Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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“I played Minesweeper once and realized how insensitive it was to Bosnians who still have to deal with active minefields. Obviously any normal person would catch this correlation and how it causes real world harm. The problem is that “Gamers” don’t live in the real world, so it’s up to us to tell them.” – Glucose Infant CEO Mike Philly
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“I was banned from Roblox forums for talking about politics. Gamers don’t seem to realize that this social media platforms they’re using for gaming could be repurposed for social messaging and Minions memes. What a waste.” – Glucose Infant COO Dean Bedhead
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cybertoaster said:
Bikini?
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Or wet top with a thong?
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And more importantly: are the boobs too small now?
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Bellular showing off his dance moves. Just look at how he leaps over whole topics and twirls in circles around events. Truly masterful.


It was one thing when he was totally silent but when he did that piece on Kotuku falling apart and the Spanfelder shit anyway and then choose not to mention Mercante or Kabrutus or SBI... well silence speaks volumes.

Ps. You know someone is in hot water when they suddenly adopt a fireside aesthetic, mother fucker is on some FDR shit right now.
 
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cattle rancher said:
I care that just the women are ugly. When it's both I don't care, as it's stylistic, but when men represent the ideal, the women don't and the rest of the world looks amazing I have an issue. It is bad design, yeah I'm probably more angry at shit monetization, terrible writing and plot, and poorly designed gameplay and systems, but that's like 5 things lumped together vs not man faced hag women or diversity.
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I think you're also angry because you deem Artistic Integrity something worth of fighting about, that is commendable.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
I found a good video talking about the current crisis in competence in gaming. This is coming from a perspective of a COD youtuber, one who has nothing else to talk about since COD is perhaps the finest example of a "AAAA" game that has fallen apart completely. I found it interesting since it gave me an epiphany: He doesn't mention any of the SBI stuff or the wokeness in gaming, because at the end of the day games would be shit even without it. If you removed all the fags, the diversity hire characters, made every character aryan and beautiful the games today would still be hot garbage. The foundations have rotten away completely and the whole situation with DEI and SBI are just the cherry on top of this shit sundae. Figured I might link the video for a different perspective:
Funny how he admits that he is taking more sponsorships(including the one in that video) and has nothing else to do other than to bitch because the game he has been covering for years has become so creatively and morally bankrupt that he simply cannot do it anymore, content creators simply don't get views when they cover it anymore(If you want to know just how much of a disaster the most recent COD has been, check out the thread on it here). More people have to get loud and say "I am not buying this slop", simply not opening up your wallet isn't enough anymore. If you stay quiet, then the boy's club will simply make sure to all write coordinated articles about how game X succeeded and only a few chuds were angry that it had diversity in it, when the truth is the game sucked and nobody bought it. Harder to do that when the average gamer does not stay quiet, more shitty games need to be tarred and feathered than just the biggest flops like Redfall or Suicide Squad.
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CircuSphere said:
Bellular showing off his dance moves. Just look at how he leaps over whole topics and twirls in circles around events. Truly masterful.


It was one thing when he was totally silent but when he did that piece on Kotuku falling apart and the Spanfelder shit anyway and then choose not to mention Mercante or Kabrutus or SBI... well silence speaks volumes.

Ps. You know someone is in hot water when they suddenly adopt a fireside aesthetic, mother fucker is on some FDR shit right now.
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Hah, the backdrop and the insane amounts of cuts stand out. He must really be feeling it, and he should for this shoddy reporting.
How long do you expect before we get a part 2 to this? If he even dares to tip his toes further into this.. which I do doubt
 
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Dreadroberts found a Trans Lifeline connection among the commentators:
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LuciaEverBlack: Head of "Peer2peer Live by Trans lifeline"
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A trans lifeline that tries to keep/get them out of prison? And here I thought going trans was part of trying to get out of prison time.
Hard to get tracked if you change your name and sex after all.

Not Germany though, nooo... they've learned from America. That's why THEY put a 3 month waiting time before freely changing your 'identification.'
Absolute lunacy
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
Found it.

Context: People wondering why Mortal Kombat 1 female characters look like shit.
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That ending. It's not wrong, but I think it's more because these kinds of women have only one thing to offer. Sex. They repeat ad nauseum "I'm more than a pretty face! I'm more than a pair of tits! I'm more than a vagina!" then when asked what that more is, they have no answer and fly into a rage.

Games, and anime, and all the other visual mediums destroy that. They offer a pair of tits to ogle without the crazy to go with it. They can't compete with pixels on a screen.

This is also why "the wall" and "no eggs" bothers them so much, and why they change their tune from "sex work is real work" to "sex work is rape" once they age out of it.
 
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CircuSphere said:
I used to laugh at Yatzee reviews and he has good taste, I was excited for Second Wind. They were finally free from corporate and the first thing they do is go jerk off Gender Jim Stirling. *sigh*
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I actually had a talk with a friend about that guy a while earlier. Another extremely tragic and infuriating case.
Always was a weirdo, but he used to be a really great journalist. But he fell downhill so fast all of a sudden once he fell into that politics and troony-ism ideology.

Of course this was about 10 years ago, and maybe I was just blind?
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Figured I might link the video for a different perspective:
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he kept telling people in the beginning to "not complain" because "if we start to complain we may have another video game crisis like the one in the 80s".
And I recalled a post by a farmer here about a redwood and how a controlled fire managed to help younglings sprout.
 
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Koi Fish said:
he kept telling people in the beginning to "not complain" because "if we start to complain we may have another video game crisis like the one in the 80s".
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Which is hilarious, because the video game crash of the 80s might have been the best thing to happen to the industry at that time.
 
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