Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

It’s a goddamned miracle none of these infections have killed her yet.
Ironically she’s young and healthy (or was, it’s gonna catch her eventually.) kids bounce back from stuff that would floor adults.
It makes me curious about recovered munchies,
Are there any who have achieved awareness? I feel like maybe I asked this before but I can’t remember. It seems like something nobody is stopping because to reviver requires admitting a lot of very unpleasant and poor behaviour. I would love to read an interview with someone who genuinely recovered, or maybe repented is a better word.
They’re going to need to bury her in a vat of bleach. I wonder how many people her multi drug resistant bugs have spread to and killed?
 
Question: would this be the right place to talk about the Havanna Syndrome munchies, or is that a thunderdome topic?
I hadnt even thought it could be munching, that’s an angle to be explored. I thought it was basically people fucking around with LRADs or similar to mess with the embassy?
 
do they have a way to dispose of Tricia after she finally dies that will actually ensure she doesn’t release her bioweapon yeast and bacteria into the wider world?
Fire or burial is fine; she doesn't have a prion disease. And the good news is that there are whole government think tanks working on designs that Tricia's parents can modify just a skosh and inscribe on her gravestone.
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I am also curious what her various healthcare workers have to go through when they interact with her and her hell fluids? Do they have to follow a special protocol? I imagine they have to rely on really good PPE when the bacteria are resistant to every antibiotic we have?
PPE and furious handwashing. Depending what she has growing right now (i.e. nothing spore-forming) they can use the alcohol foam, which breaks apart proteins and is thus mechanical,like killing rats with a hammer.

Of course, her precious dog can just roll around in her bed and go get pets from children afterward, because if patients are SAD they write bad REVIEWS and then everyone gets a sanctimonious email from their manager.
 
Is anyone else surprised the various hospitals were still open to accepting Tricia‘s literal biohazard arse? She’s certainly cooking along and I’d be so worried some of that antibiotic resistant candidia—among others I’m sure—could escape into that hospital system and infect other patients. Does Tricia have the potential to be a modern day Typhoid Mary? Have I just been watching too many movies about this sort of thing?
 
Of course, her precious dog can just roll around in her bed and go get pets from children afterward, because if patients are SAD they write bad REVIEWS and then everyone gets a sanctimonious email from their manager.
Yeah, the extent to which American healthcare is a dystopian hell is alarming, but the fact that patients are treated like customers by admin is really an extra special kind of terrible that doesn’t need to be that way. I know Munchausens has existed forever, but it feels like the American healthcare system was designed to let them thrive. I know socialized medicine has failure modes and it’s own munchies but here admin enable them to Karen their way into dangerous, expensive, invasive tests and treatments because the customer is always right, which makes no sense given that you’d think they’d value the highly trained professionals over their dumb patients but here we are I guess thanks capitalism.

I am very struck by how much normal people respond almost automatically to people assuming the sick role. The comments on Tricia’s videos are so telling. Even people who seem to have some professional background and expertise are dazzled by the sick role into supporting her, despite her content being extremely repetitive and terrible. It’s so powerful and these munchies are manipulative enough to really weaponize it. I realize munchies often have social media friends and almost no friends or family in real life because they are insufferably self-centered about their fake diseases, but the adoring, supportive comments on their social media posts show how normal people’s credulity (and taste in entertainment quality?) shuts off the moment they see someone with a tube.
 
Is anyone else surprised the various hospitals were still open to accepting Tricia‘s literal biohazard arse?
EMTALA; if someone presents to the ED in the US, they have to be evaluated and stabilized within the facility's capability. (Not for free, but billing comes later.)

Frequent flyers will sometimes be noticed by hospital administration, and thus have plans written to work toward an ED discharge and to prevent their admission to the floor proper. But this would be for patients with psychosocial problems compounding less serious conditions: an anxious cannabinoid hyperemesis patient who claims to have stopped smoking pot, hasn't, and needs some antiemetics and a few bags of IVF before she flips out and AMAs again. Easier on everyone to have that happen in the ED, and send incontinent pneumonia grandma to the only open floor bed instead. Or a homeless meth CHF who doesn't take his chronic meds but knows he can come in and receive a short vacation with basic cable and sandwiches and staff to verbally abuse without consequence, in exchange for accepting diuretics. If that guy gets admitted to the floor, it'll be give-a-mouse-a-cookie time and he'll stay for a month because once you let PT evaluate him, then it's on record that he really shouldn't be living on the street, but no facility will take him because of money, meth, and the fact that he refuses to go anywhere he can't smoke.

