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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 25 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 315 92.6%

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I always love when Ralph pretends to have human deceny, morals, and compassion. Because I'm instantly reminded of the past 4 years of utterly manic, insane bullshit he's hollered.

"That broke dick Null, BULLIED a poor innocent, heckin' valid tranny, and KILLED HIM! He's the Internet's worst monster!"

Compare this to:

"Fuck you Jim Metokur, I'll find you, and keel you cancer man! I'm gonna piss on yo grave Harry Morris! That Null's a Pedoooo!"
 
Smug Ralph quickly turns into best Ralph.
I really hope the money is real and that his enemies score more L's, because that just means he'll start fucking up gloriously again.

Ralph when there's no drama or money is fucking boring most of the time, especially if he's not openly embracing his sins.
He needs to start fuckin drinking again.
 
Nice tranny-chasing and math, Ralphamale!
I always love when Ralph pretends to have human deceny, morals, and compassion. Because I'm instantly reminded of the past 4 years of utterly manic, insane bullshit he's hollered.
He ayylawgs on those he hates the most. And the only reason why he acts moral is that because he wants Jersh to die, without reading the whole paragraph because he is a hollering hog to his ayylawgs and refuse to read in-depth. Trannies and enbies are known schemers in general, and when they die alone with them having their thread up, they will frame the dang dirty Farms and Dear Feeder as the culprit against le people killed by the dang dirty KiwiFarms.
"That broke dick Null, BULLIED a poor innocent, heckin' valid tranny, and KILLED HIM! He's the Internet's worst monster!"
He never reads because he is way too busy chugging on booze and make boring takes, as well as detracting da ayylawgs and tell N00l to kill himself or never read everything because he hates Jersh way too much that his inbred piglet brain does not know how to properly read or having common sense at all. He always tranny chases because of the obvious shit that he deeply hates the most and being a tranny dickrider over those he hollers on.
Compare this to:

"Fuck you Jim Metokur, I'll find you, and keel you cancer man! I'm gonna piss on yo grave Harry Morris! That Null's a Pedoooo!"
Jersh and us Kiwis really fucked him really bad that he refuses to ayylawg on Jim. When you die, very little people will mourn you, so did they will congratulate your career trying to bringin' down da' dirty KeweeFarms, much like what Ginder does. He wants to frame all faults to KF to the public and then ack himself in the hospital so that he can bring it down as a whole.
In the end, he fails miserably, and nobody remembers him except for few fags in the emulation community.
Also, if Gunt is good at math, pliz send math exam paywpwerzz ralphamale :diddler:
 
I wonder how many times Ralph has hollered "Kill yourself!" at people who've slighted him.
He's threatened to kill people, he told Randbot to his face that he would kill him, he's hollered the classic "WHY WON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE"
Ralph's complete and utter cognitive dissonance is always funny to watch, especially when he tries to moralfag
 
Somehow I feel like the convicted violent felon who has been found guilty of several crimes and is known for choking, violently attacking and threatening to kill his own girlfriend/wife, who drives drunk with a toddler in the car with no car seat is a bigger piece of shit than some website owner who didn't delete a 13 page gossip thread immediately upon receiving an extortion e-mail. But that's just me.
 
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bahahaha (he deleted these btw)
 
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lmao I ain't reading all of that
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That's a very large collection of words just to say "I want to suck off johm potter"

Also, imagine having an ego so fragile that all it takes for you to falsely accuse someone of murder is having them laugh at you for appearing to jerk off to Nikki Haley.
Have another xanax to round the day off, ralph. You've know you want it.
 
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Yeah. I was amused when I see people in the Byuu thread going on about how everyone assumed this outside the site and so it's a big nothing. In the end it probably is, but expect a two-week-hate from the likes of Ralph now. Which is fine, harvest the corn!
 
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He is literally alleging that Null and Kiwifarms killed someone. Did this dumb piggly bastard not see what happened with Epik when they defamed Null and Kiwifarms?

He's too poor to sue. Hell, he's too broke for child support. Until he actually has something worth owning 'slonder' is his super power.

He'd be happier on the streets of Seattle though. Imagine all the hobo sex, trash burgers, and process and release videos he could make.
 
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