Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%

  • Total voters
    303
Whilst waiting on some funny Nick screencaps, I have that stream on mute and have no idea what's going on and what are they talking about.
It kinda looks like 3 coomer boomers gathered to review gay porno books.

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Kind of weird. This lineup of 3 would have been an 'all-star' with nick at his peak (just post depp) but it's only garnering 1k, 200 below even his boring solo trump stream. Wtf even is his audience now? Also "maybe more"? Who did he send an invite to? The list would be interesting.
 
Looks like a treat. I'm going to mute the thread just in case there's any spoilers to Brother PPP's gluttonous feast of Balldo's dignity... I mean, sermon.
 
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Kind of weird. This lineup of 3 would have been an 'all-star' with nick at his peak (just post depp) but it's only garnering 1k, 200 below even his boring solo trump stream. Wtf even is his audience now? Also "maybe more"? Who did he send an invite to? The list would be interesting.

That black female lawyer he was flattering a few weeks ago? Dick Masterson?
 
His interpretation is that the rules are so restrictive that NO ONE can follow them, SO WHY TRY!? GRACE, MAN!

He missed the while point of conviction motivating you to change.
*sigh* Every kind of church I've been to has taught the answer to that, usually by quoting Romans 6. It's not exactly deep lore or very hard to understand, even some 8 year old children can explain it.

1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?
2 God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?

3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
4 Therefore we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.
5 For if we have been planted together in the likeness of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of his resurrection:
6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
9 Knowing that Christ being raised from the dead dieth no more; death hath no more dominion over him.
10 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God.
11 Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord.
12 Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof.
13 Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.
14 For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.
15 What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.
16 Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?
17 But God be thanked, that ye were the servants of sin, but ye have obeyed from the heart that form of doctrine which was delivered you.
18 Being then made free from sin, ye became the servants of righteousness.
19 I speak after the manner of men because of the infirmity of your flesh: for as ye have yielded your members servants to uncleanness and to iniquity unto iniquity; even so now yield your members servants to righteousness unto holiness.
20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.
21 What fruit had ye then in those things whereof ye are now ashamed? for the end of those things is death.
22 But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.
23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
 
Kind of weird. This lineup of 3 would have been an 'all-star' with nick at his peak (just post depp) but it's only garnering 1k, 200 below even his boring solo trump stream. Wtf even is his audience now? Also "maybe more"? Who did he send an invite to? The list would be interesting.
Part of that has to be the time change with no advertising beforehand. I don't think he even mentioned it on his easter stream. Nick seems to not understand the PR team he used to have doesn't exist anymore and posting it on his dead twitter and deader locals isn't cutting it. He has a 158k followers and that is the interaction he gets.
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Gonsey: I want us to work together to lift each other up and make our lives better.

Nick: Please say April fools.

This bit feels like Gonsey really trying to throw Nick a bone and offer some real life advice while dancing around Nick's obvious decline. Nick in turn basically scoffs at him and turns it all into a big mean spirited joke and passive aggressive digs at Gonsey's success.
 
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I figured out reason no.436234687567 why Rekieta and his fans are pathetic.
When he is streaming alone, he gets gross-drunk. Slurring words, talking absolute nonsense, looking he's on verge of sliding down the chair, falling asleep, and choking on his own vomit.
BUT, when he is streaming with others like tonight, or when he is doing gay stuff with his butt-buddy Steel Toe, he's all amped up on stimulants, he's putting that white eyeliner on, using them whitening eyedrops, sometimes even washes his hair.

How disrespectful that is to his audience? He knows how to put on a show and look somewhat presentable and alive - but he only does it for his gay friends. But all his audience gets is a nasty unwashed greasy drunkard.
And yet, those fuckers keep paying him to get treated like shit, they are all suffering from battered wife syndrome, convincing themselves that it's fine, they deserve it, and that Nick will get better any day now.
Lmao imagine having Stockolm syndrome toward your voluntary source of entertainment. It costs nothing to stop watching him because his content has become unwatchable. In fact, for his donors (all $60 worth?), it's a financial gain. It can't even be some kind of sunk costs nonsense because most people move on from a source of entertainment eventually, nobody considers it an investment.
 
At this point I think it might be better for Nic’s kids if they all just drop the charade and let Drex move in to be their new Dad. Say what you will about him but at least he’s a strong, masculine, male role model who isn’t perpetually drunk.

