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Inb4 the baby is already dead in there and she knows it
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
- Thread starter Smutley
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Nothing much today, thought this was hilarious though.
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i genuinely don't understand this picture. it looks... hoaxed up in some way. i guess ET and sammie are so weirdly shaped they break physics.
as for the baby shower, i was just disappointed we had nobody sticking their tongue out in any pictures... until dalton came to the rescue in his filthy stained hi-viz rescue gear.
the premature baldness, welfare glasses and five-day beard really complete the look. everything about him says "propagate my valuable dna!"
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Given the bottom of the barrel nature of their entire area he might just be considered a apex specimen
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rabbit bones says sammie is unusually short in person, probably barely 5 feet. when you look at her full body pictures, if you can tear your attention away from her fat you should gaze in awe at her freakish tiny baby feet.
i dont remember where i found this wojak (probably facebook because i'm a trans boomer) but i saved it specifically because it looks like dalton.
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Dalton looks like a mid 40s homeless man you avoid.
Darnells twin guys lol. Shes so proud and wants her daughter ghetto with a nasty attitude.
Darnells twin guys lol. Shes so proud and wants her daughter ghetto with a nasty attitude.
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In addition to all of the other weird details mentioned earlier, how the fuck long are Darnell's forearms and neck?
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"Mommy's little pooloo jr" what could she possibly mean by that? Does she call Easter Island Pooloo? What a strange nickname.
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Urban Dictionary says "pooloo" is either the act of smoking pot or a word moms use for penis.
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At some point, I think around when Aidean was diagnosed, she said she was diagnosed at about the same age as him. That lead me to assume Type 1 for her.
However, I'd never argue that Kim is a reliable narrator, so there's that.
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That bouillon cube could only be so lucky. She's gonna give birth to the kind of test tube biomass that most video games would use as a patient zero and somehow blame Aidean for the outcome. Nothing like emotional torture to compliment his upbringing.
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Unlike tard sammie, kim and dildo would have basically no help with a baby. They have domestic fights bad were they both end up in jail. Aiden was taken as a baby. Her moms dead and probably did most for Aiden and back as an infant dildo wasn't around. I'm worried about shaken baby.
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Prepare the smelling salts and fainting couches: Kim is single.
She went so far as to change her name this time, which means that when they get back together in six hours she’s gonna be using a different profile.
She went so far as to change her name this time, which means that when they get back together in six hours she’s gonna be using a different profile.
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So, as far as Ray-Ray goes, I have a little bit of info but it actually creates more questions than it answers. Maybe one of you can help me fill in the blanks?
The below personification of style, intelligence, femininity and welcoming demeanor is Ray-Ray's mom, Donna Burcham, who died "unexpectedly" in 2020. With her there is Ray-Ray (born 2005) in his red tie, and his little sister Diamond (born 2007).
There is no word about how exactly she died but knowing this bunch of yokels, it could have been anything.
According to court papers, after Donna's death, a custody dispute broke out between Donna's brother/SIL, John & Kimberly Burcham, and the out-of-wedlock childrens' presumed father Timothy Calvert. The Burchams fired the opening salvo by petitioning the court for guardianship of the children on 8/20/20, 11 days after her death, proclaiming that "no biological father has been adjudicated and there is no putative father in contact for over 12 months." Interestingly, in the petition, it mentions that each child receives approx $534 per month for their own disabilities and it is believed that they receive another unknown amount due to their mother's disability.
That the children didn't have fathers came as a bit of a shock to Timothy Calvert, who filed official court papers in late 2021 saying that he had always acknowledged and cared for the children since birth. In the original petition from the Burchams, they even list the children as Burcham-Calvert. It should also no noted here that Ray-Ray is actually Timothy Jr, even though their middle names are different. Its all very weird.
It's also worth noting at this point that Donna sought and was awarded a year-long PPO against Timothy Calvert that expired in December 2013. Unfortunately, the paperwork for that isn't online so I can't see what the original petition was for. She never sought one after that so I guess they at least remained civil until her death.
Anyhoo, Timothy got custody of the kids in 2022 and they all lived happily ev....
Of course they didn't. This wouldn't be the Sammie thread if they did.
I can't figure out Tim Sr's place in the Sammie bloodline. Melanie's parents, Ray and Ruth Calvert, both have online obits and neither one mentions anyone named Timothy.
I did find something about a Calvert farm in Arkansas that appears that Tim might be part owner in.
I think Ray-Ray might be like a third- cousin once removed or something. He's probably far enough away from Sammie on the family tree to avoid any inbreeding issues but there's still the fact that both of them are already functionally retarded. I'm going to continue to call her Skylan Ray because I believe that Ray-Ray is her father. She might have looked a little mixed when she was born but she definitely does not now. I think that Ray-Ray had nowhere to go last year when he turned 18 so Melanie took him in, because what's one more stray retard running around if they're bringing in the tard bux?
