Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

He basically said that people were freaking out over nothing because there was a Trans Day of Visibility on March 31st from the aughts--'it is Easter that changed dates'. I am sure he is taking aim at Scandanavian prudes.

He should just come out as an anti-anti-sjw like his fag friends.

I really like how Dollar Store Brand George RR Martin has slowly turned his opinion on Rekieta…

No. Sean is a classic shitlord. I can understand how you can confuse them because they have the same body type but it's just what peak shitlord looks like.

Testicular torsion from Balldo use would be funnier.

I'm praying for a trooning out.

 

[Harm]

oh fuck yeah, I want a full PPP sermon. With Warski muted and no dono disruptions, just full on 20 mins righteous indignation sesh

Soft disagree. No PPP sermon is complete without Warski hitting the "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD PORN??" drop for no reason whatsoever and PPP casting a death glare.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I re-listened to the infamous “hot tub swinger stream” clip yesterday.

The whole time, all four of them, but Nick and swingerhusband especially. They have this really bad and dated attempt at humor as they’re doing their tongue-in-cheek “hee hee we’re acting like swingers but are we? We just like to be FUNNY and WEIRD” remarks. It’s just all so corny and forced, the way they are saying things reminds me of those shirts you’d see at Walmart in 2009, the ones that say “FLUENT IN SARCASM” or “I PAUSED MY GAME FOR THIS”.

The shit the other guy says and the shit Nick says, all in poor attempts to be “funny” just calls back to the point about Vito the Pedo. They want to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to their degeneracy. They’re implying “oh I’m a swinger”, “oh, I fuck this lady’s husband while our wives watch”, “oh, Nick’s wife doesn’t like me because he fucks my ass when we have swinger nights”, but they’re all said under the flimsy umbrella of “GUYS. It’s. JUST. That. We’re. JOKING. Get over it…you incel PRUDES”. Same as with Vito and his “oh tee hee I’m a pedophile, or am I? It’s just jokes guys, I’m testing the boundaries of free speech in comedy!” routine.

I mean it really is just a long extended 'just kidding, UNLESS...'

Agree about the humor. I'm a younger millennial and I remember Hot Topic humor (happy bunny, Invader Zim, similar) being prominent in the early 2000s. That style of humor was rebooted in the late 2000s/early 2010s with Marvel/Valve/Reddit humor. Both of them feel cringey in retrospect. Many who've continued to be part of online culture since then have evolved in their sense of humor. Social media invites mass participation and creation of new humor.

Nick's stagnant humor is terribly annoying, it feels like the humor of a teen girl from 15 years ago. His age doesn't excuse it, not all people in their 30s and 40s are that way online but I have oddly noticed that those who are like that tend to be gay men with narc tendencies. I have a personal lolcow I follow who is exactly like Nick in that regard.

 

[IDF]

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I noticed Sean made comments that clearly alluded to this near the end of yesterday's stream. I was reading the thread while Sean was streaming the rancher trial, I guess he farms a bit while the stream runs lmao

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I come back from my Farms sabbatical / church coffee fast and THIS is what I'm greeted with!? Nick, why are you so weird!? If this had ended with you wrapping your Baldomobile around a tree on the way back from an underwear party at the Gay90s months ago you would have at least had a sliver of dignity left. I thought I knew the path this man was on, but I underestimated the sheer scope of his degeneracy. I cannot bring myself to fathom how utterly broken Nick's mind is.

This is gross. Nick is gross. I feel dirty just watching.

I will be the first to claim I'm not even close to a role model Christian, and I'm trying to do better about that.

Good on you. Are we still doing the react thing? Anyways.

oh fuck yeah, I want a full PPP sermon.

PPP is one fat pastor I don't want to hear at the pulpit. Too much hypocrisy oozes from his pores for me to trust what he has to say, expertise in the field or not.

 

[Space Pope]

I'm not sure if this will enlighten anything as I assume Nicki doesn't have many personal beliefs and Kayla would have picked the church based more upon location and music than creed, they attend an Evangelical Covenant Church.

Spoiler: Who Are We?

In the mid-1800s people began immigrating to the United States from Sweden where some had experienced intense spiritual renewal. Seeking vital faith and church reform, they called themselves Mission Friends, and they focused less on the doctrinal arguments of the day and more on personal faith in Christ and Scripture as the center of their life together. They gathered in small groups to read the Bible, sing songs, and encourage one another in faith.

