Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

She was a barfly willing to do a one night stand with fatrick. Does that answer your question?

Well probably, but maybe she wasn't depressed, just totally lacking dignity?

 

[There She Glows]

This is my favorite ONA text message with Patrick, my ribs explode everytime:

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I wish I knew what the person on the other side of these texts is like. I have always assumed the OnA community tends to run older late forties and fifties and working class, and I'm imagining some grizzled weekend biker who just had his first grandkid calmly typing about "Tommy Two Suck" and "Buckaroo Blowjob Lips" to fatrick while he sits in front of the big sports game or during his shift at the auto shop.

 

[Suspicious Homo]

Was she depressed before or after she married him?

Not sure. I know that she claims to have read his blog post about getting cucked before their first "date." That would be an encouraging read to a woman who felt extremely insecure. All she has to do is not fuck his best friend in front of him and she's a 10.

I wish I knew what the person on the other side of these texts is like. I have always assumed the OnA community tends to run older late forties and fifties and working class, and I'm imagining some grizzled weekend biker who just had his first grandkid calmly typing about "Tommy Two Suck" and "Buckaroo Blowjob Lips" to fatrick while he sits in front of the big sports game or during his shift at the auto shop.

I'm 45 and represent the median age group on the forums. A lot of 80s/90s cultural references. We grew up watching reruns of shows like the Honeymooners or Hogan's Heroes so we have a concept of that time period as a reference. A lot of fans are in their 30s some in their 20s who I assume got into the show through YT. Most prolific posters are from the original subreddit.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Events that should be included, but so far I was too lazy to research their dates (please message me if you know any of 'em):

I will have more dates to DM you later but while digging some up I thought of events that might be worth adding. I thought to post it publicly so others can search if they want.

• Spoiler: EVENTS

  Patrick announces he is writing a fanfiction sequel to A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Earliest mention ITT is December 2021 but it seems like it had already been announced at that point.
  [*]Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki joins the Fat Pack.
  [*]Patrick and Nikki appear on NBC’s Inside Edition. I think this media appearance is important to add because it is nationwide news.
  [*]Maybe the CCTV footage of Patrick's penis getting shown on local TV.
  [*]Patrick gets a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  [*]Patrick gets his first COVID jab.
  [*]Patrick gets reported to the city for violating fence regulations.
  [*]Patrick’s famous twitter PFP is removed for a copyright claim (the first time).
  [*]Date of the famous child pepperoni Craigslist ad.

Happy hunting!

 

[Something Awful]

Rick trying to chat up some pornbot whore. Really gotta work on your pickup lines, bro.



Beer. Brat. Fat. The Rick Tomlinson Story.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Beer. Brat. Fat. The Rick Tomlinson Story.

The bottom left picture is actually an uncensored photo of Nikkki's coochie after Lyndon and the homies are done fumigating it

 

[Piggle Rick]

I saw it was the WI zip code and assumed it was due to being sent to fat, as that is his exact zip code from the front page dawx



I aint of the burger so I dont know the specifics....does that mean the bar code is from the sender?

The front page dawx you referenced needs updating since it still says piggy is 40 years old. He’s more like 44 now. @Caverlock

It had good performances from Hugo Weaving and Joe Pantoliano, the usual Keanu Reeves "acting" where you could replace him with a plank of wood with a face drawn on it, some good CGI for the time, and is otherwise almost entirely disposable, with anything actually good in it just being watered down Phil Dick plagiarism.

Have you seen Hugo Weaving in “The Interview”? I feel like he really showed his stuff there.

 

[whogoesthere]

Well probably, but maybe she wasn't depressed, just totally lacking dignity?

She is just Pat, but a woman. Boring, arrogant, cunt faced female version of Fatular S. Tominsarse.

Her only advantage over Fat is she appears to be able to contain herself enough to avoid having pests harass her directly. Remember, not indirectly, because she married the fat fucking loser and got some of the shrapnel through marriage.

