Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

i really despise that evil asshole and I hope that one day a pajeet will shit right on his dumb face

 

[figure it out persons]

"I don't think god sent Jesus to die"
not religious but LMAO

 

[Space Pope]

LMAO! Felted in his own chat:

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Nicki is entering the AVGN 'No Time' arc.

Editing to add I just looked in on his live stream, I've seen homeless crackheads screaming about Jesus and end times that made more sense than whatever this is.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's Uriah and if he was gay for the guy he wouldn't have sent him to the front line to get him killed so he could cuck him. He would have just said "I'm the KANG get on your knees and suck my dick." Nick is a degenerate homosexual so he reads gay shit into everything.

Jonathan, Saul's son was what he was talking about.

Nick HATES Christians who say Jesus came to die on Earth. Also, he said the God's plan was NEVER for Jesus to die. He was supposed to be a king and show people how to follow the rules. Humans messed it up, but as a 'Fuck You' God decided to basically remove all the rules he sent Jesus to setup for humans to follow and instead to forgive people. He stopped being judgmental and 'a dick' god to pwn humans.

This is Nick's theory... So God had rules and just got rid of them because he was mad humans messed up His plan. Make it make sense...

ETA:

Gosney in the chat. I hope he is horrified. He is correcting Nick.

Nick has a problem with Easter as a celebration because NO ONE proclaimed HE IS RISEN on the first Easter. They did good things and helped people every day.

NICK! The Church and Christians do this!

ETA 2:

He said God killed Job's family 'twice' and was 'rude' by letting Satan ruin him in an argument where he 'got pissed' and let Satan 'mess him up'.

This man knows nothing.

ETA 3:

Nick says he hates when Protestants ask him if he is 'going to Heaven'. It is an 'existential question' requiring deep philosophical pondering and concepts. Can anyone know?

He says that Christ 'allegedly' forgave people by dying. How important could it be if he was God and could just come back?

Nick hates how people idolise Easter and what Jesus did.

Pic related:

 

[dustnight]

His nose is showing today.

 

[Maude Snew]

But who owned the sun boat?

Sun-Tzu

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

MFW watching Nicks stream
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Look at the skin on his arm and hands. My grandfather is in his 80s and has healthier looking skin.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nicki is entering the AVGN 'No Time' arc.


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Editing to add I just looked in on his live stream, I've seen homeless crackheads screaming about Jesus and end times that made more sense than whatever this is.

UPDATE: I stand corrected. Bimmy DOES have a thread here. You are delightful for pointing me to it.


Original post:

While Bimmy isn't quite on the tier of lolcow that others are, I wish he had a thread here. The CinemassacreTruth Reddit is cringe - too much troonguarding for my taste, but really that's my opinion of Reddit in general. Heavily censored safe space for retards. Plus those API changes from awhile back, and the responses to it made me never want to use it again.

How long until Nick starts saying "Sorry guys I have to end the stream, ran out of time, I have to be up by 5:40"

 

[zimzam88]

This stream will be a goldmine for clips. I don't know why he pretends to care about Christianity at all, he's done everything but just openly denounce it entirely.

 

[Space Pope]

Nick HATES Christians

Is there a small section in the new OP for clips/quotes to put together a Catechism for Nicki's "Christian" beliefs?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He just admitted he stayed up till 5 last night

Parents of five do that on one holiday eve per year. It’s not Easter vigil. This happened because he was high and/or so depressed/anxious he couldn’t sleep. Bad, bad sign.

Nick HATES Christians who say Jesus came to die on Earth. Also, he said the God's plan was NEVER for Jesus to die.

This is heresy. I think even the Mormons agree that Jesus was intended as sacrifice. Certainly every Christian sect does. What is he doing? This barely even deserves the term “trolling” because it’s so lazy.

Look at the skin on his arm and hands.

It clicked for me. I think Nicky might be on Ozempic or Mounjaro. He doesn’t have the classic look and he could have lost the weight just from stimulant abuse but I’m throwing it out there because this thread has a high tolerance for speculation.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope Nick runs into a Jeffery Dahmer style serial killer at Gay 90's and is horrifically tortured and murdered for 6 months to a year.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick says we need to be less aware of trans people because their makeup is bad and they smell weird. Responds to a superchat saying that chopping off your dick isn’t as weird as what Nick is into, mentions shoving quarters in his penis? Did I hear that right?

 

[Maude Snew]

I hope Nick runs into a Jeffery Dahmer style serial killer at Gay 90's and he his horrifically tortured and murdered for 6 months to a year.

Nah, he's got Drexel to protect him from that, plus his entire family, that's just how great a friend he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why am I NOT surprised Nick read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and completely missed the fucking point?

He probably thinks those places sounded "fun."

Nick also says that Jesus basically trashed the whole Old Testament and called everything that God did then 'weird' and just wanted people to basically 'be nice to each other'.

"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."

- Matthew 5:17-18

He also says Lot was 'godly' and endorsed by God for offering his daughters to the rape mob outside his house.

This might be the most fucked up thing he's said yet...

Nick HATES Christians who say Jesus came to die on Earth. Also, he said the God's plan was NEVER for Jesus to die. He was supposed to be a king and show people how to follow the rules. Humans messed it up, but as a 'Fuck You' God decided to basically remove all the rules he sent Jesus to setup for humans to follow and instead to forgive people. He stopped being judgmental and 'a dick' god to pwn humans.

Nope. Nope. I was wrong. This is.

Good Lord.

Pic related:

I feel a little bad for Gosney here.

 

[AnOminous]

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i really despise that evil asshole and I hope that one day a pajeet will shit right on his dumb face

This needs to be a Happy Merchant meme.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This whole hedonist rant while he’s wearing a Jew cap is going to be a good clip.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

He's lost his mind lol the whole hedonism rant he went on is literally him.

 

[AnOminous]

"I don't think god sent Jesus to die"
not religious but LMAO

As an agnostic atheist and former Christian, it infuriates me that this useless faggot triggers me yet again to quote the Bible, but he's contradicting one of the core passages in the core gospels, an absolute central tenet of Christianity.

"In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.

Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins." 1 John 4:9-10.

What a disgusting faggot. It's not that he's not a Christian that pisses me off, it's that he's a disgusting liar and a blasphemer who professes to be of a religion he obviously despises. This is what this faggot does on Easter, he shits on the Bible. No wonder the "Scandinavian prudes" hate his skeletal, demon-possessed homosexual ass.

And even worse, he's an ignorant pinhead who talks about the Bible but clearly has never read it. Fucking reddit-tier intellect this faggot is.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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i really despise that evil asshole and I hope that one day a pajeet will shit right on his dumb face

Fucking kike belongs in an oven.