Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Do you think you can hear the grease lubricating the fat bundles as they contract?

I imagine it sounds like the squelch of putting your hand in a tub of slightly warm Vaseline.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Has anyone considered that the scale is wrong because it's physical impossible for jack to stand up without leaning or holding anything? I think hammy helps him stand at the scale so his full weights not on it. We will probably never get a true reading.

A digital scale can be 10 pounds off your actual weight depending on the time of day and the scale's calibration.

That said, you'd still be able to track your progress since it's always consistently off.

With how low and slow Jack's losses are, with no fluctuations, it's more likely he makes up his numbers like @Kuritan Deplorable said.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

What the fuck?

 

[Quixotic Man]

What the fuck?

Okay, I've been too busy and not in the mood to pay attention to Jack lately, but did this guy have another stroke lately or something?

Not only does that bacon fat still clearly have little bits of bacon solids in it, it looks like shit. Clarifying fats is something that has been done for a long time. Just melt it, skim it, and run it through a cheese cloth.

The all saturated fat diet he is on is clearly not doing him any favors.

 

[a terminal posture]

Here is my movie review of IN THE LAND OF SAINTS AND SINNERS with Liam Neeson.

Jack is no longer watching Will Smith movies after the shocking revelation that he's a gay nigger.

 

[topshrek]

Here is my movie review of IN THE LAND OF SAINTS AND SINNERS with Liam Neeson.

Jack is no longer watching Will Smith movies after the shocking revelation that he's a gay nigger.

His voice somehow sounds worse with every video I hear of him speaking. He sounds like absolute death here, the gurgling sounds that come out of him are horrifying. Are his vocal chords still actively disintegrating or has all the saturated fat he's been consuming somehow backed itself all the way up his esophagus?

Also for someone that likely laughs at dumb libruls and their trigger warning bullshit, he never fails to include a segment in every single movie review he does where he warns all five of his viewers if there's any political "agendas" (at least, the few political themes that aren't subtle enough to go right over Jack's fat bald head)/violence/swearing/nudity/kissing/hand-holding in the film. What a big fucking baby

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

His voice somehow sounds worse with every video I hear of him speaking. He sounds like absolute death here, the gurgling sounds that come out of him are horrifying. Are his vocal chords still actively disintegrating or has all the saturated fat he's been consuming somehow backed itself all the way up his esophagus?

I wonder if he's actually legitimately just having the same weird slow building facial paralysis make its way to the vocal cords. I defer to the judgement of the more medically inclined Kiwi's as to whether this is even physically possible or plausible, but I can't think of any other good reason. He hasn't gotten significantly fatter or otherwise appeared to have put on anything that'd pressure them, and if it was just fluid buildup it'd be irregular as to whether we hear him gurgling or not. I can't tolerate watching his longer form content, so I can't say whether he's attempting to clear his throat more, but just in that video I'm surprised he didn't - If I was sounding like that, I'd pause and probably hack up half a lungs worth of shit. At that level of congestion, even breathings fucking uncomfortable.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Okay, I've been too busy and not in the mood to pay attention to Jack lately, but did this guy have another stroke lately or something?

Not only does that bacon fat still clearly have little bits of bacon solids in it, it looks like shit. Clarifying fats is something that has been done for a long time. Just melt it, skim it, and run it through a cheese cloth.

The all saturated fat diet he is on is clearly not doing him any favors.

Yep, that's gonna end up with rancid grease and it's gonna not only smell awful, but make him and anyone else who eats it pretty sick. Even worse than undercooked meat since it'll be decaying pork

 

[semitooth]

Here is my movie review of IN THE LAND OF SAINTS AND SINNERS with Liam Neeson.

Jack is no longer watching Will Smith movies after the shocking revelation that he's a gay nigger.

if you didn't know jack you'd think he goes out of his way to download the lowest resolution possible movie posters for these posts.
"took up 2 hours of my time" jesus fucking christ shut your fucking mouth you literal bumbling retard. oohh 2 hours you could've spent doing what? watching tammy cut up your food for you?

 

[Tiresome]

Here is my movie review of IN THE LAND OF SAINTS AND SINNERS with Liam Neeson.

