David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

Mr.Bucket said:
Off-topic but that's a really fun movie.

Stupid as shit, of course.
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Yeah, it's a good movie if you turn your brain off and don't think about it too much.

JJLiautaud said:
Also piggy 90+% of the population is straight or straight plus "bisexual" so it makes sense that there are more straight orientated ads.
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You think he understands? No, he's the definition of a self-centered faggot.

Corpun said:
Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Belarus function as a gateway for Russia to export Oil? So assuming the hohols aren't lying about this, is this not Russia just tapping into it's reserves. I'm sure Belarus has it's own oil production but it defintely isn't on the same scale.
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No, you're right. Belarus is pretty much a Russian puppet state at this point so them having Russian stockpiles isn't too surprising.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
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Last time I check, there's plenty of ads showing ripped men. Cherry picking much?
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Fun fact, that ad is from the London Underground, and it was banned there by the mayor of London nearly a decade ago because it made the muslims and fatties mad. He really picked a terrific example of "having tits and ass thrown in his face".
 
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Eternal Gopnik said:
Fun fact, that ad is from the London Underground, and it was banned there by the mayor of London nearly a decade ago because it made the muslims and fatties mad. He really picked a terrific example of "having tits and ass thrown in his face".
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Funny thing is if that if more ads were like that I wouldn't mind ads as much.
 
Is there any actual proof (Images, documents, etc ) that Lazerpig was in the army or worked for an intelligence company? I know nobody posted in the reply's so i assume that its a resounding "no" but I want to ask regardless.

Another thing regarding Lazerpig, in his most recent video, he claimed his name came from "Laser bear syndrome" where (according to him) "what the US military would do is it would get together spend a bajillion pound dollars and then build a space laser and and Russia would go oh no we've accidentally Advanced military technology by 30 years and now we're 120 years behind everybody else crap okay and that was called that was called laser bear syndrome like Russia claims it's invented a laser beer uh the..."

However, I was unable to google anything on the internet with that exact term that he used. One result was literally what he said on the video but it came from a site called wikiwords.

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I did find articles about a arms race to develop satellites to shoot down ICBMs or other satellites with energy or missiles from both countries (but i have no idea if this what he is referring to because he said it in such a vague way I don't understand what he is talking about) but nothing with the term "laser bear syndrome" or "laser bear" would come up.
The article: https://www.thespacereview.com/article/4598/1
I found a company called Laser Bear that was founded in 2019 that haves nothing to do with this. I found a Lidar sensor called "laser bear honeycomb" that also haves nothing to do with this.
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And I found a link to 4chan that when you click it, it doesn't go to that annons post. Notice the dates it was posted after lazerpig video, it could be a coincidence tho.
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I tried bing, duckduckgo, i tried looking for books that contained the words, I even ask bing AI and chatgpt and it said that the term "laser bear syndrome" doesn't exist.
I also tried lazer bear, laser ber, laser beer, etc.

Maybe some of you that wish to waste your time and are better than me searching on the internet might be able to find what he is talking about, but as far as I can do, that term just doesn't exist on the internet.
Maybe he haves it on a book that nobody ever bothered to put on the internet.

Might be the wrong place to ask but if anyone knows about
this phenomena of Soviet propaganda accidentally accelerating the arms race or as he says "laser bear syndrome" please reply to this, i honestly wanna know what he is talking about is actual real or a bullshit lie he came up on the spot or maybe he just confused "lase bear syndrome" with something else. I dont really care much about the history i just wanna know if he blantely lied.
 
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nuxgumo said:
phenomena of Soviet propaganda accidentally accelerating the arms race
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The phenomena is real, but somewhat overstated, just look at the F-15 and the Mig-25 and I'm sure there are other instances of it, but I've never encountered a name for this phenomenon.
 
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nuxgumo said:
Is there any actual proof (Images, documents, etc ) that Lazerpig was in the army or worked for an intelligence company? I know nobody posted in the reply's so i assume that its a resounding "no" but I want to ask regardless.
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It's easier to figure out if LP was part of the British Armed Forces or not than intelligence mostly because intelligence folk tend to keep who worked for them classified.

I did look Piggy on the National Archives website. So far, I found not a single thing relating to military endeavors.
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Another thing regarding Lazerpig, in his most recent video, he claimed his name came from "Laser bear syndrome"
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Only thing I could find relating to that in context to Russia is a Foreign Policy article from 2015 but it's mostly related to propaganda efforts.


In other news, looks like Piggy is about to release a video on the Challenger 2 according to his Twitter.
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And why do I feel like Piggy's boyfriend is the same weight as him from this tweet?
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Indeed but they serve as perfect insights into the minds of people like LP.


