Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Treasure Champs]

Watching Mallory hold her husband’s girlfriend’s new baby has achieved a new level of sad, stupid and pathetic. Who could ever have imagined Mallory being this cucked and humiliated by a narcissistic britbong troon eight years ago.

It's like watching a psychological horror. If Mal had ever done the rot-dog it would have been really twisted, as is, she's been made a handmaiden to her own marriage.

Notice how Joe is the only one who gets the honor of being a namesake ("Joseph" as a middle name), a privilege that usually belongs to the father. Absolutely no one, not even Joe, believes that Mallory is really this baby's "father".

This is a really good point. Biologically male Joe, who is now backtracking and pretending that he NEVER SAID he was a woman or a trans woman, passing his male name down to his son by a woman who actually accepts that she's a woman. How's the "not dwindling into mere heterosexuality" going for you now, Joe?

 

[Aelfled]

Surely he's aware that "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" was ironic. Maybe they can name the next kid Memento Mori.

Why would you want an ironic middle name of that particular theme?? I can't believe Joe still actually surprises me in his foolish vain hubris idea he's some Percy Bysshe Shelley (sadly he's never going to get on a boat, is he). To honour his own (true) male name AND fucking Ozymandias!?? Imagine choosing such awful names that 'Rocco' becomes the best of a bad bunch.

It all reminds of the scene in Mad Men where one character gloatingly quotes 'look on my works...' about his recent ad campaign idea and another character points out "You should read the rest of that poem, you boob.”

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Notice how Joe is the only one who gets the honor of being a namesake ("Joseph" as a middle name), a privilege that usually belongs to the father. Absolutely no one, not even Joe, believes that Mallory is really this baby's "father".

Lol. Ironically Daniel would have been a better fitting middle name for little Rochbert.

Shame, since Joe’s mum is there, he didn’t honor her by naming him Ralph (de Briscassart) or Richard (Chamberlain) after his pretend father. Joe’s mum retelling the Thornbird’s plot to Joe to explain his paternity still cracks me up. His mum is a serious loon and she raised her son to be a chip off the old block.

I think Joe has an immense complex thanks to his biological father ignoring his existence and raising a tidy nuclear family that excluded him entirely. He tried so hard to deny his desperate desire for the average nuclear family life by diving into academic nonsense and degeneracy. To camouflage what he coveted he went about it in the most convoluted way possible, and ruined several lives in the process. It’s like he had to take a narcissistic tour de force before admitting he wanted something very normal and average.

Ignore the last six years, or delete Mallory and the trooning. Joe is just an 40 something English professor, with an art teacher wife whose biological clock was ringing, bringing his mummy over for the birth of their first child. An incredibly normal and wholesome situation.

Instead he employed a ridiculous amount of narcissistic dazzle camouflage to reach the exact same point in life.

I honestly think the baby might be the end result of all the navel gazing psychoanalysis he was engaging in for several years. He had to contort and convulse and talk for thousands of hours to admit, or realize, he was a lowly, average breeder at heart.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So what is he going to do with the baby now?

I know Mal will take care of it, Lilly likely will too, but... what does Joe want?

 

[monstrous bubo]

A new father might be tempted to gaze in wonder at his son. Joe is made of sterner stuff - boring heteronormativity still exists and must be challenged. Also the novelty has worn off. Yes, Joe is back to chimping out on Twitter.

First, he defends the honour of a friend who researches decolonisation and ‘The Europe That Gay Porn Built’, and cannily slips in a totally Islamic anecdote. What a pro.

Spoiler: gay porn and the surprising appearance of a briefcase

Spoiler: screenshots

I found watching these three smirking douchebags try to squeeze jokes out of João’s research to be more amusing than scary, and definitely not worth serious engagement. BUT there is a moment around 1.20 when the graybeard points at the screen that I found pretty intense.

“The ethics of becoming-pig?,” he yells, aghast, italicizing his speech to the point of horizontality. There’s a pause in his attention, where an actual sort of pleasure-in-inquiry converges with a need to be ironic, producing a moment of something I guess I’d call “droll rage.”

It reminds me of ppl I’ve known well whose appetite for appearing good humored intensifies their appetite for violence. It’s a male affect, one I associate with English drinking rituals—it’s a pub moment, in which laughing with one’s mates might. but not, lead to gay-bushing.