The Covenant was founded by some of these adventurous Swedish immigrants in 1885 and has become one of North America’s most diverse racial and ethnic denominations.

It basically is a sola Scriptura believing denomination but it's fine how you interpret the Scripture as there's not necessarily one right interpretation except you do have to agree that scripture says women can be ordained and the importance of intentionally pursuing ethnic diversity. As long as you agree with women and intentional diversity, you just have to proclaim their 6 vague affirmations you can be a member.

Spoiler: The Six Affirmations

the centrality of the word of God,
the necessity of the new birth,
a commitment to the whole mission of the Church,
the Church as a fellowship of believers,
a conscious dependence on the Holy Spirit, and
the reality of freedom in Christ

 

[Kosher Dill]

Late, but:

Nick HATES Christians who say Jesus came to die on Earth. Also, he said the God's plan was NEVER for Jesus to die. He was supposed to be a king and show people how to follow the rules.

You know what, if Nick wants to believe this, fine. Let him go to the people who also believe in an obsolete notion of a conqueror Moshiach - Jews. And not middle-class suburbanite Jews, but authentic, Talmud-obsessed, tunnel-digging, big-hats-and-curls Hasidic Jews. See how the Balldo and the homosexuality and the drugs fly with them.

 

[genericwhitemale]

PPP is one fat pastor I don't want to hear at the pulpit. Too much hypocrisy oozes from his pores for me to trust what he has to say, expertise in the field or not.

I agree with current day PPP, but 2020 or so PPP seemed to be genuinely religious, or at least knowledgeable of religion. It's kind of what made him unique, where in the middle of a conversation about Ralph or whoever he'd quote Bible verses.

 

[Chazzed Up]

PPP is one fat pastor I don't want to hear at the pulpit. Too much hypocrisy oozes from his pores for me to trust what he has to say, expertise in the field or not.

I still think his moral critiques of Nick are sound and pretty well articulated. I haven't heard him claim he's any better. Maybe a hypocrite is the best one to call out another hypocrite.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I really like how Dollar Store Brand George RR Martin has slowly turned his opinion on Rekieta…

Hey, George RR Martin is an obese faggot that cannot finish a book. Sean is wonderful fat. There's a difference.

Good on you. Are we still doing the react thing? Anyways.

I haven't seen that in a while as I think the people that got annoyed by it quit posting about it. Either way, with the amount of time that's passed, I sometimes forget those notifications are gone with the existence of the reactions received page. The counter is still fucked up though. LOL

Also, thank you. We can't all be super humans like Ron Toye, who all they need to completely change their life is read a couple of generic self-help books on how to manipulate people. Everyone else has to work at it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not sure if this will enlighten anything as I assume Nicki doesn't have many personal beliefs and Kayla would have picked the church based more upon location and music than creed, they attend an Evangelical Covenant Church.

Spoiler: Who Are We?

In the mid-1800s people began immigrating to the United States from Sweden where some had experienced intense spiritual renewal. Seeking vital faith and church reform, they called themselves Mission Friends, and they focused less on the doctrinal arguments of the day and more on personal faith in Christ and Scripture as the center of their life together. They gathered in small groups to read the Bible, sing songs, and encourage one another in faith.

The Covenant was founded by some of these adventurous Swedish immigrants in 1885 and has become one of North America’s most diverse racial and ethnic denominations.

It basically is a sola Scriptura believing denomination but it's fine how you interpret the Scripture as there's not necessarily one right interpretation except you do have to agree that scripture says women can be ordained and the importance of intentionally pursuing ethnic diversity. As long as you agree with women and intentional diversity, you just have to proclaim their 6 vague affirmations you can be a member.

Spoiler: The Six Affirmations

the centrality of the word of God,
the necessity of the new birth,
a commitment to the whole mission of the Church,
the Church as a fellowship of believers,
a conscious dependence on the Holy Spirit, and
the reality of freedom in Christ

With something THAT vague Nick STILL cannot adhere to it? He calls THESE people INCEL PRUDES?

Maybe this group has a local bishopric or something similar that makes things more conservative, but at a glance I see nothing too onerous to anything by a guilty conscience.


Found this on my feed:

Imagine if Nick had the balls to say what he does in Scotland and stand up for it like an actually principled person... On second thought, we need another champion, Nick would hasten the clamp down on wrong-think.