I cannot think of a single quality of Drex that I'd consider to be of role model quality.

Unless you count "having the funniest thread on Kiwi Farms", then sure.
 
I don't understand why this guy doesn't have a thread.

Previous to his involvement with Nick, his biggest moment on the farms was in 2022 when he was described as "clout chasing" DSP. His show was seen as something like a worse version of Revenge of the Cis. IMO, he was never attached to any other topic long enough to get the attention that would have led to him getting a thread.

But Steel Toe swinging with Nick has raised him up to a whole new level. Its his time now. He is more than thread worthy at this point.
 
Kayla? Is this you?
EAT A FUCKING BURGER ITS OK TO EAT I PROMISE
Don't listen to him, the fucking bear. He's trying to make you even fatter so he can devour you.

Diet harder, you've so much further to go. Who are you going to listen to? A bear, who obviously wants to eat you? Or a Doctor with only good intentions.
 
I think the big issue with Nick’s comedy isn’t just that it’s Chris Chan style random access humor, but that he has no concept of delivery. He comes across more as a schitzo rambling on to himself rather than someone trying to insert a joke.
“Are you gonna kill yourself with a Caesar salad at McDonald’s?”
“I don’t even like Caesar!”
“Except up the butt, I know”

the fact that he rambled this out without even stopping to take a breath made him look like an insane man talking to himself rather than someone doing a bit. Even Crowder, who can’t be funny if his life depended on it, still knows how to attempt a line delivery in a way that the audience can tell is supposed to be a joke.

That's a large part of it. Even Andrew/Legal Mindset eventually come around to this POV. If you're not genuine, people will resent you. That was Nick's biggest mistake, and the biggest cause of his downfall.

Another part of it is, I think, even the atheists and agnostics here can appreciate the fact that Nick's rebellion against his religious upbringing is cringe AF.

There was that whole fedora tipping skeptic movement in the early 2010s that people like Cult of Dusty and the Amazing Atheist were part of. They too were all about as funny as a root canal.

I suspect militant atheism tends to be just as reviled as overzealous proselytization. Even among non-believers.

I think PPP is gonna have a field day with this next Kino Casino. He was around, and conversing with Nick, back when Nick trying to pretend he was a Christian. He'll certainly comprehend what a 180 this is.

I'm agnostic, I think there's a god and I think our attempts to understand god are all reaching out blindly in a dark room, but I am happy for people who have religion as a positive influence on their lives. I wish I could believe. So seeing this so called man who has revealed himself to be lower than a worm trying to tear it down while he throws away every blessing in his life is beyond contemptable.

As the institutional influence of Christian conservatism died off it basically took militant atheism with it, and then leftism had a massive surge and leftism is extremely pro-Islam so online atheists got squeezed back into the fringes because atheists often lean left and scolding Muslims was forbidden.

But even then I think average people still recognise that at least religious organisations feed the needy and build hospitals and schools. Militant atheists contributed fuck all during their relevance besides circlejerking about bearded sky man, milking Kent Hovind for clicks and shoving bananas up their assholes.

Nick is the right age to have experienced and absorbed the popular anti-religious sentiment during the 2000s. If his life shook out a little differently I think he would've never adopted the Christian veneer.

I thought YouTube atheists were cringe back when they were in style, I even thought Penn and Teller were cringe. I remember being 10 when their Bullshit show came out and already thinking they were lame despite being atheist even back then.
The problem with militant atheists is that they always had a big pompous “we’re smart, you’re stupid” quality to them, and they always seemed like the way wanted nothing more in life then to get into a debate with a Christian. Add that with the often disingenuous hyper literal Bible interpretations that they knew literally no demonination followed, or Richard Dawkins with his retarded “atheist are the most prosecuted group in America” victim playing and it put a sour taste in my mouth.
But on the flipped side. The constant preaching didn’t help Christians, and it’s frankly annoying to see all these right wing grifters Like Nick, Crowder, Dave Rubin, Ralph, Fuentes etc going all ham on the Bible thumping. I’ve always felt the right’s biggest issue is that they’ve never not sold conservatives without Christianity, which was why so many atheists felt obligated to go left.
Penn Jillette was the closest to a conservative atheist and he was a full blown lefty in disguise with his whole “gays and atheists belong together” crap from 2010 which helped start the atheism+
All of that is why frankly I don’t tell people about my religious beliefs. The whole concept has been tainted even worse than picking a political side.
 
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