Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Slow to the news but i don't see how it took them this long to ban him for "self-harm" when all this nigger does it suicide bait daily If they're finally taking action on him i don't expect him to last a week once he gets back sadly
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God, I really hope his parents have a system in place for when they pass away, so BMJ doesn't directly inherit that house. (if that even is a thing that exists)
He should still be allowed to live in it obviously, but if he were to become its sole owner, he'd sell it and do 50k keno clicks and be homeless in less than a week.
 
God, I really hope his parents have a system in place for when they pass away, so BMJ doesn't directly inherit that house. (if that even is a thing that exists)
He should still be allowed to live in it obviously, but if he were to become its sole owner, he'd sell it and do 50k keno clicks and be homeless in less than a week.
Estate trusts are very much a thing and can be administered in a variety of ways. I've always said Bossmom and Ratdad would have to be retarded to not have one. Given the trouble Ratdad has with a hanging a door, hiring a competent attorney seems well beyond his means. Anyone as not handy as him is usually smart enough to have someone else do their odd jobs and I bet Bossmom gets upset at the thought of keeping anything from her precious baby boy. Who knows if they even have done any end of life planning. I'm willing to bet it's boilerplate and doesn't really help the situation if they have.

I hope the good son immediately engages all of legal options, criminal and civil, asap while Austin is still in the world's longest crack n gamba sesh. No door in the house will be safe when he wakes up with no money, no crack, no bitches, and some rats disguised as sheriff's deputies have served him a lawsuit and protection order that he's missed court dates for. Most likely Austin will be stripping the house for copper before the estate ever leaves probate. Honestly, the worst possible scenario is Austin hooking up with his old buddies and them figuring out that this cowardly retarded drug addict has a house they can use for whatever they want.
 
God, I really hope his parents have a system in place for when they pass away, so BMJ doesn't directly inherit that house. (if that even is a thing that exists)
He should still be allowed to live in it obviously, but if he were to become its sole owner, he'd sell it and do 50k keno clicks and be homeless in less than a week.
In a perfect world, that home would come under non-Bossman ownership but he would be permitted to live there, gambling and raging in his room like always, a modern-day garden hermit (tl;dr rich people used to pay men to live on their estates and act like whimsical fairy-tale hermits for their amusement).
 
As retarded as this guy is, I can respect that he doesn't spend 3 fucking hours rehashing the weekly schedule at the start of every stream dragging his feet the entire time and just gets to gambling. DSP just makes me MATI. BMJ's autistic freakouts are funny.
He has the bad habit of rehashing the same pictures/videos on his IG, showing off the same stuff that he bought once when he was up (yeezes, coins, bong) and telling the same stories over and over while he's waiting for someone to :juice: him. If you cut these stuff and the waiting screen time his streams would be less than five minutes most of the times. Still, I'm here for the whole Bossman experience.
 
I'm amazed by how much money he gets his hands on and how easy and constant it is for him to throw around thousands and tens of thousands of dollars every week despite being so utterly broke.

He needs a handler or a fiance guy or something to just automatically take 20% off the top of all the money he gets in his hands so that it can be hidden from him and put into a savings account he can't take money from. He needs whatever Britney Spears got where her dad just took control.
 
I'm amazed by how much money he gets his hands on and how easy and constant it is for him to throw around thousands and tens of thousands of dollars every week despite being so utterly broke.

He needs a handler or a fiance guy or something to just automatically take 20% off the top of all the money he gets in his hands so that it can be hidden from him and put into a savings account he can't take money from. He needs whatever Britney Spears got where her dad just took control.
Why would he pay someone to take away his gambling and crack money? You need to think critically about this shit.
 
I know the answer's no but I'm honestly amused his parents probably don't charge him any form of rent at all. I wonder what bossmandad says when asked about his kids at work, and if he just brings up the good son and says Austin's doing his thing.
 
I know the answer's no but I'm honestly amused his parents probably don't charge him any form of rent at all. I wonder what bossmandad says when asked about his kids at work, and if he just brings up the good son and says Austin's doing his thing.
Those rats get exactly what they deserve from the Boss, fuckall. Bossmom even juices him a $20 a day allowance for snacks. I doubt Ratdad or Bossmom work or work much. Austin's story is his parents own property that had natural gas discovered on it. They get checks from the gas company for it. Someone busting their ass for a house that nice to get woken up a half dozen times every night by their pos addict son destroying it would not be so chill.
 
I know the answer's no but I'm honestly amused his parents probably don't charge him any form of rent at all. I wonder what bossmandad says when asked about his kids at work, and if he just brings up the good son and says Austin's doing his thing.
I don’t think he works. They have a property that a company found natural gas on and pay them a lot of money for access to it.
 
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Doorbros. Did we ever consider ratdad wasn't actually hanging the hinges with a nail gun? Maybe he just put a fuckton of nails in the frame to use them as a dowel for the proper screws. Wood dowels are for rats and losers. Metal dowels are extra secure for bigger chimpouts.
 
Austin didnt grow up oil money/trust fund rich. Both his parents worked, and are now retired. His mother was a teacher. The property is a hunting cabin up in Pennsylvania that was a family property. When they opened up some frakking in the area they got lucky with a frakking lease. It enabled them to retire early and comfortably in the middle of nowhere. They did not just relocate because of Austin's felony, but were able to get a same size or bigger house for less money to stretch out their retirement.
 
Okay I can finally get around to upload this shit
Joined late and he was gambling following instructions from a juicer I think




Tried to fixed the fucked out of sync driscord audio but I don't do miracles
 
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