Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%

  • Total voters
    282
Has Vito tried to make a comparison between Ed's cancelation\suicide and Vito being labeled a pedo yet?
Yeah, he's done the whole "they're coming for us!" and then followed it up with "they came for me, but I outplayed them!"

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Holy fuck, I went to find that tweet and found some even more retarded ones instead.

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He just wants to sext teenage girls. There's already that BPITU clip where he slipped up and admits he messages High School girls about to enter college.
 
Yeah, he's done the whole "they're coming for us!" and then followed it up with "they came for me, but I outplayed them!"

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He just wants to sext teenage girls. There's already that BPITU clip where he slipped up and admits he messages High School girls about to enter college.
>I'm having too much fun to die just yet.

I think Vito just won the 2024 Copely (the annual cope awards) with that one tweet alone.
 
There's 0 reason to discuss with teenagers in general. Maybe some more autistic guys could school you in your favorite hobby or some 13 yr old asian teaches you the instrument you've been playing for 30 years, but it's never a teenage girl. When I was a teen everyone was into older women because girls our age were incredibly fucking stupid and annoying, maybe the former is what Vito likes in his women.
 
Actually, Vito, the first step before you even get to the flats is hiring someone who understands perspective drawing and line weight.

That door looks like absolute garbage, it's ridiculously elongated and the single line weight (not to mention that fact that almost all the details are contained within one flat trapezoid) makes it look like it was drawn in MS Paint.
Final grade: C-
The long door makes Superkiller look like Warwick Davis. Also what is with the sign off message of "Peace and Love". Superkiller is a story of a faggot with a gun going on a murder spree. Target audiance of this is people who would play Hatred not hippies. If Vito meant any of the words he wrote in that send off he would record himself calling his parents and giving them the news that he convinced idiots to give him $80.
 
There's 0 reason to discuss with teenagers in general. Maybe some more autistic guys could school you in your favorite hobby or some 13 yr old asian teaches you the instrument you've been playing for 30 years, but it's never a teenage girl. When I was a teen everyone was into older women because girls our age were incredibly fucking stupid and annoying, maybe the former is what Vito likes in his women.
He wants to park his porker in prepubescent pussy.
 
Yeah, he's done the whole "they're coming for us!" and then followed it up with "they came for me, but I outplayed them!"

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He just wants to sext teenage girls. There's already that BPITU clip where he slipped up and admits he messages High School girls about to enter college.
He's been incessantly whining on Biggest Problem that everyone is allowed to make "jokes" except him.
 
He wants to park his porker in prepubescent pussy.
Nice quadruple alliteration. It has rhythm and is well balanced. Inspirational too:

Vaedo the paedophile wants to please his pal Juju the cow, who’s been put to pasture, penetrated by pussy who possesses the power of perverse plastic penises. Perchance they’d put the paedo in his place? Though the answer is no, the paedo is pissed and places his prayers nightly that he one day shall prevail as the biggest paedo in the universe. His pal Juju considers this a particular problem but is busy with puzzles. Poofters prefer no one past puberty. No pickle, please.
ETA: Peter piper picked a pack of pickled paedophiles. (Okay, got the puzzle piece outta my system.)
 
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He's been incessantly whining on Biggest Problem that everyone is allowed to make "jokes" except him.
His jokes hit different when everyone knows he's an actual pedophile who wants to rape teenagers.

The fact he cannot engage with this point in good faith is all you need to know about Vito. He's a pedophile trying to use humor to sneak his ideas into the cultural zeitgeist.
 
Imagine willingly talking to teenagers.
I have to be forced to fucking interact with my nephews and nieces. Anyone who fantasizes about teenagers (even 18 year olds) hasn't spent enough time around the obnoxious little cunts to work out just how god damned annoying and painful they truly are.
 
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I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring: I think DMing a 17-year-old boy, calling him a 'good boy' and ensuring he can keep a secret would also be massively inappropriate and creepy. I guess I'm just a dusty old prude.
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He just wants to sext teenage girls. There's already that BPITU clip where he slipped up and admits he messages High School girls about to enter college.
Is he disingenuous or actually this fucking stupid? I don't care what profession you're in, imagine going up to a female coworker, underage or otherwise, and calling her a good girl before offering her 'network and mentorship opportunities'.

You'd be out on the street with all your shit in a cardboard box before the ink was dry on the HR form.
 
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He is STILL directing people to harass random women over Ed Piskor, a man whom Christopher didn't even fucking know at all during their lifetime. It's been DAYS.

In related news, Christopher is shocked that women don't want anything to do with the scumbag directing harassment towards women.

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He is STILL directing people to harass random women over Ed Piskor, a man whom Christopher didn't even fucking know at all during their lifetime. It's been DAYS.

In related news, Christopher is shocked that women don't want anything to do with the scumbag directing harassment towards women.

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>I never said anything, all I did was direct my legion of lolicon/shotacon etc creeps to bombard her Xeets with moid bullshit

Let's actually examine what Vedo attempted to pull here.
Who helped push Ed Pisskor into suicide by falsely accusing him of attacking queer critics.
So the Vaedophile was here claiming that Alex's publication of a journalism piece somehow led to Ed Pisskor killing himself, instead of the trannies he allegedly mocked.
Obviously, he's doing this because by the same logic, we killed Byuu.
I never said anything bad about this lady...
By his logic, he directed his moid paedophile simps to nag another woman. Now he's surprised that he got blocked because people in general don't like being harassed by weird misogynists online.

Oh well indeed you fat nonce. You should follow Pisskor and kill yourself too.
 
>I never said anything, all I did was direct my legion of lolicon/shotacon etc creeps to bombard her Xeets with moid bullshit

Let's actually examine what Vedo attempted to pull here.

So the Vaedophile was here claiming that Alex's publication of a journalism piece somehow led to Ed Pisskor killing himself, instead of the trannies he allegedly mocked.
Obviously, he's doing this because by the same logic, we killed Byuu.

By his logic, he directed his moid paedophile simps to nag another woman. Now he's surprised that he got blocked because people in general don't like being harassed by weird misogynists online.

Oh well indeed you fat nonce. You should follow Pisskor and kill yourself too.

>Woman pre-emptively blocks and avoids Vito the second she becomes aware he exists
>Nonce whinges "I never said anything to this lady"
>Nonce is somehow shocked and can't comprehend that every woman with a functioning brain and real vagina has done to him this since junior high

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