His ego is quite massive for him to not cover up shit. Oh how the prideful become humbled.
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He seems the type of person who's into this sort of thing called BNWO. There's a prospering grounds thread about it but it's like if a bunch of fucked up fetishes combined to create Fetish Megazord.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
He seems the type of person who's into this sort of thing called BNWO. There's a prospering grounds thread about it but it's like if a bunch of fucked up fetishes combined to create Fetish Megazord.
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Considering his audience and the target audience of BNWO are mostly the same. Namely terminally online, left-leaning trannies it's not much of a shock.

WhoBusTank69 said:
I have a hunch that the "boyfriend" is actually his hand, it would make more sense
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Yeah, the cardboard tube sounds a bit odd.
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Considering his audience and the target audience of BNWO are mostly the same. Namely terminally online, left-leaning trannies it's not much of a shock.


Yeah, the cardboard tube sounds a bit odd.
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In a thousand lifetimes, I never thought I'd see the Left turn pro-war as much as they have. Yeah I know the context isn't exactly the same as 2003 but still. But these are our future soldiers and statesmen, people.

He seems like the kind of guy who's too fat to get an erection past a few centimeters because all the blood is nourishing his beer gut instead of anything of value.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
In a thousand lifetimes, I never thought I'd see the Left turn pro-war as much as they have. Yeah I know the context isn't exactly the same as 2003 but still. But these are our future soldiers and statesmen, people.
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A friend of mine talked about this a bit. He said that the Left might cosplay as "For the workers!" but in reality are just neoliberals wearing a red paintjob. However he also said there's a possibility of this state of the Left backfiring. I won't explain much but the TL;DR is that since a lot of the younger crowd on the Left takes marching orders from the awfully old neoliberal establishment that'll more than likely die off within the decade, the young ones will be without a paddle.

He seems like the kind of guy who's too fat to get an erection past a few centimeters because all the blood is nourishing his beer gut instead of anything of value.
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His sex life is like that of his cousin MovieBob.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
In a thousand lifetimes, I never thought I'd see the Left turn pro-war as much as they have. Yeah I know the context isn't exactly the same as 2003 but still. But these are our future soldiers and statesmen, people.

He seems like the kind of guy who's too fat to get an erection past a few centimeters because all the blood is nourishing his beer gut instead of anything of value.
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"Here I am not bothering about the counter-propagandists of the Right, the Lunns, Garvisn et hoc genus; they go without saying. But here were the very people who for twenty years had hooted and jeered at the ‘glory’ of war, at atrocity stories, at patriotism, even at physical courage, coming out with stuff that with the alteration of a few names would have fitted into the Daily Mail of 1918. If there was one thing that the British intelligentsia were committed to, it was the debunking version of war, the theory that war is all corpses and latrines and never leads to any good result. Well, the same people who in 1933 sniggered pityingly if you said that in certain circumstances you would fight for your country, in 1937 were denouncing you as a Trotsky-Fascist if you suggested that the stories in New Masses about freshly wounded men clamouring to get back into the fighting might be exaggerated. And the Left intelligentsia made their swing-over from ‘War is hell’ to ‘War is glorious’ not only with no sense of incongruity but almost without any intervening stage. Later the bulk of them were to make other transitions equally violent."
- George Orwell, circle 1942 via Looking Back on the Spanish Civil War.

There is nothing new under the sun. The warriors of the Grift Wars care only for the target and not at all for whatever they actually say. Words for these people are meaningless. If you've read 1984 and wondered what the flip from "We are at war with Eurasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia" is supposed to be a reference too, it's this (and the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact).

In fact just read the article: https://www.orwellfoundation.com/th...-other-works/looking-back-on-the-spanish-war/
As well as everything else, because this is truly what was intended to be precient.
 
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. Well, the same people who in 1933 sniggered pityingly if you said that in certain circumstances you would fight for your country, in 1937 were denouncing you as a Trotsky-Fascist if you suggested that the stories in New Masses about freshly wounded men clamouring to get back into the fighting might be exaggerated. And the Left intelligentsia made their swing-over from ‘War is hell’ to ‘War is glorious’ not only with no sense of incongruity but almost without any intervening stage. Later the bulk of them were to make other transitions equally violent."
- George Orwell, circle 1942 via Looking Back on the Spanish Civil War.
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A people wonder why Orwell gave Conquest a list of Stalinists. I remember that cocksucker, Said, criticizing Orwell for 'pretending' to be the only person the left calling out the horseshit on the left but he never names who else was doing what Orwell was doing.
 
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