Trisha, however, is legit sick now, so once she comes in to the ED it's in everyone's best interest to get her up to ICU where she can be cared for appropriately. Transfering her to another hospital is a different matter: once she's stable and at an appropriate level of care, there's no law saying anyone else has to take her. The hospital she's in has to find another physician and another hospital that will accept her, so unless she's actually a candidate for a procedure that only the second hospital does, it's going to be difficult. And of course, that hospital has to have a bed.

I have seen sane people with legitimate need sit down with their hospitalist and discuss a plan on paper to discharge them home to await a stopgap procedure, with the off-the-record plan being for their loved one to drive them <few hours away> to <giant hospital> and present at the ED there, because that's weeks faster than trying to transfer hospital-to-hospital.

TL;dr: shit's fucked in the US, the ED can't refuse to treat her when she's in crisis, and her care takes so much time and attention that it makes more sense to admit her.
the fact that patients are treated like customers by admin is really an extra special kind of terrible that doesn’t need to be that way.
It's CMS' fault. No argument that Admin sucks, but it's CMS who tied satisfaction to reimbursement, and money is what Admin understands.
Typhoid Mary was such because she was an asymptomatic carrier, so no.
Second point: Typhoid Mary had a job.

The whole problem was that she wouldn't stop working, even when she was offered a free ride in the interest of public safety.
 
the adoring, supportive comments on their social media posts show how normal people’s credulity (and taste in entertainment quality?) shuts off the moment they see someone with a tube.
The one I'm working on now is even worse with regards to this. Every single thing she does she's told she's not just brave and stunning but better than others by virtue of being sick. It's a dopamine hit for these people. They engage with the content for the 30 seconds that it's playing, type a comment in 10 seconds, and then go about their days satisfied they did a good deed today because they were nice to the dying girl. It doesn't take a ton of time or commitment to stop scrolling for a second and type "you are so brave!" and it's only as jarring as it is for us because it's cumulative on our end. 500 comments that took 500 individuals a few seconds each is still 500 comments.

It takes very little effort to see Tricia hooked up to all those tubes and think "wow, that's amazing that she survived." It takes a lot more effort to do what I just did with her account.
 
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I hadnt even thought it could be munching, that’s an angle to be explored. I thought it was basically people fucking around with LRADs or similar to mess with the embassy?
Understood. I'll make my argument/do my best Kate Farms Shill tribute act and you can give me upvotes or tophats as you all see fit.
 
her precious dog can just roll around in her bed
Yeah, right? repeated infections,supposedly immune compromised, active stomas - dog allowed on bed and skin contact. I love animals. i recognise their comforting and soothing effects, priorities should probably be not dying though. And i mean this with regards to the people and professionals around her. I might be wrong but i can't see a dog ever being allowed in an actual medical hospital here save for one of these events maybe run by charities for sick kids or something. The idea that someone could just say "trust me bro hes a service dog" and bring a very naturally unhygenic (and often yeast infested) animal into hospital with them is true clown world. You couldn't even make the argument about him providing a medical "service" since you're in the fucking hospital and if you have one of your funny turns or whatever other bunk your poor feckless animal is supposed to predict then a human will help you.

I feel bad for the damn dog too he probably just wants to be a dog and has to lie on a hospital bed all day bored shitless.

And speaking of being shitless actually, who takes the dog out to the toilet? Who feeds it? Or is it just there at visiting times (even more of a bizarre and disturbing scenario)??
 
Question: would this be the right place to talk about the Havanna Syndrome munchies, or is that a thunderdome topic?
I don't know what they're up to these days, but I think it'd come down to what they're doing, how funny they are, and how much activity there's going to be.

If there's a whole community of them and they interact, and there's lots of drama, a Community Watch thread might make more sense, so it doesn't drown out all other munching in this omnibus thread.

That would also help if it's going to attract people who want to argue about Communism and also people who want to argue about death rays. If they behave like munchies, have high volume, but don't attract more than just munchie-watchers, it'd make sense to have a community thread here in BP.

This is also my feeling on where to document long COVID/vaccine injury munchies. One or two here, but if there are tons of them they're going to attract a different kind of sperg, and their heated political arguments will easily overwhelm this variety illness faker thread for gossipy people who like illness fakers.

It's kind of like keeping the abortion discourse out of Tard Baby General; the discussion is certainly related to the thread topic, but there are so many other places for it, and once it starts it goes on for absolute pages and no new conclusions are reached and no fun is had.
 
I’d be interested to read what you post wherever you post it. Love me a good ol’ cultural illness.
Yeah I second this. I thought it was just a mass hysteria incident but now there's a whole thing about Russian intelligence agencies. My tinfoil hat is polished and ready.
 
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