Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[I call shenanigans]

Are these cows the ones who use paper plates rather than washing dishes or am I mixing them up with someone else?

Pretty sure this pair eat mostly from the wrappers and boxes their door dash deliveries arrive in. Guaranteed lots of plastic disposable cutlery gets binned in that house as well.

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

Corissa IG:
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Imagine hitting the wall as hard as Coco did and then having to wake up in the same house as this literal walking turd J that’s beyond useless for anything other than a warning. Me, I would have hung myself from a rafter by my belt in the barn years ago if I was Coco but she just seems to be loving this life of misery and insanity. Woof.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Imagine hitting the wall as hard as Coco did and then having to wake up in the same house as this literal walking turd J that’s beyond useless for anything other than a warning. Me, I would have hung myself from a rafter by my belt in the barn years ago if I was Coco but she just seems to be loving this life of misery and insanity. Woof.

J would need the involvement of titanium wire, steel beams, and a cherry picker to hang herself. I can't say I fault her for not wanting to put in all that work

 

[glass_houses]

J would need the involvement of titanium wire, steel beams, and a cherry picker to hang herself. I can't say I fault her for not wanting to put in all that work

All she has to do is sleep flat on her back without her CPAP. It might take a few weeks, but at some point she's going to not wake up the next morning.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All she has to do is sleep flat on her back

Like the end of The Elephant Man, except less sympathetic.

 

[LonesomeDud]

All she has to do is sleep flat on her back without her CPAP. It might take a few weeks, but at some point she's going to not wake up the next morning.

I think she actually might survive a couple of years like this because of the self-preserving desire to breathe and intolerance for discomfort. Even if she was suicidal, she's lacking the self-discipline after getting pretty tired of the horrible pressure. I mean, she obviously can't go on for DECADES like this and she might get a few personality and function-altering anoxic brain injuries, but it isn't like you'd snap your fingers, and bang, she's dead.

Spoiler: if I had a point, I have forgotten it

Return of the weedposts. Happy Easter.

 

[Dr. Butt]

$20 per hour isn't even average in Kansas. That's about $22-24 per hour, depending on the site you look at. (Yes. it's another way that J is below average.)

Why does J make more than skilled labourers in Canada? OT but I visited Toronto last year and average chefs/roofers/construction workers make the equivalent of $15-19USD an hour. Above average/notably skilled ones make the equivalent of $20-22USD. Best of the best seem to get into the 30s but I don't know when they'd find the time to enjoy it. And that's supposed to be the top city in the richest province. Are Americans really as spoiled as all the lazy jokes say they are?

It’s gonna be hilarious when they get there and the anesthesiologist rejects Juliana for super morbid fatty fat fatitis.

Gas man refuses to gas people to death??? TRANSPHOBIA

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

These fucking idiots.

Are you sure about that?

Who wants to tell them Jesus' religion when he was alive?

(Yes, at the time Jesus lived, everyone in that area wore a keffiyeh. It's morphed into a symbol of Palestinian rebellion, especially that pattern.)

HAPPY TRANS EASTER, PALESTINIANS!!!

 

[Octopi]

That’s a bizarre comment.,They regularly post themselves in clothes covered in food stains. J has posted videos with food on her face. They are slobs. That rug probably had every known substance on it except dog diarrhea.

Touché. The point I was trying to make is that the rug didn't get tossed because that was actually a reasonable response for once; they tossed it the second they had to expend even a modicum of effort on resolving an issue with it.

Anyway, happy Easter - I'm sure these diabetic kweens were very very responsible and restrained in the amount of Easter candy they consumed!

 

[LonesomeDud]

Jesus would set the righteousness of judgment upon the earth. I am not confident it will go well for J.

 

[Free the Pedos]

These fucking idiots.
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Are you sure about that?

Who wants to tell them Jesus' religion when he was alive?

(Yes, at the time Jesus lived, everyone in that area wore a keffiyeh. It's morphed into a symbol of Palestinian rebellion, especially that pattern.)

HAPPY TRANS EASTER, PALESTINIANS!!!

I can’t believe I’m expected to share a country with these people.

 

[FarmVille]

Barabbas was a pooner

 

[Breadbear]

These fucking idiots.
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Are you sure about that?

Who wants to tell them Jesus' religion when he was alive?

(Yes, at the time Jesus lived, everyone in that area wore a keffiyeh. It's morphed into a symbol of Palestinian rebellion, especially that pattern.)

HAPPY TRANS EASTER, PALESTINIANS!!!

I don't think the king of Israel would help all that much.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Juliana's GFM has an update.

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I am actually quite giddy about her approval for surgery. I know it's going to be quite the entertainment as far as content, and we all know she is going to look absolutely disfigured afterwards. I may have missed it but did she say when it's happening?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

J IG:

 

[Aunt Carol]

J IG:

On time for TDOV, or a little over a week early for eclipsing the sun?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I may have missed it but did she say when it's happening?

Her GFM says it’s in October

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

J and Coco going all the way to SF waddling through the aeroport and then getting told J is just too fucking fat for surgery is going to be some of the best milk. I just can’t imagine any surgeon, even one of those ones in Brazil back in the ‘90s doing all kinds of unsanctioned crazy dangerous shit, agreeing to give J the zipper tits. Unless the anesthesiologist is literally Jack Daniels there’s no way this is happening.

 

[Cuddlebug]

J and Coco going all the way to SF waddling through the aeroport and then getting told J is just too fucking fat for surgery is going to be some of the best milk. I just can’t imagine any surgeon, even one of those ones in Brazil back in the ‘90s doing all kinds of unsanctioned crazy dangerous shit, agreeing to give J the zipper tits. Unless the anesthesiologist is literally Jack Daniels there’s no way this is happening.

Premium milk indeed!

Has J even been weighed recently? She likely under estimated her weight when she gave it to the doctor during the phone consult. I'd say there's a not impossible chance of J finding out she's 150 lbs heavier than she thought and the Dr will send her packing because she exceeds the weight limits of the operating table.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Even on super duper liberal SF, they’re going to get stares because it’s still CA where people are less used to seeing a behemoth like J dressed like a toddler boy than they are in KS.