Someone should write a book—scratch that, an £800,000 research project—about the ethics of masculine embodiment, its parasitic attachment to C20 gay liberalisms, and the world-making engendered by these collisions. O WAIT



There is, in fact, nothing intrinsically dishonorable about discussing the value of humanistic research. It’s a good fight, easy for us to win, and frankly I’d imagine this kind of obviously ginned-up outrage draws attention and prestige to researchers

*googles “gay pig sex”*

There is something dishonorable about pretending we already understand everything worth knowing about sex, porn, and the history and politics of embodiment, and something worse about leveraging disavowed homophobia to launder anti-intellectualism. You hate f*gs, just say it.

And because he came for my friend, I’ll add the uncharitable reminiscence that this guy reminds me of a person I met at a sex party once, dressed in a bad grey suit and a red silk shirt. He was showing everyone a briefcase full of dildos. At one point he asked me if I read Yeats.

he did not join in but o how he wished to

link

Phew! A lesser man might have called it a day after such exertion, but not Joe. While JK Rowling draws breath, he will fight the flame-haired she-devil and her hate-mongering.

Spoiler: I just can’t quit you

Spoiler: screenshot

Absolutely. Rowling should be ashamed, not imprisoned.

Equality Network
@LGBTIScotland

Our former Director has this letter printed today in the Herald, Scotsman and National newspapers. You can read our hate crime law explainer, mentioned in the letter, here: http://equality-network.org/HC

The actions called “cancel culture” would be a wholly appropriate response to Rowling’s latest outrage. The elision of distinction between public censure and criminalization, an elision of which she herself has been a major agent, allows for bullies to claim victimhood.

link

 

[diroama]

Something about this guy makes my gut ache. He makes me physically feel bad. His revolting fucking face. He looks like he stinks and he's a massive self important cunt.

Sorry for not adding to the thread I just had to get this off my chest.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Something about this guy makes my gut ache. He makes me physically feel bad. His revolting fucking face. He looks like he stinks and he's a massive self important cunt.

Sorry for not adding to the thread I just had to get this off my chest.

He's the kind of revulsive you only usually see in books and tv, where you don't think a guy this absurd can truly exist. And then boom, here he is.

 

[OttoWest]

Archive

Spoiler: Article

Transgender woman who is in a throuple with her trans agony aunt husband and another woman reveals the trio has welcomed a newborn son - as they joke their infant is 'the gayest baby in the Tri-State area'​

By Lillian Gissen For Dailymail.Com 14:27 EDT 04 Apr 2024 , updated 15:13 EDT 04 Apr 2024

• Grace and Daniel Lavery got together when they were both transitioning in 2018
• In 2021, they added a third person to their romance - Lily Woodruff
• Now, they have become a family of four as Lily has given birth to a baby boy

A throuple consisting of a woman, a transgender man, and a transgender woman have revealed they have welcomed a son together - after christening the newborn as the 'gayest baby in the Tri-State area.'

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Grace Lavery, who was born male but now identifies as female, and her former agony aunt husband Daniel Lavery, who was born female but now identifies as male, started dating back in 2018, when they were both in the midst of transitioning.

They tied the knot one year later, but in 2021, the couple, who live in Brooklyn, New York, decided to add a third person to their romance: a woman named Lily Woodruff.

Now, they have welcomed a fourth member to their family after Lily gave birth to a son, named Rochbert Joseph Ozymandias, or Rocco for short, on Wednesday.


A throuple consisting of a woman, a transgender man, and a transgender woman have welcomed a son together - christening the newborn as the 'gayest baby in the Tri-State area'

Grace Lavery, Daniel Lavery, and Lily Woodruff announced that they had a son, named Rochbert Joseph Ozymandias, or Rocco for short, on Wednesday

Grace and Daniel started dating back in 2018, when they were both in the midst of transitioning, and tied the knot one year later. They're seen in 2018

Grace and Daniel started dating back in 2018, when they were both in the midst of transitioning, and tied the knot one year later. They're seen recently

Grace was born male but now identifies as female and Daniel was born female but now identifies as male. They're seen at their 2018 wedding

In 2021, the couple, who live in Brooklyn, New York, decided to add a third person to their romance and Lily entered the picture. And now they've become a family of four
Grace shared the exciting news via Instagram, writing, 'Friends. Allow me to introduce you to Rochbert Joseph Ozymandias. Rocco to you lot.

