Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Law said:
I hate the way Pat talks about his wife, it's so sexist. He just sees her as a source of validation and a way to own the trolls, not a person. She's just a sex-dispenser and a status symbol to him.
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She's already popping pills like a pez dispenser. It's rather sad that that is a status symbol for him. TBH is a better mascot for autists than Nikki is for him. At least some art of TBH is cute. You can't make a zoned out 40 year old drunk "cute".
 
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Law said:
I hate the way Pat talks about his wife, it's so sexist. He just sees her as a source of validation and a way to own the trolls, not a person. She's just a sex-dispenser and a status symbol to him.
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he almost never talks about her without talking about her addiction to penis or how much access he has to her pussy.

Can I think of any positive quality that isn't sex related that pat loves about nikki? I can't I don't think.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
Can I think of any positive quality that isn't sex related that pat loves about nikki?
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The constant stream of african fellows coming in and out of his house at all hours of the day and night? Sometimes, they bring dey baybay Tyree along to hang out with this bitch ass white nigga. They don't know they are fair on their way into becoming the latest dark-meat pepperoni treat for the man that can't be beat! (V6 Mustang excluded)
 
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Sloppy Party Bottom said:
The constant stream of african fellows coming in and out of his house at all hours of the day and night? Sometimes, they bring dey baybay Tyree along to hang out with this bitch ass white nigga. They don't know they are fair on their way into becoming the latest dark-meat pepperoni treat for the man that can't be beat! (V6 Mustang excluded)
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Occasionally I wonder how normalfags would interpret some of the posts here.

Niggers? What the fuck kind of name is Tyree? Did a nigger write this? What the fuck does he mean by pepperoni? What does a mustang have to do with this? Whoever wrote this is either a nigger or off their meds.
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Does someone have an accurate timeline somewhere? Like where everything fits in on a major scale?
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Incomplete timeline:

2011

May 14 - The Lappening

Jul 19 - Pat and Adrienne jointly file for divorce.

Aug 10 - Pat is arrested over threatening to murder Adrienne, Annabelle, and Jon.

Sep 10 - Pat picks up bar slut Niki for a "one-night stand"; settles for her.

Sep 14 - Pat's murder threat case concludes with him pleading "No Contest" to a lesser charge.

Dec 13 - Pat and Adrienne's divorce is finalized.

2012

Jan 25 - Annabelle is born.

Mar 31 - Adrienne marries Jon.

Jul 18 - Pat has an appearance in traffic court ($10 fine).

Sep 3 - Pat joins Twitter.

2013

2014

2015

Nov 1 - A vandal writes "DICK" on Pat's car.

2016

Jan 6 - A vandal allegedly shoot's Pat's car with a BB gun.

summer - Pat starts childing people on Twitter.

Sep 10 - Pat cheats in the Brewers Mini-Marathon.

2017

Jun 6 - Pat's 1st book, "The Ark", is published.

Jul 4 - Pat's 2nd book, "Trident's Forge", is published.

Aug 1 - Pat's 3rd book, "Children of the Divide", is published.

Oct 21 - Pat marries Niki.

2018

Jun 26 - Pat's 4th book, "Gate Crashers", is published.

Sep 11 - Norm Eleven

2019

May 31 - Pat's 5th book, "Starship Repo", is published.

Oct 31 - Pat visits lawyer Carrie Goldberg to get his Twitter ban reversed.

2020

Jan ? - The pests discover the 2011 Lappening.

Oct 13 - Pat's 6th book, "In the Black", is published.

Oct 13 - Pat is banned from Twitter.

Nov 12 - Pat's favorite bar, Hooligan's, catches fire.

2021

Jan 26 - Pat files his lolsuit against 60 John Does.

Jul 30 - Pat's favorite bar, Hooligan's, reopens.

2022

Jan 19 - Pat withdraws his lolsuit after both his subpoenas were quashed.

Feb 20 - Andrew Nadolski visits Hooligan's to try and confront Pat.

Mar 9 - Pat loses his TRO hearing against Andrew Nadolski.

Jun 6 - Jon dies at age 48.

2023

Jan 6 - Part of Pat's debt to Quasi is domesticated in Wisconsin.

Jan 16 - The pests discover the police report of Patrick's 2011 arrest.

Mar 20 - Shane Nokes joins the Pat Pack.

Apr 10 - Jackie Singh joins the Pat Pack.

Apr ? - Torswats implicates Pat as a client.

Apr 19 - Pat skips his debtor's exam.

Apr 21 - Start of the debt amortization saga.

Aug 24 - Pat's contempt hearing. (Pat pays the domesticated debt to Quasi.)

Sep 9 - Adrienne marries her third husband.

Sep 20 - Pat unsuccessfully files for a TRO against Dan Mullen.

(See also my more verbose timeline of 2023.)

2024

Jan 15 - Pat's remaining debt to Quasi is domesticated in Wisconsin.

Feb 28 - Pat files a lolsuit against the City of Milwaukee and one MPD officer.

Mar 16 - The pests discover Pat's AirBnB.

Mar 21 - Quasi confirms that Pat & Niki fully paid him over the preceding weeks.



Events that should be included, but so far I was too lazy to research their dates (please message me if you know any of 'em):
  • Pat's post-divorce blogger phase.
  • Pat's Youtuber phase.
  • Pat's 'trying to get famous with embarassing TV appearances' phase.
  • Pat's 'Torque Wheeler' phase.
  • Pat & Niki's getting engaged.
  • Pat's Twitter bans and reinstatements.
  • OnA subreddit getting banned; OnA forums opened.
  • Pat's second traffic court case.
  • OnA mole saga.
  • Josiah Tapes.
  • Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki joins the Fat Pack.
  • Pat and Nikki appear on NBC’s Inside Edition (nationwide news).
  • CCTV footage of Patrick's penis is shown on TV.
  • Pat gets a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • Pat gets his first COVID jab.
  • Pat gets reported to the city for violating fence regulations.
  • Pat's famous twitter PFP is removed for a copyright claim (the first time).
  • The child pepperoni Craigslist ad.

Events that I intentionally excluded because they would spam the timeline:
  • Pat's minor media appearances where he's the subject (articles, interviews, etc.)
  • Pat's various convention visits and vacations.
  • Swatting incidents.
  • Minor pranks and bits by the OnA forums; OnA and Kiwi forum happenings.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I was lurking Owen and Prison Enjoyer posted this from threads. Pat is still crying about Ade as of today, all these years later and milking those “I’m so sorry”s. Niki is absolutely retarded putting up with this shit.
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based ade inflicting the ultimate narcissistic injury that’s lasted like a decade.
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A 20-something year old Patrick took two years to knock up Ade? It's almost comical how manly PJC is in comparison. Pat's life is absurd and so fucking funny.
 
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In the Sick of It said:
A 20-something year old Patrick took two years to knock up Ade? It's almost comical how manly PJC is in comparison. Pat's life is absurd and so fucking funny.
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Knowing Pat and his talent for making women dryer than the Sahara I’d bet at least ten bucks they had sex like 3-4 times in that time and she just happened to ovulate during that last birthday pity fuck.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Oh my god I’m begging you to please go listen to Josiah tape 5, it’s better than anything you could ever imagine and you get to hear his creepy Norman bates switch into Judy Tomlinson as he no childs up a fuckin storm.
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I wholeheartedly concur my good man. To truly comprehend the pig, one must hear him squeal.
 
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