Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 439 29.1%

  • < 6WK

    Votes: 219 14.5%

  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 534 35.4%
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Does BMJ normally tard-punch himself like the most autistic kid in school? I have never seen him do that before.

Punching yourself is considered a “coping mechanism“ but BJMs life is already full of them. He can punch walls, break his chair or his bong, he can do a big a crack-rock-arooski, he can scream and yell.
Why is he now hitting himself?
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You can hit yourself in the head for free, if you punch a wall you lose money, easy decision for bossman.
 
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As we enter into what will no doubt feel like the longest week in streaming history, the first of many unstreamed gamba miracles takes place:
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1$ into 14.000$

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As Bossman promises a giveaway and discord stream, Keno regulars look into their crystal ball and make a prediction

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Oh well.

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Bloitzhole said:
As we enter into what will no doubt feel like the longest week in streaming history, the first of many unstreamed gamba miracles takes place:
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1$ into 14.000$

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As Bossman promises a giveaway and discord stream, Keno regulars look into their crystal ball and make a prediction

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4 minutes and 31 seconds later
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Oh well.

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Can't believe Kick stole this amazing moment from us
You guys think you hate rats, but you don't hate them enough
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Why is he now hitting himself?
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Two reasons: First, he's probably trying to keep from breaking more of his shit, so he needs to vent his tard rage onto something less valuable, like his own head. Second, he's attacking himself for fucking up. He's mad at himself, so he beat himself. I'm surprised he doesn't do it regularly on stream, considering how mad he gets and how little self control he has.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Does BMJ normally tard-punch himself like the most autistic kid in school? I have never seen him do that before.

Punching yourself is considered a “coping mechanism“ but BJMs life is already full of them. He can punch walls, break his chair or his bong, he can do a big a crack-rock-arooski, he can scream and yell.
Why is he now hitting himself?
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People were making fun of the holes in his wall nonstop when he was going on Monkey, some of the dumbest looking people alive waving money and Glocks were like "Ay dude, you alright? What the fuck happened?"

I imagine that got to him cause it was happening nonstop 24/7 so now he doesn't destroy his room as much as the things inside it
 
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Monopolywheel said:
Can't believe Kick stole this amazing moment from us
You guys think you hate rats, but you don't hate them enough
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Kill rats. Behead rats. Roundhouse kick a rat into the concrete. Slam dunk a rat baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy rats.

my endless gaping maw hungers for total rat death
 
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I'm not going to discuss what we're doing in terms of moving of forces, anything of that nature. But I view it very seriously, not just that but any threat to any other Bossman, as well as I view very seriously our determination to reverse out this aggression. And please believe me, there are an awful lot of Door and Civic Bros that are in total accord with what I've just said, and I juice them. They are staunch bros and allies, and we will be working with them all for collective squirtin'. This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Bossmanjack. -comment from President George H. W. Bush via Ouija Board regarding Eddie's hostile actions.
 
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ypyt said:
Yeah dude groundhog day is such a kino 10/10 movie guys you gotta watch it! A+++++ movie. Wonder why he loves the movie so much /sneed
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Its fitting because his life is like groundhog day, with BMJ locked in eternal battle between the mental states of "OH MY GOD DUUUDE I WON LIKE 2K" and "NOOO THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED I CANT BELIEVE THIS". If he doesn’t die of blood loss after biting his tongue in half while he hits himself with crack tongue hanging out, he will be doing this exact same thing the next half a century.
 
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As to Kick, it's very important for our communities, as well as the entire free Internet, to work collectively to see to it that Kick reinstates BMJ immediately. If the collective will of the Internet is strong, we can achieve reinstatement peacefully. However, should Evil Eddie choose not to reinstate, the Kiwi Farms will lead a coalition of the willing to reinstate Bossmanjack.
 
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