Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

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Nice fake Rolex, stupid. Must go well with your Adibas tracksuit. Not that actually having rich parents who would buy you a real Rolex would make you any less of a basic bitch.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
That's a pretty bad fake too, the typeface for "yacht-master" is all fucked up:

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Not to mention it is just a fuck-ugly watch. Rolex actually makes women's watches that aren't gaudy and stupidly overpriced.
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You see it is shit like this coupled with her accent that convinces me that Elaine isn't actually from money. First of all, wealth don't flex, it doesn't need to. You either have it or you dont (I don't) and people who know will see it. Second, people are going to know their shit when it comes to items, I couldn't give a flying fuck about watches but there are people on here, and elsewhere, that do, and can spot a fake a mile away. And whilst their is nothing wrong with driving a Kia, it isn't a car that screams wealth.

If Elaine is money she's second generation new money, and that money isn't going to last past second generation. I don't think she is. I think she's pulling a Sargon and trying to convince non-Brits that having a British accent means you're smart and classy when the truth is the bitch is chav tier.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
You see it is shit like this coupled with her accent that convinces me that Elaine isn't actually from money. First of all, wealth don't flex, it doesn't need to. You either have it or you dont (I don't) and people who know will see it. Second, people are going to know their shit when it comes to items, I couldn't give a flying fuck about watches but there are people on here, and elsewhere, that do, and can spot a fake a mile away. And whilst their is nothing wrong with driving a Kia, it isn't a car that screams wealth.

If Elaine is money she's second generation new money, and that money isn't going to last past second generation. I don't think she is. I think she's pulling a Sargon and trying to convince non-Brits that having a British accent means you're smart and classy when the truth is the bitch is chav tier.
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She's from a middle class Anglo-Jewish family and as much as she wants to cry faildox it adds up. Also adding chav culture is a mix of gypsy and Anglo "culture" so when she acts like this she's really driving the nail into the coffin that she was raised around other people who think they can assert dominance by flashing their fake wealth.
 
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Hahaha. I did wonder whether she would post some cope like "yeah it's a fake, I was going hiking in the woods so I left the real one at home, dummy" or double down on it being some special custom order.

I actually thought she had dropped the fake rich girl act (while wearing the trashiest fakes available) when she started her Mr. Robot LARP. Guess not.

Lainey, Rolex is literally one of the most counterfeited brands in the world, so there are some very good "replicas" available if you really wanna walk the fake rich girl route, but you have to pay attention to details (and don't get the literal cheapest crap you find on eBay, shell out at least a few hundred bucks, er, quid). Otherwise, anyone who actually has money and pays attention to that conspicuous consumption crap will instantly see you're a faker.

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Let me assure you that Rolex does not offer custom orders with typefaces that look like they were made by a retarded monkey. If their font designer submitted a "5" that looked like in the image above, they would execute him.

Also, here's a real Rolex with other details that are missing from your crappy fake:

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And that's just what's obvious in the picture. In real life, anyone who cares will be able to tell immediately. Do better.

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Get help.
 
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Elaine the rich internationals are all ye olde monet now, even the flashiest ass rusky oilgarch had a grandaddy apparatchik running brap extraction operations somewhere, and even they could afford non-fake watches.
 
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JamusActimus said:
There's a big Instagram account where the guy checks if someone's watch is fake by judging with pictures. He also gives an estimate of the price.

I could contact him if the fake was not that obvious.
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I thought the same thing. Fake Watch Buster is too good for pissminge, it would be satisfying to watch though.
 
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At least if you're gonna buy a fake, buy a decent fake and not one that looks like it came off of Wish.com. Even the most broke bitches can afford something that isn't so obviously faked. Must mean she's really struggling.
 
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