She is Pat +1. Its not much, but it is something.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I_H8_BLACK_PPL still roams free

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Rick trying to chat up some pornbot whore. Really gotta work on your pickup lines, bro.

least creepy male feminist. Really how fucking disrespectful to his pillhead wife that is no wonder ade never loved him.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I_H8_BLACK_PPL still roams free

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White savior Pat is worst Pat. Look everyone! I’m protecting the dindus, I’m the superior specimen of white man and I expect all white men to model themselves after meee, now all you niggers fall to my feet and tell me I’m one of the good ones. Changing the world with his Twitter indeed.

 

[luigismanslave]

White savior Pat is worst Pat. Look everyone! I’m protecting the dindus, I’m the superior specimen of white man and I expect all white men to model themselves after meee, now all you niggers fall to my feet and tell me I’m one of the good ones. Changing the world with his Twitter indeed.

he's just building up to the day he can invite the niggas over for a george floyd day party and obtain pepperoni ingredients for years

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

The Lappening is the only thing that almost makes me sorry for Pat, it is an absolutely horrific photo. The way that they are both just sitting there and leering at him. But he is just standing there and accepting it which makes him look cowardly.

Pat got together with Niki on the 11th September 2011. I think that the Lappening was early 2011. Nice way to tell everyone your wife is easy, stupid.

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Edit: Why does he say 11 years to the night, and also talk about entering the second decade? Can this FFwBT count to 10?

Why the fuck would you admit that you met your wife during a one night stand? You would think a habitual liar like Fatrick would come up with a fake story like they met a book store or con. Then it seems like you have something in common. Marrying the rebound frump you pumped drinks into a Hooligans isn't a point of pride. I guess the thing they have in common is they are losers with low self esteem and substance problems.

He’s more like 44 now

That's what no sunlight, no exercise, and impotently rage pigging on your phone all day does to a nigga. Dude looks like he's pushing 60.

 

[Maude Snew]

She is just Pat, but a woman. Boring, arrogant, cunt faced female version of Fatular S. Tominsarse.

Her only advantage over Fat is she appears to be able to contain herself enough to avoid having pests harass her directly. Remember, not indirectly, because she married the fat fucking loser and got some of the shrapnel through marriage.

She is Pat +1. Its not much, but it is something.

She's just one of his chins that gained very, very limited sentience and broke off of his body and caught Herpes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jesus Christ, just write your last name in cursive.

It's difficult to write with the fat ham hocks he calls hands.

I’m the superior specimen of white man and I expect all white men to model themselves after meee, now all you niggers fall to my feet and tell me I’m one of the good ones.

"You niggers will worship me as a god! And as your new god, I demand a daily sacrifice of your firstborn sons! Or second born! Heck, just give me your sons daily!"

 

[Divine right to rule]

I_H8_BLACK_PPL still roams free

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Patrick being dazed and confused that hating groups of people is allowed in a country with free speech.
Also Pat: Hates christians, conservatives, Trump supporters, non Trump supporters, pro lifers, Russians, nazis, traitors (?), pacifists, "fascists", people making fun of him, cops, border security, moderates and people who dislike disney star wars.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Patrick being dazed and confused that hating groups of people is allowed in a country with free speech.
Also Pat: Hates christians, conservatives, Trump supporters, non Trump supporters, pro lifers, Russians, nazis, traitors (?), pacifists, "fascists", people making fun of him, cops, border security, moderates and people who dislike disney star wars.

To your point, is there a group of people that Pat doesn't hate? Other than SFWA pedophiles, anyway.

 

[MilkThePig]

Daily reminder that Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin. Doesn't even scoop it out with his hands either; just jams his snout right into the tin and devours it like some kind of deranged farm animal.

I know this is disturbing to learn but you have my word that this is 100% confirmed.

 

[Judge Holden]

Typo Tomlinson strikes again

 

[Maude Snew]

To your point, is there a group of people that Pat doesn't hate? Other than SFWA pedophiles, anyway.

John Walker Flynt AKA Brianna Wu and his gay husband. Think that's pretty much it though.