Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Troon_Patrol]

Commies are retards or scumbags. There is no middle ground in the age where the history of the world is at your fingertips.

Imagine believing in something so much you march in the street with pictures of Lenin and then accepting money from an imperialist capitalist for $40,000 in cosmetic surgery. Vladimir Lenin would have personally shot Lucas in the back of the head as Bourgeoisie traitor.



In about 5 years Lucas and Lenin will have the exact same haircut.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Nothing and I mean NOTHING would make me happier than Lucas' current boyfriend kicking him out and he ends up working the "Starbucks job"

Not the version where after being kicked out Queen Clara the eunuch findom has to return to Canada, the tax man comes after Clara for the tax due on the 100K, Clara spegs out and manages to get banned on Twitch/Youtube which causes a further sperg-out that results in further bans, and then appears in front of a Judge who orders the "Starbucks job" to repay the tax man?

Or is the above only happy making if there is an attempt to hook up with Tipster and getting those docs dropped during the tax man arc?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Let's just address the elephant in the room: when Lucas' latest prison gay relationship falls apart and the e-celeb grift has run completely dry, he isn't getting a job. He's going to end up doing the most low-effort, disgusting porn imaginable, and the ensuing depression is probably gonna lead him to OD.

It's the only possible outcome for someone as lazy and worthless as he is.

 

[Oxyjen]

In about 5 years Lucas and Lenin will have the exact same haircut.

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Where will Keffals’s Mausoleum be located though

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Where will Keffals’s Mausoleum be located though

In a trashcan like everything else he has done with his life.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Commies are retards or scumbags. There is no middle ground in the age where the history of the world is at your fingertips.

The Gulag Archipelago aught to be required reading for everyone. Communism is evil at it's very core.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Where will Keffals’s Mausoleum be located though

He's already a mummy...

 

[Balr0g]

Where will Keffals’s Mausoleum be located though

Or rather who will poison the "dear leader of the troonism revolution"?

 

[Oxyjen]

He's already a mummy...

You’re referring to the famed “mommy milkers” I presume.

 

[Punished Neco]

And how is the Communist Fart Queen planning to subsist after saying NO! to the capitalist notions of "work"? Well...

Keffals is acting like the Patreon backers are in the dirt when in actuality, because when Keffals "quit" drama streaming at the start of January and diversified the Patreons into 3 separate entities, this month (April) is the first time the combined Patreon revenue is lower than Decembers when there was only 1 Patreon ($1488 a month from Keffals Patreon alone).

Currently between these 3 Patreons that's $1429 a month.
So for the first 3 months of 2024 Patreon income was actually up.
I'm sure the sub count has taken somewhat of a hit but I recall Keffals not streaming on Twitch for 6+ months and still only being down to 200 subs due to autorenwals, this is before the Twitch sub count was mysteriously hidden in October/November 2023, I wonder why.

Keffals acting like they're still not making probably $2k-2.5k a month due to Patreon and the auto-renewed Subs is pretty rich. Feigning poverty for sympathy.

At the rate the Patreon has been losing backers I'd say we've got 2-3 months before Keffals's holiday ends, because this is all it is in reality.
As much as Keffals says how streaming was terrible for their mental health it's also the only job in the world where you can neglect to do literally anything for 3-6 months and still be able to rely on auto-renewed subs and lingering Patreon backing to coast along on a reasonably sized monthly income. Meanwhile Keffals is acting like they'll be lining up at the Food Bank before long .

 

[The 6th Jester]

Jesus H christ, it's like writing war stories from vets who were there going through this thread. Just...... goddamn. Y'all are heroes.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Keffals acting like they're still not making probably $2k-2.5k a month due to Patreon and the auto-renewed Subs is pretty rich. Feigning poverty for sympathy.

Are those figures in USD or Canadabucks? Either way $2k/mo before taxes/fees is still basically poverty-level in today's world especially living in Europe.

 

[Otm Shank]

 

[AnOminous]

I just cannot fucking wait till someone uploads that picture of Lucas bagging groceries or driving Uber like a regular joe.

He's not even worth it for that job. I hope he has to resort to prostitution, but since he's an utterly fugly piece of shit it would have to be for disgusting perverts even sicker than he is, so he'd get shat on, spat on, beaten, and maimed. I hope he chokes on cocks, gets AIDS, and dies.

 

[Something Awful]

Are those figures in USD or Canadabucks? Either way $2k/mo before taxes/fees is still basically poverty-level in today's world especially living in Europe.

He makes more than that. $2k from Patreon and Twitch subs, plus YouTube subs, plus YouTube ad revenue, plus direct donations. The latter you can see here: https://l1.whitele.af/Keffals chatlog/March 2024/userlogs/Broadcast (probably wanna make sure you're using a VPN if you're gonna click on that, they log IP addresses).

 

[General Kalani]

The only place Lucas belongs in is in an asylum, prison or a zoo. He also should be on a sex offender registry for that catboy ranch shit. Disgusting.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Given Lucas' trajectory and him being a drug-addled retard, I don't think he'd be stable enough to maintain a mundane minimum wage job.

My hope is he ends up destitute and on the streets, still an addict and still poisoning his relationships with everyone around him.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Given Lucas' trajectory and him being a drug-addled retard, I don't think he'd be stable enough to maintain a mundane minimum wage job.

My hope is he ends up destitute and on the streets, still an addict and still poisoning his relationships with everyone around him.

He'll probably get some moron to pick him up and force himself at that poor bastard's home because trans rights and shit, but eventually he'll be forced to jump into someone else's couch after they can't endure the smell anymore.

 

[TyrasGuard]

There is a really effective way to prevent all those documentaries from coming out soon, a thing that trannies often do, only once.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

There is a really effective way to prevent all those documentaries from coming out soon, a thing that trannies often do, only once.

Log out?

Clara you could have found the happiness you claim to want by logging out VS claiming the only way you would be happy is for a web site to cease to be.

Notice also how "dead" your thread was after you logged out for your rehab? Your thread could have the peace of the grave by just logging out.

Clara you want people to tell you to log out.

Log out. Walk away. As your hero Lenin was saying - it's better to not respond and walk away.

Logging out also means as far as you are concerned - this and ALL web sites cease to exist. Become happy. Log out Clara.