Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Matching pfps... new galpal for chibi? :heart-full:

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The only people I’ve ever seen with matching Hazbin Hotel avatars are literal teenagers on Twitter. We’re talking 14-16 year olds. Chibi is what, 30?

Maybe that’s an indication of how old the new gal-pal/catfish is claiming to be.
You be the judge. (Chibi is 33 now, turning 34 in July)

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You be the judge. (Chibi is 33 now, turning 34 in July)

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You didn't even post the best part

She's a They/them girl with pansexual flag in bio, female mental illness personified
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Transcription in normal human language:
Mutual with Adam
They/Them
Next con: GRCC
Pink heart, Yellow heart, Blue heart (Pansexual flag)
 
US JET applicants have begun receiving notification of their placement by the Japanese embassy's, its d-day for Cheebs teaching aspirations (or tomorrow, bureaucracy is slow). To elaborate on the lingo, Cheebs is looking for the word 'shortlist', meaning he got in and will receive a formal offer later in may, he could also be an 'alternate' meaning he is a second choice if a person on the shortlist decides to decline the formal offer later, and last he could also just be rejected (JET describes it as 'Unsuccessful Candidates' lol), which he will also know by e-mail.
Ganbatte chibi-kun.
 
US JET applicants have begun receiving notification of their placement by the Japanese embassy's, its d-day for Cheebs teaching aspirations (or tomorrow, bureaucracy is slow). To elaborate on the lingo, Cheebs is looking for the word 'shortlist', meaning he got in and will receive a formal offer later in may, he could also be an 'alternate' meaning he is a second choice if a person on the shortlist decides to decline the formal offer later, and last he could also just be rejected (JET describes it as 'Unsuccessful Candidates' lol), which he will also know by e-mail.
Ganbatte chibi-kun.
We all know exactly where this is going. Either he gets accepted (fat fucking chance) and comes to the cruel realization after working in the sticks for pennies with people that can't stand him, that Glorious Nippon isn't anything like his coombrained shojo manga expectations, losing his cushy coddled sales job in the process, or just gets rejected. The Chibi cycle continues either way. As shitty and deserving as he is, I hope it's the latter. Most cows would dream of the financial security and coddled life he has right now, the milk would be rich but his life would get real fucking sad real fucking quick if he threw away everything he's got right now only to fail in Japan.
 
We all know exactly where this is going. Either he gets accepted (fat fucking chance) and comes to the cruel realization after working in the sticks for pennies with people that can't stand him, that Glorious Nippon isn't anything like his coombrained shojo manga expectations, losing his cushy coddled sales job in the process, or just gets rejected. The Chibi cycle continues either way. As shitty and deserving as he is, I hope it's the latter. Most cows would dream of the financial security and coddled life he has right now, the milk would be rich but his life would get real fucking sad real fucking quick if he threw away everything he's got right now only to fail in Japan.
Oh no. I want him to go to Japan and teach in some bargain basement Eikaiwa in some buttfuck inaka area where he's the only foreigner and slowly have it grind him down. Then come back a broken man, dump his fascination with Japan, anime and video games and become a productive member of society.

Actually I just want him to come back broken because it would be funnier that way.
 
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