The below personification of style, intelligence, femininity and welcoming demeanor is Ray-Ray's mom, Donna Burcham, who died "unexpectedly" in 2020. With her there is Ray-Ray (born 2005) in his red tie, and his little sister Diamond (born 2007).
There is no word about how exactly she died but knowing this bunch of yokels, it could have been anything.
According to court papers, after Donna's death, a custody dispute broke out between Donna's brother/SIL, John & Kimberly Burcham, and the out-of-wedlock childrens' presumed father Timothy Calvert. The Burchams fired the opening salvo by petitioning the court for guardianship of the children on 8/20/20, 11 days after her death, proclaiming that "no biological father has been adjudicated and there is no putative father in contact for over 12 months." Interestingly, in the petition, it mentions that each child receives approx $534 per month for their own disabilities and it is believed that they receive another unknown amount due to their mother's disability.
That the children didn't have fathers came as a bit of a shock to Timothy Calvert, who filed official court papers in late 2021 saying that he had always acknowledged and cared for the children since birth. In the original petition from the Burchams, they even list the children as Burcham-Calvert. It should also no noted here that Ray-Ray is actually Timothy Jr, even though their middle names are different. Its all very weird.
It's also worth noting at this point that Donna sought and was awarded a year-long PPO against Timothy Calvert that expired in December 2013. Unfortunately, the paperwork for that isn't online so I can't see what the original petition was for. She never sought one after that so I guess they at least remained civil until her death.
Anyhoo, Timothy got custody of the kids in 2022 and they all lived happily ev....
Of course they didn't. This wouldn't be the Sammie thread if they did.
I can't figure out Tim Sr's place in the Sammie bloodline. Melanie's parents, Ray and Ruth Calvert, both have online obits and neither one mentions anyone named Timothy.
I did find something about a Calvert farm in Arkansas that appears that Tim might be part owner in.
I think Ray-Ray might be like a third- cousin once removed or something. He's probably far enough away from Sammie on the family tree to avoid any inbreeding issues but there's still the fact that both of them are already functionally retarded. I'm going to continue to call her Skylan Ray because I believe that Ray-Ray is her father. She might have looked a little mixed when she was born but she definitely does not now. I think that Ray-Ray had nowhere to go last year when he turned 18 so Melanie took him in, because what's one more stray retard running around if they're bringing in the tard bux?
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Why do tard children get extra money is beyond me when they get free healthcare. Redneck family trees are interesting webs of disfunction.
Darnells over. Obviously sleeping most of the time probably on drugs. I have yet to see any pictures of him actually interacting with the baby after the hospital. Just looking at it when Sammies holding her or asleep. Darnell has no place to live, he lived with his dad. If he had his own place he definitely wouldnt be couch surfing at Sammies. Shes a free place with internet and food.
Skylan, but both times its straight up obesity and fat.
Darnells over. Obviously sleeping most of the time probably on drugs. I have yet to see any pictures of him actually interacting with the baby after the hospital. Just looking at it when Sammies holding her or asleep. Darnell has no place to live, he lived with his dad. If he had his own place he definitely wouldnt be couch surfing at Sammies. Shes a free place with internet and food.
Skylan, but both times its straight up obesity and fat.
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New Kim post
I also meant to post this, that she posted to the baby shower page the day before the shower. How specific. The fact that she had to even post that is awful. She's such a shitty person.
I also meant to post this, that she posted to the baby shower page the day before the shower. How specific. The fact that she had to even post that is awful. She's such a shitty person.
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I agree with ZB, I think Skylander was jaundiced when she was born (The Yellow Sink Disease!) and that's what made her look mixed. Now she's just a generic white baby.
I'm worried about her future if Ma Shart doesn't take her. The older and more obviously white she gets, the quicker Easter Island Head will fuck off because his family have been saying since day one that the baby wasn't his. Sammie would be at (even more) risk to abuse her once that happens.
I'm worried about her future if Ma Shart doesn't take her. The older and more obviously white she gets, the quicker Easter Island Head will fuck off because his family have been saying since day one that the baby wasn't his. Sammie would be at (even more) risk to abuse her once that happens.
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High sugars? Maybe because all weekend for your baby shower and easter you had soda, cake, bread, candy. Dumb fuck. Also heart rate high? Who the baby or kim? Jfc.
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One thing I have noticed about white niggers in relations to their children is that they tend to divide up their attention (and love) based on which child is getting them the most attention/ money. Babies always get primacy, but you can bet your ass if this new baby isn’t getting an SSI check and is still alive six months from the time of birth expect radio silence.
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I'm sure kim will be pissed if she doesn't get tard bucks from baby number 2.