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[Kitty kitty cat]

My first encounter with “hijaboi”
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I genuinely have no idea what this is supposed to be.

Something that wold be covered in blankets and stones, had it lived in the middleeast.

 

[Notorious AGP]

"being a thick guy":

Spoiler

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

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I believe this is what some refer to as a "giga-hon".

I don't like this new series of Bo' Selecta.

 

[GloriousScarf]

#notafetish

He hits all the AGP points, stealing mother's clothes, imagining himself as the woman in porn. Please note, he could have just went out and bought regular women's clothes and he chose to buy a school girl's uniform. I'm sure we all know what type of costume that was.

 

[glass_houses]

Please note, he could have just went out and bought regular women's clothes and he chose to buy a school girl's uniform. I'm sure we all know what type of costume that was.

If he'd had wits, he'd have stuttered about it being a valentine's gift to his girlfriend, or something like that.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The struggle is real, folx:

Spoiler: Woman subjected to misogyny

Also: how many trannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler: Tell me, how many?

THAT’S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING NAZI!

 

[gampboonerisms]

Johns house

Why does it look like barracks/military housing?

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

When did men start painting their nails? I noticed this only recently. Is this a troonism thing or just general faggotry

It’s been a thing.

There have always been the emo/goth contingent who were into painting them black. But in recent years there have been far more men embracing the “gender non-conforming” trend of using nail polish. Artists and creatives. They expand from basic black to other dark colors and sometimes jewel tones.

There are the “dads of daughters” who let their kids paint their nails, and display this as a “look how wholesome I am” badge, as well as the male feminists… they use mail polish as a way to appeal to women. They are advertising that they’re “sensitive” guys.

The “metrosexuals” are more likely to spend time and money on actual nail care, but forgo color in favor of protective gloss coats. Patrick Bateman vanity.

Then there are the flamboyant gays, who embrace nail polish, nail art and more extreme nail lengths. This has been a thing alongside the male makeup enthusiasts and influencers. They keep their nails in impeccable condition, and use nail polish as artistic expression.

Then there are the troons.

They favor pastels and bright colors. Nail polish is just another way to display their flags. They spend no time or effort on maintaining nails that are neat, trimmed or manicured. They slap some polish on their fingers in a sloppy manner, getting it all over their cuticles. Then they just let it chip and peel, adding to the general unkempt look.

Overall, men using nail polish has been a thing for at least 20 years in some demographics. Increasingly so over the past decade though.

I'm on my phone so I can't archive this but please, someone, it must be preserved for posterity. Take a gander at this video from thirty seconds on.

https://twitter.com/choeshow/status/1776017986157216083

Just imagine showing up and finding this as your court-appointed public defender.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[Otterly]

Just imagine showing up and finding this as your court-appointed public defender.

Would a female PD be allowed to wear that in court?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

When did men start painting their nails? I noticed this only recently. Is this a troonism thing or just general faggotry

I'm sorry, did you just get here from the 19-fucking-30s?

Men painting their nails has certainly seen an uptick due to troons and their gender shit, but it isn't a new thing. It's like entry level gender non-conformity.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Piss drinking, shock collar wearing, penis havers welcome!:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooners aren't aware of the concept of 'subtlety' or optics, so any morbid tale about kids getting blown to pieces will always be followed by some descriptions of a trans Soap getting his asshole blown out.

These fucks are so pornbrained they can't go a minute without imagining some fucking gross scenario, talk about tonal fucking whiplash "The fate of children in Gaza is truly tragic - by the way have you ever thought about these video game characters licking each others assholes?" - You can do that while you donate money to these poor children."
These fucking people aren't even human to me they're fucking drones.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It’s not HRT, nothing is being replaced. It’s cross sex hormones. No real woman gets prescribed domperidone where I live - it has a significant risk of cardiac problems and it passes to the baby as well, and can also cause cardiac problems in the baby. Pretty much any drug that’s present in serum will cross to the baby in a woman’s milk, which is why women are told to pump and dump with a single use of the morning after pill. Trannies though? Different rules! As much hormone as you like! Stunning and brave!
Men wanting to breastfeed babies is a sexual fetish. It’s sexual abuse. It wouldn’t matter if they were producing grade A organic artisanal full cream Milkies, it’s sexual abuse of a child.
Perverts putting the focus on the contents of the lactation are deflecting attention from the fact that it’s sexually perverted men using babies as props in their sexual fetish.

