Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[Andoxico]

The "current" info in OP is 3 years old and no one is going to skim 600+ pages of autistic kiwi-babble. I'm also not a medical expert so idk if this particular tard baby has a chance of improving at least to the point where they can communicate with basic gestures or could at least draw or something.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

The "current" info in OP is 3 years old and no one is going to skim 600+ pages of autistic kiwi-babble. I'm also not a medical expert so idk if this particular tard baby has a chance of improving at least to the point where they can communicate with basic gestures or could at least draw or something.

Luna won't be improving.

Poor little spud.

 

[VisceraNexus]

no one is going to skim 600+ pages of autistic kiwi-babble.

We all do that, this is basically a "gossip forum", we read the gossip. You can skim by just reading the highlights if it makes it easier for you, but seriously lurk more.

 

[Naenia Ness]

The "current" info in OP is 3 years old and no one is going to skim 600+ pages of autistic kiwi-babble. I'm also not a medical expert so idk if this particular tard baby has a chance of improving at least to the point where they can communicate with basic gestures or could at least draw or something.

As someone that actually has read 600+ pages of autustic kiwi-babble, this thread has one of the most in depth and extensive OPs to ever grace the farms, and despite it being 3 years old still holds an absolute abundance of very much still relevant information.

There have been plenty of medfags throughout the thread who have over and over again laid out pretty clearly what Luna's condition entails. I'm not even talking like this was 100 pages back, these kinds of posts happen maybe every 2-3 pages or so, sometimes more depending on what Globyn have decided to show us.

I kinda understand asking if Luna is dead yet, fair enough as she's somehow managed to chug along way after her natural expiry date.

But anything else jfc dude just read the OP and/or skim the highlights.

 

[Andoxico]

just read the OP and/or skim the highlights

The OP is great but it doesn't explain what her condition means long term and admittedly I didn't know the highlight jumping was a thing (yea newfag whatever) but now I know because I asked

 

[Blanche]

I'm thinking about this baby too much. I really hope she doesn't potato this one, those sweeties don't deserve this.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The OP is great but it doesn't explain what her condition means long term and admittedly I didn't know the highlight jumping was a thing (yea newfag whatever) but now I know because I asked

Reason its not updated is I cannot update it since null changed the edit length and I've maxxed out character limit on the main OP.

Figure I'll do an update post to link to after baby 3 is born.

 

[Girahira]

The OP is great but it doesn't explain what her condition means long term

if you can’t tell what it means long term from the fact Luna looks like she‘s gotten stuck in the hydraulic press called Robyn’s vagina, theres no TLDR that’ll help you

 

[ATI Escapee]

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I remember as a little kid being picked up by the underarms the way the lady does to Luna in her torture physical therapy sessions, and once or twice briefly is okay but that shit always hurt bad if done over and over or for prolonged periods I later found out I have some minor joint/tendon issues that require me to now stay on top of a pretty tame pt routine to keep my shoulders, hips, etc from getting too lose and popping out of place constantly. The small physical upkeep I do helps tremendously. I cant imagine Luna having any strength in her tendons and ligaments at all in order to prevent her shoulders being pulled apart from the weight of her body vs the pupeteering via her arms. Gosh it just looks cruel.

Edit. I also am predicting that by some insane coincidence, Robyn will give birth on April 8th, the day of the solar eclipse here in the States (unsure if eclipse will hit other nations). That will make her triple down on her belief in her crystals and her Healy or whatever she is on now. If she knew about the eclispe or was better at planning things, I bet in an alternate timeline she would travel to stay at a woo birthing center in the path of totality and try really hard to birth her kid(s) in the back yard in a Walmart kiddie pool, under the blacked out sun for some sort of Celestial Alignment Soul Journey thing so she could ascend as the true Mother Earth or something

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The "current" info in OP is 3 years old and no one is going to skim 600+ pages of autistic kiwi-babble. I'm also not a medical expert so idk if this particular tard baby has a chance of improving at least to the point where they can communicate with basic gestures or could at least draw or something.

Have you seen any of the photos in this thread? Does Luna look like she "could at least draw or something"? I guess to you she must seem like quite an intellect, but to answer your inane questions, she's a vegetable with no chance of meaningful recovery. Hopefully now, armed with that crucial information, you can actually read the fucking thread.

Seriously, where are all of the shit newfags coming from? Has someone checked for any holes in the foundation that might be letting these vermin in? They're tainting the Beauty Parlor Experience.

I remember as a little kid being picked up by the underarms the way the lady does to Luna in her torture physical therapy sessions, and once or twice briefly is okay but that shit always hurt bad if done over and over or for prolonged periods I later found out I have some minor joint/tendon issues that require me to now stay on top of a pretty tame pt routine to keep my shoulders, hips, etc from getting too lose and popping out of place constantly. The small physical upkeep I do helps tremendously. I cant imagine Luna having any strength in her tendons and ligaments at all in order to prevent her shoulders being pulled apart from the weight of her body vs the pupeteering via her arms. Gosh it just looks cruel.

