Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Pretty sure given Jack's church, the sermons lean more toward glassing the Middle East, making money you don't deserve and sucking the dick of God-Emperor Donald.

Sure, likely after the laser and pyrotechnic halftime show.

 

[SteveGoatman]

god, he sounds so tired. He must be so exhausted all the time, probably in pain too. It's looking in to the future 60 years.

You are NOT exaggerating. Other than when he was in the hospital/rehab place I don't think I've ever heard him sound worse.

 

[Andoxico]

 

[Super Hans v2]

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The only slightly believable bit of this horseshit is that he has 4124 pounds.

 

[eatler]

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You guys happy that his avatar mocks you even during his “weight loss journey”

 

[AltisticRight]

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Since weight is mass times gravity constant (9.8ms^(-2) on Earth), the only way for this fat faggot to weigh 259 is if he got catapulted to the moon.

That would be a good thing, next to being catapulted into the sun which is the better thing.

 

[Adamska]

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Oh no looks like someone finally told Fatty that a wide pulse with a low number being in the 60s is terrible. Now he'll just make up boring numbers until he thinks he can ditch it and eat all the candy he wants, damn his a-logging brother who jerks it to russian women whispering to him.

 

[ComeOnDuder]

a corollary is that after 2 decades on youtube he still can't shoot or edit a video worth shit. the "FLAV-R Q" review spends most of the video centering his gross gnarled arm and ballooned-floating-corpse beachball gut
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Not an avid watcher of Jack but is his right arm stuck in contraction like that? Bud needs to roll a felt rag up around that hoof before his nails start to cut into his palm.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If you're 5'4 and 259 lb you could easily lose 4 lb a week just by not stuffing your face with tons of calorie-dense food.

 

[Andoxico]

If you're 5'4 and 259 lb you could easily lose 4 lb a week just by not stuffing your face with tons of calorie-dense food.

OGAY, MY DIET CAN EAT AS MUCH AS WANT MOM

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Not an avid watcher of Jack but is his right arm stuck in contraction like that? Bud needs to roll a felt rag up around that hoof before his nails start to cut into his palm.

More or less, but the worst of the contraction seems to be negated by the stagnant fluid bloat pushing everything back out. A horrifying stable-state system right there.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Has anyone considered that the scale is wrong because it's physical impossible for jack to stand up without leaning or holding anything? I think hammy helps him stand at the scale so his full weights not on it. We will probably never get a true reading.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Has anyone considered that the scale is wrong because it's physical impossible for jack to stand up without leaning or holding anything? I think hammy helps him stand at the scale so his full weights not on it. We will probably never get a true reading.

If you're that bad, you'd be unable to get onto or off the shitter yourself, he'd have tumbled face first into the wall by now. I think its more likely that he's just making shit up rather than being honest with unintentional deceptions.

 

[topshrek]

If you're that bad, you'd be unable to get onto or off the shitter yourself, he'd have tumbled face first into the wall by now. I think its more likely that he's just making shit up rather than being honest with unintentional deceptions.

People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.

 

[indomitable snowman]

People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.
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Funny at my height to be his same purported BMI of like 46 is off the scale.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sure, likely after the laser and pyrotechnic halftime show.

Which is his favorite part of the sermon because he likes the pretty lights.

Oh no looks like someone finally told Fatty that a wide pulse with a low number being in the 60s is terrible. Now he'll just make up boring numbers until he thinks he can ditch it and eat all the candy he wants, damn his a-logging brother who jerks it to russian women whispering to him.

I'd actually wonder what his resting heart rate is? I'd guess it's in the 90's which is crazy but still considered "normal". To somebody with a good heart it should be in the 60's. For athletes it can be as low as in the 40's.

People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.
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Oh no he's totally muscular. He did Power90X about a decade ago and while his size barely changed because he's a glutton he claimed his arms and legs were just pure muscle at that point.

Of course he's a retard and probably half-assed the whole thing. I did that and while I'm in decent shape it wasn't an easy thing. You will get a workout on that.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Sure, likely after the laser and pyrotechnic halftime show.

Lazers gud. Lites gud.
And sorry, no way this fat fucking lying sack of shit weighs anything less than 280. His huge bulbous boiler is so large he uses it to rest his hand on.

 

[Crex Crex]

Oh no he's totally muscular. He did Power90X about a decade ago and while his size barely changed because he's a glutton he claimed his arms and legs were just pure muscle at that point.

What if Jack is so obsese that his fat tissue has convergently re-evolved into muscle?

 

[Incredible Mister]

fat fucks like jack and mundane matt love using AI incessantly, which is not surprising considering they lack even the tiniest bit of talent or skill

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

What if Jack is so obsese that his fat tissue has convergently re-evolved into muscle?

Do you think you can hear the grease lubricating the fat bundles as they contract?