"There was nothing political in the movie, there was no nudity, no violence, no cursing..."

Confirmed when Jack goes to the movies, he doesn't watch shit on the screen because his fat fucking skull is buried in the popcorn tub, which is mine, MINE NO MOMMY THIS POPCORN IS MIIIIINE.

 

[desudesu]

What the fuck?

Yes Jack, eat more bacon fat! Even better, have Mommywife fry your meats in lard! Your body that is barely holding it together is going to absolutely LOVE fat assault!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

"There was nothing political in the movie, there was no nudity, no violence, no cursing..."

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Confirmed when Jack goes to the movies, he doesn't watch shit on the screen because his fat fucking skull is buried in the popcorn tub, which is mine, MINE NO MOMMY THIS POPCORN IS MIIIIINE.

??? I'm not gonna watch the video, cause like others in here, I can't stand his voice, especially now. But Liam Neeson has been known for many years about his violent old man movies, so much so that it's been parodied. Jack's just jealous and probably turned on by Liam.

 

[p1138]

Okay, I've been too busy and not in the mood to pay attention to Jack lately, but did this guy have another stroke lately or something?

Not only does that bacon fat still clearly have little bits of bacon solids in it, it looks like shit. Clarifying fats is something that has been done for a long time. Just melt it, skim it, and run it through a cheese cloth.

The all saturated fat diet he is on is clearly not doing him any favors.

Don't believe he's had another stroke unless it was a micro one, but even then he doesn't seem particularly more retarded than usual lately.

You would think that of all the kitchen related things Fatty would have figured out over the years, it would be how to keep bacon grease to use for later... nope. Remember he used to buy tubs of Bacon Up. Speaking of which, he's probably only doing this because he's angy he missed out on the 3 gallon(yes, 3 gallon) bucket of Bacon Up that was sold as a limited offier.

 

[Kosher Salt]

What the fuck?

The fuck?

I've watched enough NileRed videos to tell that Jack didn't accomplish shit with that "experiment". I could see it perhaps doing something if you heated the water enough that it wouldn't start congealing the fat, and then vigorously shook that mixture to increase the contact between the oil and water and the crap/residue might actually come out of it. But you'd also be removing a bunch of stuff that makes bacon fat taste like bacon, like salt and smoke (and Jack's beloved "seasoning"). Just pouring that down the drain. Boiled bacon, anybody?

So... just fucking why? Home-made shelf-stable bacon fat (that probably won't taste as good as the real thing) was not something that we needed in 2024. And if it had been something that we needed, Jack failed at making it, because his technique was shit.

This isn't the 1800s, if you want to save your bacon grease, just pour it straight in a container and store it in the refrigerator, jeez.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Look at this fat retard absolutely seething because he and his fat wife went to Chili’s during their quiet hours and had to wait for a table. Jack probably had to just mess with his smartphone while sitting on his motorized scooter for over 5 minutes.

That face he is making on the selfie though… If I was on the waitstaff I would be tempted to pick up a chair and smash his face with it.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Nothing better than a one-armed retard complaining about other people being "short handed".

 

[Tiresome]

??? I'm not gonna watch the video, cause like others in here, I can't stand his voice, especially now. But Liam Neeson has been known for many years about his violent old man movies, so much so that it's been parodied. Jack's just jealous and probably turned on by Liam.

I mean, Liam Neeson has long been rumored to have the biggest penis in Hollywood, so no wonder Jack will watch literally everything he does.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Falcon Sebben]

This isn't the 1800s, if you want to save your bacon grease, just pour it straight in a container and store it in the refrigerator, jeez.

That's what normal people do. But no Fatty has to pretend like he's SMRT and actually showing us something important.

Look at this fat retard absolutely seething because he and his fat wife went to Chili’s during their quiet hours and had to wait for a table. Jack probably had to just mess with his smartphone while sitting on his motorized scooter for over 5 minutes.

Often times in their off hours there's one person manning the floor and possibly doing double duty at the bar. Of course you're not going to get the best service then.

But no. No people means no service according to this asshole who expects a server to be right there and bringing him food before he even sits down.

 

[Flonominal88]

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Of course he ordered it blue rare