crass, I'm sure I'll score points somehow.

 

[Truly Rural]

This clip if there was any justice in the world.

This clip is on the furthermost end of the unfunny scale, the unedited one. If this clip was a stick I wouldn't use it to scrape dog shit I stepped on off my shoes. That's how disgusting it is. The stick I would use would be funnier and not disgusting stick.

What a worthless fucking twig.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It’s definitely possible. I still don’t get his sleeping schedule. He claims on Easter Sunday that at 5am he wanted to sleep but couldn’t because he had to get the kids and wife up at 8am to get ready for church at 10:30. Why was he up at night if he wasn’t streaming?

I get that he streams at 11pm (sometimes), but that’s lucky to be 2-3 times a week. I’ve worked a combination of day shifts and nightshifts in the past but I never kept those hours by choice when I wasn’t working. My conclusion from his sleep schedule is that he’s actively trying to avoid his wife and kids.

Nick commented on Locals streams as early as 2022 about how he was using his Provigil prescription for narcolepsy to facilitate his sleep deprivation. He takes it immediately before going to sleep, it takes about two hours to kick in, and then he wakes up. I'm guessing this is not how it was meant to be used.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He also hasn't settled the Monty suit, or at least found a more reasonably priced lawyer.

Why would he settle? He definitely, absolutely, definitively said Monty "probably" liked sucking little boy cocks. And that will surely be shown when they get to argue the case in front of a jury.

I'm guessing this is not how it was meant to be used.

As far as I know, you take it when you first wake up to combat the effects of narcolepsy throughout the day.