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Pus, sweat, and rotten meat.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I think I may have permanent brain damage from this thread. I recently got a book with the word "wedge" in the title and all I can think of is the Trancher of the same name. Stare into the amhole too long, and the amhole stares into you.
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I can't look at llamas or alpacas anymore. They are extremely popular for textile patterns rn, and every time I think, hey, while I'm here at the store, maybe I'll look for a proper pair of pyjamas instead of that old tshirt I usually sleep in, the second I step into the sleepwear section it's alpacas, alpacas, alpacas. It is not conducive to a pleasant shopping experience, let alone sleep. So I still don't have any pyjamas. It's unsettling.
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It's really not fair that the ghosts of the Tranch alpacas are haunting US, but I guess that's what happens when the people they should haunt have no souls.
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They are latching onto our souls in the hope we avenge them.
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Alpacas are the thetans of kiwi farmers.
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Kevin is still coping and seething about his tit job.
But I will say this: they look better than Jen’s by a country mile, even if that’s partly down to the lighting. And provided you can’t see the scars.
He hasn’t posted a selfie for a few months, I think this is the most recent
Topics of discussion have been toys and games, including the game “scarlet maiden” which seems wholesome:
That’s about it for this Kevin update, he’s due in for voice surgery or training or something next week so remember to check back then.
But I will say this: they look better than Jen’s by a country mile, even if that’s partly down to the lighting. And provided you can’t see the scars.
He hasn’t posted a selfie for a few months, I think this is the most recent
Topics of discussion have been toys and games, including the game “scarlet maiden” which seems wholesome:
That’s about it for this Kevin update, he’s due in for voice surgery or training or something next week so remember to check back then.
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So let me get this straight. Kevin got the implants that his surgeon just couldn't get rid of any other way. The ones that had been rejected by anyone who had a genuine choice in the matter. The ones that were getting close to their expiry date and would otherwise have ended up in the bin. No wonder they look so damned freaky. Does he realise how much of a walking medical experiment he has become.
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Seven years of troonshine and not even a blind person would mistake him for a woman.
Between discount bin moobs and a Frankengina made out of zombie flesh, this retard is Dr. Mengele's dream patient.
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I wonder if blind people can identify Troons by scent?
I am certain that they can always tell the Kermit voice as being a troon rather than a woman, but there has got to be a distinctive musk given off by artificial hormones and the effect on a body taking them.
Plus the stench of fish from pooners, and the stench of death from amholes.
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I know Kevin's official stance is that everyone should have free body mod surgery paid for by daddy gooberment (remember, pro trans human and wants everyone to have 100,000$ a year) but at the same time it's hard not to tell him to do a flip. So do a normal flip from the ground floor and end up on your back in pain, Kathryn. Fuck you. No further special treatment for you.
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I think Kevin is probably misremembering and paraphrasing his surgeon a lot here.
While I'm sure a Medicaid titjob specialist is fairly cavalier in his speech, it was probably something more along the lines of "trans surgery is covered when it's with the aim of providing a natural feminine appearance; these are the normal sizes and here's what I would recommend for a woman of your size."
I don't work in insurance, but I suspect the melon-sized implants get flagged by serial number for manual review. You don't see a lot of cancer ladies size up to watermelons for their reconstruction.
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Review please. Do you think Null would do a playthrough for us?
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I can't wait for some candid photos of Kevin to surface now that he has those ridiculous chest tumors. In pretty much every photo he's shared he has very meticulously contorted his torso to make them look as normal as possible. He throws his shoulders back and juts out his ribs, all while also using his left arm to kinda sorta wrangle that one that's headed in a different direction. I bet him standing around, slouching, looks even funnier than they already do.
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Kevin coping and seething about his hilariously bad bolt-ons will never not be funny. The added seething because other AGPs got to choose the watermelon special makes it all better. I would imagine these other troons probably paid for theirs out of pocket. Kevin tends to forget that government funded hack job doctors don't give a fuck, they're nearly impossible to sue. They get to cash your government check and tell you to pound sand. Maybe you should have saved some of that inheritance money instead of wasting it in toys, Kevvie.Kevin is still coping and seething about his tit job.
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The only thing for the doctor to do after the shame of this joke being on him is to commit sudoku. I can't believe these dumb fash are still trying to get one over on Kevin considering his unstoppable winning streak.Kevin is still coping and seething about his tit job.
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It's hilarious. This fucking moron, after years of surgeries and shots of troonshine, looks even MORE like a man than he was originally. He's had corpse flesh grafted into him. He's still a man. No matter what he does, everything he does just makes him look like even more of a man. Lmao. Imagine being as pathetic as this obvious MAN.
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Considering how far up his hairline looks in that, I just wonder if it's sped up in the last few months and that's why he's not posting selfies as often? He's at that age when hairloss can't go at a fairly rapid pace.
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@Jaimas, play the terrible game.