Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Angry New Ager]

Isn't the apartment they have for a family? They said that right.. so.. shouldn't that mean that Salah has to leave and find his own place?

My understanding is that as long as Salah is a married man, and doesn't create any trouble with other residents in the building, he can remain in a "family" building, even without Chantal being there. "I'm still married; my wife has gone back to Canada on an extended visit, but she will return," is enough to keep him there.

Were he to divorce her, without a second wife already lined up and ready to move in, he'd have to move back into bachelor housing, which isn't so nice, especially for a Syrian with shaky residency status and no career. The place he was living in when Chantal first arrived was the human equivalent of the hamster's too-small cage.

Being married to Chantal has not only given him the financial means to live in a better apartment, but it's also boosted his social status within Kuwaiti society and given him the right to live in a better apartment in the first place. Even if she can't get him into Canada, marriage to Chantal has greatly improved his standard of living in Kuwait, and even if he now has to get a job to pay for the luxury seaside fartbox, it's still worth it to him to remain married to her as long as he possibly can.

 

[Pootayne]

Bottle bidet was my first thought too, but she was talking about installing, so it might be something like this:

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https://bidetdouche.nl/en/collections/travel-bidet/products/travel-bidet-hello?variant=42293306917024

What is it about this woman that no matter what arc we are in (I’ve followed since bibi) her asshole and what spews from it is it weirdly in or close to center stage?

If you think Sjam was her perfect match go look up the poopsquatch’s thread.

 

[McGoo]

In her live yesterday she said it was an impulsive act to move back to Canada, but also coincided with the strike on her channel.

And yet she somehow has a doctor's appointment on April 14th. That would require quite a bit of lead time to get that - not just a few days.

 

[Unqualified_Success]

Bidet - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

If Chantal was in her TMI phase, we’d be hearing about how great her bidet is.

Wait ten minutes.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Guess she's going to have to tolerate having a lovely home cooked meal with schmee. (I do believe she's staying with her, she stayed with her mum last December, I think the comment about not having a stove was just her trying to excuse/lie for having takeout).

I can Smee just pushing her out of the house and tolerating the fast food so Chantal does not fuck up the kitchen. Chantal doesn't clean up after herself while living with a boyfriend and living by herself, why would she care about her mother's personal belongings and personal space? So she's right to say she doesn't have free access to a stove/oven/kitchen.

And yet she somehow has a doctor's appointment on April 14th. That would require quite a bit of lead time to get that - not just a few days.

I think she had this planned for a while and actually did it. I think being struck worked out in her favor this time. Chantal is not that sneaky, she does not move in silence unless she's forced to.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Cornwall is forecast to get 6-12 inches of snow over the next two days. Not sure how much streaming Chantal can realistically do in these conditions from her old Kia.

Avatar stream possibly?

 

[I call shenanigans]

And yet she somehow has a doctor's appointment on April 14th. That would require quite a bit of lead time to get that - not just a few days.

Haven’t watched the latest stream but I’m pretty sure she said yesterday that it’s a therapy appointment. She also mentioned that when she was still in Kuwait. It’s likely a remote (phone/zoom) appointment, if it exists at all, with an outlet like Better Help.

I also think it’s likely that all the new clothes weren’t purchased in the last two days. It’s quite likely they were the clothes she ordered last trip and Schmee didn’t return them after Chantal raced back to scatman. It can be expensive to return stuff purchased online, and finding her size in store can be difficult and expensive. She likely purchased them online last visit.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Avatar stream possibly?

I don't think she can have the avatar thingy without Salahs laptop running Streamyard? Streamsomething??
Then again, I are boomer so probably talking out my ass.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Bidet - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

If Chantal was in her TMI phase, we’d be hearing about how great her bidet is.

That's assuming Chantal actually uses a bidet, which I doubt. She rarely washes her hands, much less her ass. She could have installed a cheap bidet in the Villa years ago, but she never did. According to her, the feces just gets "reabsorbed," No need to wipe or wash.

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

For posterity:
Chin’s Penningtons cardigan/top combo from today‘s livestream cost Schmee ~$39.18 USD/$52.90 CAN**
They both are sold in sizes up to 6X
** (though at these prices it might actually be cheaper to just go with a few Walmart tents)

 

[peach tea]

Hell yeah! We’re back to the same boring shit everyone was complaining about before she went to Kuwait! Awesome! This content definitely won’t be stale within 2 weeks.

Watching Chantal eat in her car instead of watching her eat in the Kuwait fartbox? We’re so back!

Literally the only thing I’m holding out for at this point is a total mental health crash and that’s being optimistic. If I don’t see some Nader 2.0 behavior within the next 6 months, I’m gonna have to tap out.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Imagine spending your whole life worrying about what your image is on social media. I'm reminded of when she put heavily filtered images of herself on IG with one of her sock accounts posting "So beautiful." An inauthentic life isn't much of a life.

I mean her fantasy life/image online is way more important and better than her actual life, so it’s not that surprising.

