Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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CyraxxHater9000 said:
for the past 2 years I've been watching cyraxx. consuming his retardation.

He is genuinely the most retarded person ive ever met

i HAVE to contact him, he so entertaining. I have to troll him. i have to experience this amount of pure stupidity first hand

i know what im getting myself into

PLEASE does anyone have any way to contact him?

phone number disocrd anything
Hes genuinely the most retarded person ive ever met
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sure, here's his info
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I hate April fool jokes
But I hate late April fool jokes even more
 
Belisarius Cawl said:
I know this is a re-upload but out of all the goblin projection I've seen this one is really up there

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Funny thing is, is I don't think he ever got a serious ass whooping. Sally was terrified of breaking his paper bones, and Gordon didn't care. I don't believe physical punishment is good for children, because it models the wrong behaviour for kids. But, he should have been beat. I don't think he learns through anything other than physical punishment.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Funny thing is, is I don't think he ever got a serious ass whooping. Sally was terrified of breaking his paper bones, and Gordon didn't care. I don't believe physical punishment is good for children, because it models the wrong behaviour for kids. But, he should have been beat. I don't think he learns through anything other than physical punishment.
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Look I know Elon Musk is a charlatan but if Neuralink ever becomes a reality, Cyraxx should be an early recipient, set up so that it administers a painful shock to his diseased pepperoni-pleaser whenever he says "trust me when I say this"
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
I hope somebody one day convince Cyraxx to do the iconic Gwimbly dance

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It's funny, I've been watching old Heather-era stuff, and there's one consistent problem that's largely unnoticed: people paying him to dance, and then him complaining about it.

Like yeah, there's the normal Raxx problems he has, like cheating on his GFs, claiming he was hacked, raging, crying, and then moving on...
but always gets paid to dance, too
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
Had Cyraxx wore his necklace to the fight.
Marty should've gotten hold of it as Cyraxx flee
and we could possibly have a Cyraxxchu saga

"I Got hold of your Medallion Cyraxx."

"With it, I am the TRUE king of Akron and the Drift King"

and Cyraxx start obsessing over it.
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He would've done exactly what Chris did & immediately claim some other dumbass trinket of his as the true mark of the King of Akron as he takes another hit of the copium tank he needs to inflate his shriveled little lung.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It's funny, I've been watching old Heather-era stuff, and there's one consistent problem that's largely unnoticed: people paying him to dance, and then him complaining about it.

Like yeah, there's the normal Raxx problems he has, like cheating on his GFs, claiming he was hacked, raging, crying, and then moving on...
but always gets paid to dance, too
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Cyraxx dancing for money would be as lucrative as kingcobrajfs making juans on etsy, good thing the goblin is retarded
 
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anliteralidiot said:
blah blah he controls us, he's not posting any videos
he's keeping it down, because he posted this at midnight lol
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This little shit legitimately loses sleep over this bullshit lmao,
I can’t understand him he wants to have a peaceful life but he continues to antagonize people.
Granted he’s pretty much fucked for the rest of his life people all over Akron knows what he did,
But even then if that wasn’t a factor very single fucking time he begs someone to stop fucking with him he insults them and calls them slurs.
And he just begs for more people to fuck with him.
The cycle never ends
 
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anliteralidiot said:
blah blah he controls us, he's not posting any videos
he's keeping it down, because he posted this at midnight lol
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It's deeply interesting how he goes on these long winded rants about not feeding his trolls and at any point the content gravy train stops the second he does. And what's surprising is he is right but I don't think he knows it. He's just so fucking retarded it's like watching a fictional character that went insane have a moment of lucidity before falling back into it. The truth is right there but beyond his comprehension.

It's obvious he is repeating the same speech about this every other day from some source. But it's a hollow repetition at best. It's funny as it is a little tragic. He really is stuck in some kind of Goblin Truman Show.
 
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Man the boy’s fuming today maybe Ed called him out or something it’s been a weekend of just rage and cope
 
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Artaius said:
It's deeply interesting how he goes on these long winded rants about not feeding his trolls and at any point the content gravy train stops the second he does. And what's surprising is he is right but I don't think he knows it. He's just so fucking retarded it's like watching a fictional character that went insane have a moment of lucidity before falling back into it. The truth is right there but beyond his comprehension.

It's obvious he is repeating the same speech about this every other day from some source. But it's a hollow repetition at best. It's funny as it is a little tragic. He really is stuck in some kind of Goblin Truman Show.
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He's also been espousing this same belief for years. I'm not joking, even before he hadn't blown up as a cow he was saying this kind of a thing. He's always had this overblown idea of himself.

Side note, but, from watching the stuff on Jayne Nicole's channel, I've learn that the rapper that knew him (PFV?) has opened for Machine Gun Kelly. How many rappers know him at this point lol
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's also been espousing this same belief for years. I'm not joking, even before he hadn't blown up as a cow he was saying this kind of a thing. He's always had this overblown idea of himself.

Side note, but, from watching the stuff on Jayne Nicole's channel, I've learn that the rapper that knew him (PFV?) has opened for Machine Gun Kelly. How many rappers know him at this point lol
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I think it’s Danny brown on his show he shows cyrax from time to time so I know that jpegmafia knows about him and a few assorted celebrities so the little goblin man is getting a in on the music biz for all the wrong reasons
 
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