 

[postfeetpls]

>church
>lots of talk about religion
>lots of talk about family
>big on traditional family values
>all while indulging in the worst kind of gluttony feeding his vices
People talking the most usually have the least to show for it and this retard is no exception. Imagine schooling people on religion and family while spending your days either getting blackout drunk or recovering from getting blackout drunk. The tard also looks like he might be doing stimulants, my bet is he's eating pharmaceutical amphetamine(adderal or what is it called in the USA idk) like PEZ.
This is why Christianity is losing ground around the USA. Because this drunk mongrel is preaching it and if he was muslim he'd have a fatwa issued for his head.

 

[genericwhitemale]

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I come back from my Farms sabbatical / church coffee fast and THIS is what I'm greeted with!? Nick, why are you so weird!?

Rekieta. Rekieta never changes.
Ethan Ralph raged at whores to gather donos and xannies.
Dax built a podcast from his lust for fame and pegging.
Fuentes shaped a battered AF movement into a pedophile safe haven.

But Rekieta never changes.

In the 21st century, Rekieta was still seething over messages posted in his Kiwifarms thread. Only this time, the memes of Rekieta were also his downfall: Balldos and Whiskey. For these vices, Nicholas would yell at Sean, Ethan Ralph would nose guard the non-practicing lawyer, and the Sektur would dissolve into quarreling, bickering podcasts, bent on controlling the last remaining Patreon subscribers left.

In 2024, the faggotry of Rekieta would come again. In two brief hours, most of the forum was disgusted by hot tubs. And from the cope of mental gymnastics, a gay Nick would struggle to make even $20 in donations every stream .

A few were able to achieve the success of Eric July. The Rekieta family was not a part of that group that would make a million dollars. Imprisoned within his own narcissistic ego, under a mountain of Provigil, his children have lived without knowledge of a loving father.

Life as Rackets is pretty shit.

Spoiler: Original Fallout 1 intro, for the uncultured who do not know it.

War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.

But war never changes.

In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.

In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.

Life in the Vault is about to change.

 

[polar bear]

I'm not sure if this will enlighten anything as I assume Nicki doesn't have many personal beliefs and Kayla would have picked the church based more upon location and music than creed, they attend an Evangelical Covenant Church.

Thank you kindly for the links, it helped me to develop an opinion on Nicks' church and i could be wrong, but I think he is still very much influenced by it

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick's example of an extremely outrageous defamatory statement is.... interesting.

This sounds like wishful thinking from Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine if Nick had the balls to say what he does in Scotland and stand up for it like an actually principled person... On second thought, we need another champion, Nick would hasten the clamp down on wrong-think.

Isn't that champion J.K. Rowling? She put out a tweet just recently that basically said "I'll be back in-country soon. Come and arrest me faggots, LOL."

I find J.K. Rowling's views on trans people a hell of a lot more reasonable than... whatever the fuck was that shit Nick said the other day.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That thumbnail had me fooled, for a second I thought he was going to show us his Connery Bond impersonation he's been working on

 

[3MMA]

Nick hates how people idolise Easter and what Jesus did.

Pic related:

I see Gosney is a new convert to the church of calling Old Balldo a hypocrite. Baby steps Gosney, baby steps.

Oh I look forward to Phat Preacher Pig tearing him a new one on the Kino Casino. How many exorcists do we need to repel Magi-chan from his asshole?

Jesus died so I can wear the balldo. -- Nick, probably

For the first time in a few years, I’m actually looking forward to a Kino Casino segment. I’ll wait for the clips, because the Pork ‘n Tard drag their bits out in such a grossly time consuming manner, and clips make it closer to digestible. Nick really did the Kino Casino boys a huge favor with that Easter disaster stream.

Nail that Balldo on a cross, boys, Christ is King.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I see Gosney is a new convert to the church of calling Old Balldo a hypocrite. Baby steps Gosney, baby steps.

For the first time in a few years, I’m actually looking forward to a Kino Casino segment. I’ll wait for the clips, because the Pork ‘n Tard drag their bits out in such a grossly time consuming manner, and clips make it closer to digestible. Nick really did the Kino Casino boys a huge favor with that Easter disaster stream.

Nail that Balldo on a cross, boys, Christ is King.

Not so fast...



At least there is a PG version?

Or is this Steve's interrogation?