Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[BikeLock]

Yeah and I hate to be in agreement with Vedo over anything but he’s current bitching about this news segment and I gotta agree why the hell was this worthy of Philadelphia local news coverage?

It’s not like Ed Piskor talked about how the children in Cuties were hot. Anyone who would do that should jump in front of oncoming traffic.

Imagine talking to the local news about anything. He should have told them to fuck off and showed them his door.

 

[3MMA]

You offing yourself is your own choice, and it’s because of actions you chose while living.

Exactly. From creeping in the DM’s of young women less than half his age, to blaming young women less than half his age. No sympathy for that type of behavior. Owning up to your own shit is the least you should be doing in life, & death. No sympathy for a manipulation tactic, or a game of pass the buck. No one has time for that shit.

Has vito published a single comic in his life or what is going on?

He mainly talks about reading rather than writing. He makes & commissions fan art of Eric July, Daxipad, & his own upcoming product, that doesn’t exist yet. Vaedo makes endless playlists and plushies of his work (that isnt even close to being published yet.) Pretty sure someone called it further back ITT that Vaedo would definitely stretch this out to the second quarter, & here it is. In his own words, he reads plenty of, “paedo doujins,” meaning Japanese fan works, starring children.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's also finally updated his Superkiller campaign.

Actually, Vito, the first step before you even get to the flats is hiring someone who understands perspective drawing and line weight.

That door looks like absolute garbage, it's ridiculously elongated and the single line weight (not to mention that fact that almost all the details are contained within one flat trapezoid) makes it look like it was drawn in MS Paint.

I normally wouldn't give someone so much shit about a door but given how hard you ragged on Eric July for a fucking coffee table this is inexcusable. Also that car across the street looks suspiciously like something that was traced from an asset.

Final grade: C-

ETA: I just noticed that the open/closed sign is also hanging on the outside of the door, as are the shades. This is the kind of attention to detail $80k gets you, apparently.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

That door looks like absolute garbage, it's ridiculously elongated and the single line weight (not to mention that fact that almost all the details are contained within one flat trapezoid) makes it look like it was drawn in MS Paint.

You were nice with the C-. That ridiculously shitty door wouldn't even fit in the door frame and you'd hit your hand on the jukebox every time you went for the handle on the inside .

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Torn. Journos deserve the rope but so does Vito… well industrial strength steel cable to hold his weight at least (Vito is fat)

 

[Sneedotron]

Actually, Vito, the first step before you even get to the flats is hiring someone who understands perspective drawing and line weight.

That door looks like absolute garbage, it's ridiculously elongated and the single line weight (not to mention that fact that almost all the details are contained within one flat trapezoid) makes it look like it was drawn in MS Paint.

I normally wouldn't give someone so much shit about a door but given how hard you ragged on Eric July for a fucking coffee table this is inexcusable. Also that car across the street looks suspiciously like something that was traced from an asset.

Final grade: C-

ETA: I just noticed that the open/closed sign is also hanging on the outside of the door, as are the shades. This is the kind of attention to detail $80k gets you, apparently.

The whole thing looks like some mid 2000s Newgrounds flash animation.
It‘s an absolute vector graphic mess.

Also, “inking“. Yeah, right.
He hired a professional paint bucket tool specialist. I really hope he got ripped off.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Actually, Vito, the first step before you even get to the flats is hiring someone who understands perspective drawing and line weight.

That door looks like absolute garbage, it's ridiculously elongated and the single line weight (not to mention that fact that almost all the details are contained within one flat trapezoid) makes it look like it was drawn in MS Paint.

I normally wouldn't give someone so much shit about a door but given how hard you ragged on Eric July for a fucking coffee table this is inexcusable. Also that car across the street looks suspiciously like something that was traced from an asset.

Final grade: C-

ETA: I just noticed that the open/closed sign is also hanging on the outside of the door, as are the shades. This is the kind of attention to detail $80k gets you, apparently.

Couldn't quote the original post, so thank you for saying everything that stuck out to my eyes.

Especially that, very curious looking car across the street. HMMM.