'His consciousness was joined with the flesh of the world at 7am this morning, April 3rd, at which point he weighed eight pounds and five ounces.

'He has blue eyes, grippy fingers, a laissez faire attitude to pronouns, the gentle aroma of late summer plums, a sleepy smile, and a sweet soft temperament befitting one of his undoubted rank and stature.

'He is the greatest human being I’ve ever met. His father, Daniel, and his Lala, Lily, share my exuberance. Hail Rocco. We will try to remember for you and learn with you.'

Grace previously revealed that Lily was expecting back in December, describing their impending arrival at the time as 'the gayest baby in the Tri-State area.'

'Friends, I have some exciting news: we're having a baby,' she gushed while sharing a snap of Lily cradling her baby bump.

'Among the many exciting elements of this boon has been the opportunity to watch my partners, whom I love so deeply, become a mom and dad - Lily visibly, and all of us with gladdened and inspired hearts.

'Keep our multilateral parenting squad in your hearts and vibes until early April ... We look forward to introducing you soon to the gayest baby in the Tri-State area.'


Grace shared the exciting news via Instagram, writing, 'He has a laissez faire attitude to pronouns and a sweet soft temperament befitting one of his undoubted rank and stature'

Grace shared the exciting news via Instagram, writing, 'He has a laissez faire attitude to pronouns and a sweet soft temperament befitting one of his undoubted rank and stature'

Grace previously revealed that Lily was expecting back in December, describing their impending arrival at the time as 'the gayest baby in the tri-state area'

'Keep our multilateral parenting squad in your hearts and vibes until early April ... We look forward to introducing you soon to the gayest baby in the tri-state area,' he wrote at the time
The throuple often document their abnormal relationship online, where they've racked up a joint 28,000 followers.

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Many of their followers flooded the post with their happy reactions.

'So excited for yall. Watching y’all’s relationship flourish and blossom has been so beautiful,' one person wrote.

'Sending all you the best energy as you transition to becoming parents and growing your family.'

'Congrats on the addition to your family. I hope all parental units are doing well and that everyone is getting quality bonding time,' said someone else.

Another user added, 'Thank you for creating a beautiful example of a family in our modern times.

'May you all have an amazing transition into parenthood, with all of the positive vibes for sleeping, eating, general baby things etc. to come.'

Daniel, a writer, previously spoke out transitioning at the same time as his partner Grace.

Many of their followers flooded the post with their happy reactions
He called it a 'delight' to RRZ and revealed that they share their old clothes with one another and use each other for style inspiration.

Daniel wrote an agony aunt column for Slate magazine, called Dear Prudence, from 2016 to 2021, and hosted a podcast called Big Mood, Little Mood for the publication.

He is also a co-founder of the website The Toast, and has penned three books over the years.

In 2020, Daniel's name was thrust into the spotlight when his estranged father, John Ortberg, was placed on leave from his role as a megachurch pastor when his son revealed that he'd a allowed a church volunteer who had confessed to having a sexual attraction to children to continue working with minors unsupervised.

At the time, it was reported that Daniel, whose father was working as a senior pastor at Menlo Church in California, had further claimed that Ortberg had not only failed to stop the volunteer from working with children, he even encouraged the person to accompany minors on trips as a method of treatment of their sexual obsession.

As for Grace, she is an English professor at University of California, Berkeley, where 'her research explores the history and theory of aesthetics and interpretation,' per her website.

She also released a memoir, called Please Miss: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis, in 2022.

Lily is also a teacher and published author. In addition, she serves as President of the European Postwar and Contemporary Art Forum.

They could not have used a more retarded pic of Joe lol.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Lily is also a teacher and published author.

lol.

Well this is some big time semi-hostile media exposure. I hope it makes them all miserable.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Well this is some big time semi-hostile media exposure. I hope it makes them all miserable.

