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- Dec 14, 2023
It would be hilarious if Prince Charmin made sure that all their debts (like the Temumobile, maybe the apartment rent if Kuwait expects you to pay it all up front like Dubai, etc.) were in Chantal's name.
I mean, think about it. Put it all in the Sharmouta's name, and if/when someone comes by demanding payment, you tell them "I ain't married to her, I ain't paying for her, f you". Then tearfully tell Chantal that she needs to go home ASAP, because she's prettier than 90% of Kuwaiti inmates in debtor's prison.
No, Kuwait doesn't toss debtors in prison any more, unlike other Gulf States. Chantal wouldn't know that, though. As tough as she likes to think she is, being unable to get fass fud behind bars (and being expected to actually follow and respect Islamic rules for a change) would be unacceptable.
"Just let me get this all figured out, my love....*pinches her cheek*.......go to Canada where they can't find you, I'll straighten it all up......oh, keep the $$ flowing, I need to pay some people off so you can return to me, beloved......then we can be together again"......."don't forget your travel bidet, we'll be together soon, I promise"......right before he goes 100MPH away from the departures terminal, and starts looking for another pay pig. He is a scammer, after all.
Yeah, she'd fall for it. Chantal's stupid with money (couldn't get the luxury villa on her own credit, had two bankruptcies before 40, and didn't she get payday loans/cash advances when she was with Nosferatooth?), she can't understand Arabic, and the only "friend" she has there is Prince Charmin. Paying for a man to be publicly linked with her is nothing new. She'd happily get all her stuff from Goodwill as long as she can say she's got a HUZZBAND.
Hell, if he isn't with some rent-a-girl/boy/camel right now in the Red Room, he's got to be breaking Iftar with Alaa, yukking it up over Miss Canadian Bacon's return to her homeland. Fresh Kuwaiti fruit juice and candy bars all around!!
I mean, think about it. Put it all in the Sharmouta's name, and if/when someone comes by demanding payment, you tell them "I ain't married to her, I ain't paying for her, f you". Then tearfully tell Chantal that she needs to go home ASAP, because she's prettier than 90% of Kuwaiti inmates in debtor's prison.
No, Kuwait doesn't toss debtors in prison any more, unlike other Gulf States. Chantal wouldn't know that, though. As tough as she likes to think she is, being unable to get fass fud behind bars (and being expected to actually follow and respect Islamic rules for a change) would be unacceptable.
"Just let me get this all figured out, my love....*pinches her cheek*.......go to Canada where they can't find you, I'll straighten it all up......oh, keep the $$ flowing, I need to pay some people off so you can return to me, beloved......then we can be together again"......."don't forget your travel bidet, we'll be together soon, I promise"......right before he goes 100MPH away from the departures terminal, and starts looking for another pay pig. He is a scammer, after all.
Yeah, she'd fall for it. Chantal's stupid with money (couldn't get the luxury villa on her own credit, had two bankruptcies before 40, and didn't she get payday loans/cash advances when she was with Nosferatooth?), she can't understand Arabic, and the only "friend" she has there is Prince Charmin. Paying for a man to be publicly linked with her is nothing new. She'd happily get all her stuff from Goodwill as long as she can say she's got a HUZZBAND.
Hell, if he isn't with some rent-a-girl/boy/camel right now in the Red Room, he's got to be breaking Iftar with Alaa, yukking it up over Miss Canadian Bacon's return to her homeland. Fresh Kuwaiti fruit juice and candy bars all around!!