His body proportions are also all over the place, and doesn't indicate any real perspective to warrant such wonky body. I honestly would just say "eh, not great, but whatever" had it not been for Vaedo and crew attacking Eric's artist over an equally "meh" job. So I dunno Vaedo, what's it been, almost a year and you're only 75% done with the art itself? Maybe get to work instead of getting on your industrial lined soapbox talking about a man you never knew, who probably wouldn't want anything to do with you. Shut up. Do your comic.

 

[DogZero]

Refutation of the Loathsome Pedophile Vito in regards to the Ed Piskor Dm Explosion Death Incident

On an absolute scale, pedo dms are less harmful than pedo molestation. In the mind of Vito however this distance is so large the former is something which is completely harmless and demands absolutely no public condemnation. Let us all understand that Vito himself does not even deny the DMs were lascivious in nature, merely that because they are DMs and not physical actions they cause no harm and demand no response. Furthermore we are not talking about legal response. Expecting public condemnation (as all right thinking individuals do) for inappropriate speech, especially that which imperils children, is not the same as making said speech illegal.

Worse, even if perhaps you personally think the distance between paedophilic texts and paedophilic action is farther than I personally do in seriousness, unless you think the former deserves literally no response whatsoever even by a single private individual you STILL think they are closer than Vito. Only those who think paedophilic behaviour can be possible in some form and it not deserve some level of response above NOTHING share a position with Vito, all others are necessarily opposed.

THEREFORE as the sole and legitimate grantor of puppycoins I feel compelled to do my own small and trivial part by henceforth declaring all those who share Vitos mindset on Pedophilic actions INELIGIBLE to be granted puppycoins, and any who trade any to him will likewise be INELIGIBLE to be granted any more.

It is with great pride that Vito is the first to be declared ineligible for puppycoins.

 

[eg. John Smith]

im a few weeks late but im catching up on pka, just watched 690 w/vito and this lardy cunt took piss pills and almost keeled over in a sauna trying to lose the last 10 pounds in his weight loss challenge on the dick show. next level retard behaviour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIuvXaAfQDQ (at the start)

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Also that car across the street looks suspiciously like something that was traced from an asset.

The jukebox does too

 

[Sperglord666]

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This guy can make anything an excuse for sickening sus commentary including the tragic suicide of a comic creator.

No idea if this Ed guy was guilty or innocent, but he's either glorifying a pedophile or using a tragic death promote his book. Fuck him either way.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Not knowing how to draw a door is how you show your comic has soul. Unlike that shit ISOM.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Not knowing how to draw a door is how you show your comic has soul. Unlike that shit ISOM.

A true artist draws a door purely by plucking it from their mind, whereas hack niggers will trace a door.

 

[AltisticRight]

Vedo's funders should thank us for shaming him into providing an update. Imagine giving this paedophile a single cent. It would have been a good thing if he was working on the picture book which takes away his spare time to fill his discs with paedophile doujins. However, that's not the case.

 

[3MMA]

Vedo's funders should thank us for shaming him into providing an update.

Without an ounce of exaggeration or a joke, this is at least, the second time Viddles updated his funders, directly after it was pointed out ITT within the last few months. That mentioned thank you would be more than appropriate.
ETA: typo

 

[Fleetwood]

Does Vito still read the thread? Why don't you go show up at the reporter's house and her parents house and ask them about it instead. Coward much? Your greasy friend Riley will help. Oh you are just grifting a current event you don't actually give a shit about for twitter clout? Oh.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Couldn't quote the original post, so thank you for saying everything that stuck out to my eyes.

Protip: For large posts, or just to save editing out superfluous text, you can highlight the section you want and a little box will pop up letting you quote just the selection.

His body proportions are also all over the place, and doesn't indicate any real perspective to warrant such wonky body

The proportions and positioning make me think the character was drawn separate to the scene then dropped in after the fact.

 

[Maude Snew]

No idea if this Ed guy was guilty or innocent, but he's either glorifying a pedophile or using a tragic death promote his book. Fuck him either way.

I haven't been keeping up with that either but if Vito is the one fatly rushing to defend you I assume you're shit. How do you come back from that? Oh, right.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Has Vito tried to make a comparison between Ed's cancelation\suicide and Vito being labeled a pedo yet?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Has Vito tried to make a comparison between Ed's cancelation\suicide and Vito being labeled a pedo yet?

I'll be honest, I've been skimming the tweets highlighted here, but I believe he inferred as much in at least one.