Pretty sure Joe would have pitched this story to the Daily Fail. They usually don’t run stories like this without paid participation and cooperation, which includes “the subjects” providing photos. Joe would be so thrilled for a trash tabloid to run a story about him. He is 100% this thirsty for attention. Hell the entire trio is probably delighted and will order copies to frame. There is no bottom with these people and the need for attention. He will be gutted if he doesn’t get it picked up by the NYPost.

I just wonder if Lilly and Mal went along with it or Joe will pretend this is some out of the blue transphobic smear…that he gleefully spoon fed to the DM. His mum is probably very proud.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

I found watching these three smirking douchebags try to squeeze jokes out of João’s research

Spoiler

"Founded in 1836, we have published many of the greatest thinkers and scholars of the last hundred years, including Adorno, Einstein, Russell, Popper, Wittgenstein, Jung, Bohm, Hayek, McLuhan, Marcuse and Sartre."[ 1 ] Yes, and now you are publishing pseudointellectual books on gay porn and cruising. I hope the ghost of George Routledge haunts everyone involved.

This is a joke, Joe. No squeezing is required.

Link #1
Bareback porn, porous masculinities, queer futures the ethics of becoming-pig

Link #2
Bareback porn, porous masculinities, queer futures the ethics of becoming-pig



https://lcvs.exeter.ac.uk/arthistory/people/profile/index.php?web_id=florencio (https://archive.is/8M555)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Androgen blockade and estradiol have worked well for Joe. Look at him. He exemplifies the efficacy of applying estrogen to a male genotype.

He looks like a cartoon character but I can't quite think of what cartoon it resembles.

 

[GloriousScarf]

It was all fun and games until the child came. Now I give it a year before Mallory is pushed out of the trio. I cannot imagine Lily will be ok with Joe and Mal being referred to as the mom & dad in the long run. It seems cool and progressive now, but 6 months down the line after you've been up all night feeding the kid and dealing with a crying child? This drives even the sanest, most reasonable people to upset.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

He looks like a cartoon character but I can't quite think of what cartoon it resembles.

Ooh I know this one!

Spoiler

 

[Haram-Habibi]

It will be hilarious if the little one someday insists on going by Joseph (the only name they gave him that isn't instant vicious teasing bait.)

I wonder if the old man will insist that he adds "junior" to it if he ever does.

Best of luck to you, baby boy. You're gonna need it with those three "parents".

 

[OttoWest]

Ooh I know this one!

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Spoiler: You’re being charitable

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The Daily Mail story really highlights how Joe depends on Mallory’s old fame for every bit of attention he gets.

Without Mallory the story is just another run-of-the-mill paid participant “look at how the perverts/chavs/morbidly obese” behave clickbait story. They get the extra paragraphs only thanks to Mallory’s fame and her campaign to destroy her father’s career.

But to be fair Joe probably could have sold his story with any pooner and Lilly. Joe on his own could probably reach this level of DM fame. I do wonder if he will spend his $500 on for selling his newborn son’s privacy and images on his first day earth. I’m sure Rocco will appreciate his parent’s unceasing quest for online attention was the top priority the day of his birth... and probably even a big factor behind his creation.

I expect Joe to pimp his newborn child for slimy self-aggrandizing attention and self-promotion, but I’m disappointed that Lilly and Mal have sunk so low to cooperate with it. They must all agree that one of the Rocco’s primary purposes in life is to help Joe promote himself. Im sure little Rocco is already a very important component in vapid book ideas Joe is already pitching.

 

[Treasure Champs]

They could not have used a more retarded pic of Joe lol.

Comments. This isn't all of them, but they basically all say the same thing, a) why the fuck would I care? b) I have no idea what any of this means, and c) well, that kid's fucked.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Now I give it a year before Mallory is pushed out of the trio. I cannot imagine Lily will be ok with Joe and Mal being referred to as the mom & dad in the long run.

Maybe. But Joe is the mum, and Mal is the dad, and Mal is going to be doing the child-rearing, as she doesn’t have a job. Would Lily kick out free childcare? Oh hang on, there I go again, imputing rationality to any of them. Ignore me.

Joe has posted a few more photos, and this is by far the best. Please add your preferred caption below.

 

[Potatis Salad]

From Instagram.

"My husband holding my baby"


The doting mother:

Spoiler: NSFW - moob

But what of the birther?