I took my vomit pills and endured the welcome back feeding frenzy, just this once , if you listen carefully I think she has already given herself away . A mention of hating the travel but had to do it and also saying that she was heartbroken at HAVING to leave them all .
Maybe I am reading too much into it but you can bet that any reasons she gives about turning up suddenly in Canada will be lies anyway.
Time will tell but for the moment we have to read between the lines and she always makes mistakes and tells on herself.

No more pigging out at the trough fests for me . I need to wash my brain out with bleach again now.
Fat fuck is never satisfied with a meal for 4 .

She was miserable in Kuwait and trapped in the fart box all day dependent on Salad’s goodwill to go do anything. She couldn’t even hop in her car to go on a fast food binge without him driving her.

She desperately wants a man in her life, but she was settling for play acting with some weirdo in Kuwait whose patience and attention was rapidly dwindling. Being alone in the fart box the majority of the time made her miserable but she couldn’t force Salad to stay home with her.

Salad is still hoping he can turn Gunt into a greencard so he will remain a good boy and doting husband online. He will play along with whatever Chantal wants to keep the Canadian dream alive. It will be a lot easier for him to only have to do it online instead of dealing with her in person.

Chantal is angry Salad didn’t actually want her there and wouldn’t be her doting lover boy 24:7.

Chantal wanted Bibi 2.0. A BiBi upgrade to a lighter skin, younger boyfriend. She likes the security blanket and leverage of a man relying on her for access to a first world country, but didn’t anticipate the difficulties of getting one off the plane into Canada.

She will probably keep pretending Sakad and her are couple but she is angry and pissed at him. She’d like to kick him to the curb but needs a replacement first. If she somehow manages to find an another third world immigrant already in Canada that takes an interest in her, Salad will be cast out and spit roasted.

 

[Random Internet Person]

! This content definitely won’t be stale within 2 weeks.

I feel like that can be the tagline for the thread these days. Man Chantal has fallen off.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Chantal said today that she can't lie on her back to watch a movie because her gunt blocks her view of the screen.

It seems obvious now given we know Peetz had to put her socks on for her. But imagine just being so accustomed to not being able to do normal things like WATCHING TV without your fatness getting in the way.

And then laughing about it! Wild.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

Damn I wish she gets back to Canada for one last magical, unhinged beez into the sunset before she just gives up.

Fantastic, and for my next wish, please have her take off her plaything-hijab (not literally but metaphorically unless she stops being so fat and lazy and has something actually underneath it).

So if Canada is actually "permanent", what makes her forget Islam this time? Is it another huge thing like Salad wanting to shit on other women or something mundane like not hearing from him for a day? Since he's never coming to Canada and Chantal has only so much income (and physicality) to keep taking cross continent flights, there's no way they keep this up, right?

At the very least, we hopefully get some Emergen-Beez as her body shuts down.

Also, when's the last time she's worn glasses to drive? And does Peetz value the old couple's sex attic more than screwing his credit over yet again to tie himself to the guntess's (the only non-family member he knows) rent plans? (There's literally no one else)

I am way to excited for something to actually happen after literal years of nothing (besides the excrement-ingly terrible cheating ark)

 

[The Judean People's Front]

man relying on her for access to a first world country

Bibi wasn't relying on her for a green card.

 

[Billie Ross]

Bibi wasn't relying on her for a green card.

There's no proof Bibi didn't use their relationship to help him upgrade his student Visa.
There's no proof of him having University degree of any sorts, only that he works as security and when they met he was an English "student".
Gunt's friend threatened calling immigration on Bibi once and GUNT flipped and threatened calling Child protection on her.
Only word we have of Bibi no using her for residency is herself... and GUNT LIES.
Bibi stayed with her to upgrade his student Visa (common law partner) till he got his citizenship (5 years) and I'll die on that hill unless you show me his passport or an "University's degree".
Gunt's word saying he didn't used her means shit.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Chantal said today that she can't lie on her back to watch a movie because her gunt blocks her view of the screen.

It seems obvious now given we know Peetz had to put her socks on for her. But imagine just being so accustomed to not being able to do normal things like WATCHING TV without your fatness getting in the way.

And then laughing about it! Wild.

She really sees no issue with being the closest to being a real life Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs?

 

[I call shenanigans]

And does Peetz value the old couple's sex attic more than screwing his credit over yet again to tie himself to the guntess's (the only non-family member he knows) rent plans?

He’ll move back in with Gunt in a heartbeat, and has said as much when asked. He hates his current rooming arrangement and would agree to anything to move out into his own place…except it will only be his on the lease…it’ll be Gunt’s place.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

There's no proof Bibi didn't use their relationship to help him upgrade his student Visa.
There's no proof of him having University degree of any sorts, only that he works as security and when they met he was an English "student".
Gunt's friend threatened calling immigration on Bibi once and GUNT flipped and threatened calling Child protection on her.
Only word we have of Bibi no using her for residency is herself... and GUNT LIES.
Bibi stayed with her to upgrade his student Visa (common law partner) till he got his citizenship (5 years) and I'll die on that hill unless you show me his passport or an "University's degree".
Gunt's word saying he didn't used her means shit.
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Interesting. Fair points. I'd never seen this theorized before. That said, an English major BA working as a security guard tracks. Them's a dime a dozen.