The Moderator Drama Summarized

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April Fools Niggers falling for april fools again.
Null should make me a mod.
Here's my resume.
I am biased towards people I like, have no experience modding, will not show up to mod unless I'm bored, and will likely change profile pics of people that I don't like to Nikocado's butthole pics. I'll hand out pink triangles like they're Werther's originals, and I'm in an old folks home.

I'm basically perfect.
 
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This will be very funny next year, maybe I’m just too used to seeing mods be unrepentant degens semi approved of by the admin of most websites to find it absurd enough for a joke.
 
Gosh “summary” is a generous word for this short novel. I know lolcow threads with less info. I skimmed through it. What I gather is

Dumb bitch got embarrassed about being a dumb bitch so she left and the only reason it’s being addressed at all is because she was a janny.

Why is this featured?
 
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The fact people are skimming past this, saying they won't read all this shit, and giving their lukewarm takes on women/sexuality/moderators in general when one of the videos links to fucking Rick Astley is giving me more enjoyment than any other site's April Fool shit. Happy late Easter guys, even if many of you are retards.
 
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GwynLordOfDrip said:
The fuck does gooning mean? Is this another zoomer word?
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Read the thread retard. It was answered several times already.

Kiwi & Cow said:
A lifestyle where the person who adopts it is a NEET (usually by choice) and does nothing other than to fap to porn all day. Popular among furries and trannies unsurprisingly.
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postfeetpls said:
Okay so now I think I understand what "gooning" really is - it's the new word for porn addiction and fapping, right?
What I can't understand is the need to parade it and tell everybody you like masturbating so much you do it for hours sometimes. Why? Why do people feel they need to discuss their masturbatory habits at all?

Are there really PM chains and threads and massive communities dedicated to masturbating?
What do you people discuss? What is there to it? Do you, like, share porn or something? Does it involve guys and girls and if it does why not just meet and fuck at this point? And if it doesn't involve girls, might as well meet and fuck anyways since you're clearly all faggots.

These are confusing times.
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Ok but “she” or she?
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