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[Lowlife Adventures]

Here's Cumtown's Reddit spinoff discussing having sex with teenagers:

The current adam friedland show subreddit is full of safe edgy tryhards who make the same "im gay" jokes over and over but get butthurt the moment a guest on the show says something even slightly against the Current Thing.

 

[Halfnium Bomb]

How the fuck is Stoicism "incel philosophy"?

Reddit seething over incels isn't actually about incels, they just use incel as a slur for masculinity as a whole.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Name a more icon duo than reddit and powertripping censorious jannies:

https://archive.ph/arZQN

Spoiler: Context:

https://archive.ph/2024.03.31-083955/https://old.reddit.com/r/duluth/comments/1brnxnp/the_owners_of_saras_table_showing_her_true/?sort=top&limit=500

https://archive.ph/2024.03.31-113623/https://old.reddit.com/r/duluth/comments/1brzuv0/transphobia_is_ruining_the_twin_ports_when_will/

https://archive.ph/2024.04.01-041549/https://old.reddit.com/r/duluth/comments/1bso4rw/why_is_it_not_ok_to_have_conservative_views/

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Anthropologists identify global universal moral values across history and culture.

Redditors instantly lose their shit because one of the universal moral value across all societies is "Respect the hierarchy/your superiors/your elders"

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1bsqz3l/til_that_anthropologists_have_identified_7/

If you needed any more proof that redditors are ontologically immoral.

 

[thefreshmaker]

Anthropologists identify global universal moral values across history and culture.

Redditors instantly lose their shit because one of the universal moral value across all societies is "Respect the hierarchy/your superiors/your elders"

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1bsqz3l/til_that_anthropologists_have_identified_7/

If you needed any more proof that redditors are ontologically immoral.

NOOOOOOOO boomers deserve to diee!!!11!!1

Why yes I pay respect to Aboriginal elders past, present and emerging, how could you tell? Of course the Cherokee shaman has a special connection to the land only ethnicity and age can give you! We need to import ten trillion Mexicans every year to make sure I still have someone to wipe my demented ass in old age.

 

[Coolio55]

Anthropologists identify global universal moral values across history and culture.

Redditors instantly lose their shit because one of the universal moral value across all societies is "Respect the hierarchy/your superiors/your elders"

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1bsqz3l/til_that_anthropologists_have_identified_7/

If you needed any more proof that redditors are ontologically immoral.

Nah. Reddit is like that. It's just that their hierarchy is jannies/troons/dr fauci and they will fight tooth and nail to defend their honour.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

when they ask for help or with identifying something... top replies sorted by updoots will be some snark or joke or some autistic fixation on something in the background,

I think a lot of reddit humor is them trying to act like old school nerds, picture a teacher circa 92 asking his class what the atomic weight of iron is and some unbathed faggot yelling out "what is the weight of an unladen swallow!!!???!" (Class erupts in laughter and applause)

Only on reddit they are too broke brained and dumb to even copy python jokes so they copy off others copying jokes plus they have to make them woman, jogger and faggot-safe and its just is real forced sounding esp after a generation or 3. They also need to emphasize that they're very grown up and also not actual nerds. So lots of cuss words sex and porn references thrown in to take care of that part.

"not sure what that tree in the pic is but, my dude, the fucking design on your toddlers shirt looks like mia khalifa getting dp'ed by 2 bbcs!"
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I see what you did there!!!1one11!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Lmao I wouldn't even pick that if I were trying to insult a Jap. I'd call them a chink instead. Now that would really boil their blood.

Just ask if they’re Chinese or Korean a la Hank asking Khan if he’s Chinese or Japanese in KOTH.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

5 paragraphs to moralfag about AI voices while trying not to offend their favorite ecelleb.
I can't stand how redditors write, it's so obnoxious.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/1bt32k1/how_to_beat_dark_souls_2_in_0_boss/kxk044e/

Spoiler: Text

Hey there, leaving the same comment I left on youtube: I think it's an interesting discussion at least.

The video is awesome as always, but I must admit the more time passes the more unsure I am about the inclusion of the AI voices. Don't get me wrong: the ideas are SUPER FUNNY, and they made for some of your best videos: the Top Gear one is my favorite thing you ever put out, and the idea of mixing in AI generated stuff with the real quotes is genius. Overall a great video, and it really shows that you put a lot of effort into them... BUT

Kevan Brighting is an actual voice actor. His whole career, his business and income, all rely entirely on his voice. Is it ok to basically generate a service he most definitely doesn't offer for free, essentially rendering his service obsolete?
I get that this is just a youtube video, but even ignoring the fact that this video still generates money, isn't the practice itself disrespectful to the voice actor?
I mean, he's not even credited in the description anywhere...