Anyone that forces a baby to take part in their fetish by forcing it to consume fucking chemical run off moob juice should be fed to a fucking anaconda.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

If he'd had wits, he'd have stuttered about it being a valentine's gift to his girlfriend, or something like that.

Son: Do not worry, mother. This crumpled up fetish costume in ripped open packaging, that is my exact size, is a gift for my beloved girlfriend, whom I love.
Mother: You've never had a girlfriend and never will.
*cue laugh track*

 

[glass_houses]

The struggle is real, folx:

Those ladies weren't rolling their eyes at your pitiable tale of being subjected to "mansplaining". They were rolling their eyes at your delusional belief that they felt sorry for you, and that they actually see them as a card carrying member of their extremely exclusive biological club.

Wanker.

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The mother and anyone else involved in grooming and murdering this cognitively impaired girl should get the death penalty.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The question is whether he does it again, or if his fear of repetition shuts him up.

As much as I love the frumpy old bags of /r/translater I’m slightly fascinated by those with enough cash to go full Caitlin Jenner and create the proper uncanny valley troon. One has just posted to celebrate a year since a hammer was applied to his skull.

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Want to get the look? He helpfully listed all the procedures, annotated by me below.

1. Type 3 browbone reduction, with plating and bone cement filler: the anterior wall of the frontal sinus bone is removed, remodelled and put back.

• The solid orbital rims on the outside are shaved.
• During a type 3 brow bone reduction, the central bone plate that covers the frontal sinuses is removed, thinned until the desired thickness is achieved, and reshaped.
• Finally, the refined bone plate is fixed in place with titanium micro screws. The heads of the screws are removed so they cannot be felt or seen through the skin.

2. Orbital shaving
3. Forehead lift
4. Brow lift
5. Lower blepharoplasty, with fat grafting and laser: can be done at the same time with the procedures above. The surgeon makes a cut just below the lashes in the eye's natural crease or inside the lower lid. The surgeon removes or redistributes excess fat, muscle and sagging skin.
6. Corrugator muscle removal, with fat grafting: The corrugator supcilii muscles are between the eyebrows. Removing it is supposed to calm and smooth that part of your brow.
7. Septorhinoplasty: combination nose job to improve appearance and breathing
8. Lip lift

He could have achieved the same look and likely cheaper by driving a motorbike into a wall at 50.

 

[Poonocchio]

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I believe this is what some refer to as a "giga-hon".

Oh my fucking life This looks like satire, it's amazing. I'm not even mad at it, I want more super mega giga-hons to go out in public like this and tell everyone who can hear what lovely, professional ladies they are. Unbelievable lmao. The faces of the people in court have ended me.

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This is unfathomably upsetting and nauseating. Her "mother" is definitely unwell and looks inbred tbh. Poor girl needed removing from her "care" immediately.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Piss drinking, shock collar wearing, penis havers welcome!:

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"Let's make this simple" "Repeat after me" "Just so we're clear" "For the people in the back"
Why do they always talk like overbearing school teachers? I get that they have social power and want to flex it, but why do it in the lamest way possible? Are they just deeply uncool?

 

[Poonocchio]

"Let's make this simple" "Repeat after me" "Just so we're clear" "For the people in the back"
Why do they always talk like overbearing school teachers? I get that they have social power and want to flex it, but why do it in the lamest way possible? Are they just deeply uncool?

It's a bitchy faggot thing.