Edit. I also am predicting that by some insane coincidence, Robyn will give birth on April 8th, the day of the solar eclipse here in the States (unsure if eclipse will hit other nations). That will make her triple down on her beloef in her crystals and her Healy or whatever she is on now. If she knew about the eclispe or was better at planning things, I bet in an alternate timeline she would travel to stay at a woo birthing center in the path of totality and try really hard to birth her kid(s) in the back yard in a Walmart kiddie pool, under the blacked out sun for some sort of Celestial Alignment Soul Journey thing so she could ascend as the true Mother Earth or something

Actually, with how high the tone in her arms and hands appears to be, Luna could probably crush a 1970s Buick land yacht into a tidy little cube.

(It's also safer to pick up small children under the armpits than it is to grab them by the hands. Kids' elbows are prone to dislocating that way.)

Edit: I hadn't even thought about the solar eclipse, good point. That's exactly the kind of thing Robyn would imbue with all kinds of insufferable woo meaning.

 

[ATI Escapee]

@Thomas Eugene Paris not sure why reply button is unclickable abut anyway thats a good thought about the tone in her arms and hands so I hope youre right and it isnt a big deal to handle Luna under the arms like that. Either way she probably doesnt feel it, it just looks so wrong. I dont have many kids in my life but when they are around and I pick them up I usually kneel have them grab my neck and I kinda do a butt scoop thing with one arm and the other around their back and they hook their legs around me. I am paranoid of hurting their little arms lol.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Yeah now you've pointed it out, it does look weird. I pick up my cat like that sometimes, but it's a totally different shape from a human child.

 

[Kosher Salt]

idk if this particular tard baby has a chance of improving at least to the point where they can communicate with basic gestures or could at least draw or something.

Her brain is riddled with rotting holes. It's effectively swiss cheese. There's just enough up there to keep her body on life support.

 

[Ms. Marple]

I remember as a little kid being picked up by the underarms the way the lady does to Luna in her torture physical therapy sessions, and once or twice briefly is okay but that shit always hurt bad if done over and over or for prolonged periods I later found out I have some minor joint/tendon issues that require me to now stay on top of a pretty tame pt routine to keep my shoulders, hips, etc from getting too lose and popping out of place constantly. The small physical upkeep I do helps tremendously. I cant imagine Luna having any strength in her tendons and ligaments at all in order to prevent her shoulders being pulled apart from the weight of her body vs the pupeteering via her arms. Gosh it just looks cruel.

Edit. I also am predicting that by some insane coincidence, Robyn will give birth on April 8th, the day of the solar eclipse here in the States (unsure if eclipse will hit other nations). That will make her triple down on her belief in her crystals and her Healy or whatever she is on now. If she knew about the eclispe or was better at planning things, I bet in an alternate timeline she would travel to stay at a woo birthing center in the path of totality and try really hard to birth her kid(s) in the back yard in a Walmart kiddie pool, under the blacked out sun for some sort of Celestial Alignment Soul Journey thing so she could ascend as the true Mother Earth or something

 

[Goatchoker]

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I hope it’s before noon on the 7th so she can’t be weird about it.

 

[Ms. Marple]

I hopes it’s before noon on the 7th so she can’t be weird about it.

She’s so predictable it’s sad.

 

[Breadbear]

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Well, that answers that. Also due date in quotes. Fuck off.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

The OP is great but it doesn't explain what her condition means long term and admittedly I didn't know the highlight jumping was a thing (yea newfag whatever) but now I know because I asked

You can get about 60-70% of the knowledge on this thread by reading OP, and then after that, reading the first 170 pages of the thread and then highlighting the rest.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ok, but think of the insane name she'll choose because of the eclipse if it's the same day (or even give or take, she won't care)?

You guys, if it's a boy, we might get our Helios (or Healyos lol) since Luna was cooter-crushed on a lunar eclipse. I wonder what sun-themed name she'll give a girl?

Lian/leann is supposedly a Greek name meaning "sun girl." But it sounds too prosaic to me for Globyn to choose it. Maybe Estella since the sun is our star, but I also don't count on Globyn to know/understand that.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Ok, but think of the insane name she'll choose because of the eclipse if it's the same day (or even give or take, she won't care)?

Phoebe? Selena? For either sex!

Once, my bureau had to interview for grad school-level interns. One candidate was writing a dissertation strictly so they could go back to the doctors who wronged them, and shove the results in their faces. PS- Their hypothesis was WRONG.

I wondered who would spend 7 years of their lives to do that. But Robyn, she's willing to gamble her children's 80 years of life (and 45 of hers) to prove allopathic medicine wrong. Which is infinitely worse.

Can't wait to see the results!