I have not made up my mind on the matter yet, but I'm not sure I'd be happy about this if I were Kevan or any other voice actor seeing my voice being used without my permission or even knowledge. Today it's a silly Dark Souls II video, tomorrow it's an add for a crypto scam, the day after some extreme political commentary.

PS: I understand that most of the audio is taken from the Stanley Parable, but most is not all, and the fairness of any generation at all, even just a few sentences, I think is worthy of discussion. It's a hard line to draw, that's for sure.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

5 paragraphs to moralfag about AI voices while trying not to offend their favorite ecelleb.
I can't stand how redditors write, it's so obnoxious.

I always try and picture what grandiose larp is going on their head which their large text output is sorta their curated real world facing view of.

Like 99% of the time it's typing like a journoslime or blogger would because that's what fills faceholes all day. This one seems like in his head he's sitting in the chair banting with steven colbert or some other evening-time funny-man.

 

[Mistakenjelly]

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Happy Easter!

How the fuck do you decide that the appropriate response to uninvited god bothering is not a polite “No thank you, now if you excuse me I have to get back to wanking over some footage of a black mass” but rather showing them who is boss by getting butt fucked by your girlfriend and screaming through the half inch thick walls of your tenement block appartment?

 

[oramge cat]

It appears reddit is offline. 503 error when I try to access the site and downdetector is showing them offline.

 

[Pee Cola]

Based and Bumblepilled.


(O)(A)

 

[biggnigghog]

https://www.reddit.com/user/Raccoonsr29/ (archived)





full context: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh...?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[Nigor]

Was trying to find potential copypasta origins and stumbled across this clusterfuck of a thread:

Archive | Link

Spoiler: Long ass screencaps

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OP goes from confessing his early exposure to pornography, to straight up admitting to sexual misconduct, bestiality, and possessing what he assumes to be CSAM at the time of the fucking post. It goes so downhill just at the second paragraph.
And his immediate priority when faced with an ounce of self-reflection? Confessing it all to Reddit on a Suicide Watch board. I never even knew that subreddit was a thing to begin with, you gotta be doing bad if Reddit is your go-to for that kind of crisis.
I can't imagine what other ridiculous shit like this is probably hiding in decade-old Reddit posts.

Sorry for the reply to an old post but this is absolutely insane and concerning, I'd genuinely be interested in an update 10 years later, just to see if he's still alive if anything. I just cant get over the part where he just straight up admits to getting CP from a 12 year old, why would you just say that? I mean why say any of it but maybe leave out the actual crime you could be charged for and most likely currently have incriminating evidence of

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Predditor gets a new neighbor. OP said in the comments they censored Drumpfs name because they "Don't want the post to be about politics."

L|A

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Based and Bumblepilled.

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If you didn't think you hated redditors enough already, specialist-bar-8805 will make sure anyone who doubts the 6 billion will be unemployable:

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Sorry for the reply to an old post but this is absolutely insane and concerning, I'd genuinely be interested in an update 10 years later, just to see if he's still alive if anything. I just cant get over the part where he just straight up admits to getting CP from a 12 year old, why would you just say that? I mean why say any of it but maybe leave out the actual crime you could be charged for and most likely currently have incriminating evidence of

It escapes me. It might have been less a matter of genuine self-reflection but instead the desperation of his circumstances hitting him in the face. I do wonder if there was something more that compelled him to it, beyond just being homeless and unemployed.

Though, if I were to guess his current state, he either got arrested shortly after or killed himself by now. Either of these would be brighter outcomes compared to anything else, given his self-professed behaviors.

He apparently copy and pasted the same thing to r/confessions during the same time frame, and due to it being a throwaway account, it'll likely be an endeavor to investigate anything further given the details he provided in the posts.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

5 paragraphs to moralfag about AI voices while trying not to offend their favorite ecelleb.
I can't stand how redditors write, it's so obnoxious.

It's the comment section equivalent to calling a meeting for something that could have been an email. Here, I'll sum up his entire point in one sentence:

"Hey man, I think the video is really well done and the quality of the AI voice is great, but when it comes to a professional voice actor I think it's scummy to use an AI voice as opposed to the actor's actual voice since a voice actor makes 100% of their living off of their voice as opposed to other actors who have their image to back them up."

 

[Complete Reprobate]

It's the comment section equivalent to calling a meeting for something that could have been an email. Here, I'll sum up his entire point in one sentence:

"Hey man, I think the video is really well done and the quality of the AI voice is great, but when it comes to a professional voice actor I think it's scummy to use an AI voice as opposed to the actor's actual voice since a voice actor makes 100% of their living off of their voice as opposed to other actors who have their image to back them up."

Hmmm... Needs more elaboration. Can you go into more detail, while being as retarded and condescending as possible? Then, and only then, will you get my up vote.