Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Maybe it's just me, but hitting and slapping yourself like an angry dumb tard seems to be really stretching the definition of "self-harm."

All of the streaming sites are super anal about doing anything to yourself, Twitch banned the streamer/lolcow Dellor multiple times for smashing keyboards over his head and BMJ has been banned from Kick and Twitch previously too.

 

[Sugriva]

This is BULLSHIT I did not hit me, I did naht.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Damn, that punch combo is killer. The Bossman must be practicing his moves in that new Tekken game.

 

[make_it_so]

All of the streaming sites are super anal about doing anything to yourself, Twitch banned the streamer Dellor multiple times for smashing keyboards over his head and BMJ has been banned from Kick and Twitch previously too.

The degree to which sites want to treat people like fucking preschoolers is insane.

 

[Punished Neco]

Stone cold, who'd have thought that hitting yourself in the head 12 times would prompt a ban

His Discord chatters feel like trolls/rats, no way are people this stupid

 

[MeltyTW]

on one hand i think bmj should be above any and all kick and stake site rules but on the other if he harms himself too much well be robbed of content longer possible forever. a real conundrum

 

[draggs]

The rats are closing in

There's only one way to handle this

Next Monday, lose it all in 30 seconds instead of 3 minutes. That'll show Eddie and Kick those BULLSHIT RIGGING RATS

 

[Summer Never Ends]

He'd have to hit himself a lot harder to do any damage to the empty void between his ears.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Fucking rats that reported him. When he comes back he'll do his best not to punch himself. That was some of my favorite content.

 

[Justtocheck]

Will Bossmanjack give himself a concussion?

You need a brain for it to get concussed. BMJ's already smoothed and cracked out.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

One thing I've heard other content creators say about Kick is you can talk to an actual human being. It definitely seems like the case with Bossman Jack's appeal.

It also looks like they're looking for any excuse to get rid of him at this point. They just can't figure out how to do it without alienating the viewers who want to see a train wreck.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Oh boy, Bossman gets featured again! Can't wait for newfags to shit up the thread with the usual:
"Why is the guy funny?"
"This is sad"
"How is he gonna pay his taxes? IRS will definitely come after him!"
"This is the same shit every time, how can anyone enjoy this?"

All of you are RATS and should get SMOKED and get the fuck out of this thread before I FUCK YOUR MOM.

 

[HexFag]

violencebros won but at what cost....

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Honestly by website standards, Kick giving Bossman a 1 week ban is actually quite tame. Compare this to their main competitor twitch which would sanitize itself of someone like Bossman in a half hearted attempt to pander to advertisers.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Honestly by website standards, Kick giving Bossman a 1 week ban is actually quite tame. Compare this to their main competitor twitch which would sanitize itself of someone like Bossman in a half hearted attempt to pander to advertisers.

Didn't Bossman technically violate his contract with Stake when he switched to that other gambling service Chanced, but they still reinstated his partnership? They've actually been quite lenient with him all things considered.

 

[Kees H]

Didn't Bossman technically violate his contract with Stake when he switched to that other gambling service Chanced, but they still reinstated his partnership? They've actually been quite lenient with him all things considered.

He also switched to BC.Game without any notice to Stake, and Stake took him back anyways

 

[StMaryPiper]

It’s cynical as hell but they’re worried that if Jack offs himself he can’t repay his debts. Once credit card and debt collectors realize that they’re going to want answers from Kick

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Someone needs to get him one of those person shaped punching bags with the wobbly head.

Imagine him leaping from his chair and crackhead flailing at a punching bag.

It makes sense why Stake has to have a stern 'don't hit yourself, idiot' rule but it still sucks to see him get a week timeout.

He's still gonna gamble, now we just can't watch him do it, lame.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Didn't Bossman technically violate his contract with Stake when he switched to that other gambling service Chanced, but they still reinstated his partnership? They've actually been quite lenient with him all things considered.

While I understand Stake is not losing anything giving the money to BossmanJack, because he effectively gives it back to them anyway, I do wonder why they they would want him to be partnered to them at all?

Bossman is the walking embodiment of how fucking stupid it is to waste your money on an online casino, he's basically made himself into an anti-gambling PSA. It seems counter-productive.

 

[draggs]

Bossman brain may be shrunk down to a grain of rice

but

he's got all these stream-addicted zoomers entranced because they've never encountered a true and honest 1000% addict with the full persecution complex twisting everything into insane self-serving rationalizations

It’s cynical as hell but they’re worried that if Jack offs himself he can’t repay his debts. Once credit card and debt collectors realize that they’re going to want answers from Kick

No they won't. Debt collectors don't roll up to the casino demanding compensation because Larry took out a hundred grand in debt to keep gambling in Reno before he suck-started a shotgun. Unless the casino was co-signing Larry's various loans or some shit which uh doesnt happen