Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Is it at least a good beer? I prefer Scotch Whiskey malts, dark lagers, stouts and some craft beers (had some nice ones that tasted like creamcicles. I'm not one for swill
it's not bad. lemony, sweet. it's not very beer-y but if you live in MN/WI you're gonna drink a ton of it, especially Duluth area. On tap everywhere, cans rolling off the back of every pickup truck, stocked to the brim at evwry gas station (WI only).
 
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Finally, a topic Pat really is an expert on. Prison.

The real question is: is the "Jailscraper" big enough to house all stalkerchilds when they'll finally enjoy prison? Idk, but I'm calling dibs on the penthouse just to be sure.
 
It's okay in just mowed the lawn beers. You're generally not finding much better at a sportsball game though and even this stuff is going to be massively overpriced.
I tend to pick up a coffee or a hot chocolate at a hockey game if I'm forced to go or some form of juice if I take my daughter to a AEW show at one of the rinks. I either do my drinking at clubs my wife drags me to or at home in my library.
it's not bad. lemony, sweet. it's not very beer-y but if you live in MN/WI you're gonna drink a ton of it, especially Duluth area. On tap everywhere, cans rolling off the back of every pickup truck, stocked to the brim at evwry gas station (WI only).
Sounds like a poor attempt at making a brewed lemon ice tea. I think I'll stick with my MH Brew Co and Dead Frog beers
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Finally, a topic Pat really is an expert on. Prison.

The real question is: is the "Jailscraper" big enough to house all stalkerchilds when they'll finally enjoy prison? Idk, but I'm calling dibs on the penthouse just to be sure.
Are they going to bring in criminals from out of state? Their system doesn't keep people in jail long enough to require a prison. Will this have large rotating doors to account for the people who can just get arrested and commit crime again on the same day?
 
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ETA: what the fuck also is that supposed to be a planter's box of the same wood? Is he gonna salt it as well to keep the weeds away?
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Maybe he just really wants to get cancer.
it's not bad. lemony, sweet. it's not very beer-y but if you live in MN/WI you're gonna drink a ton of it, especially Duluth area. On tap everywhere, cans rolling off the back of every pickup truck, stocked to the brim at evwry gas station (WI only).
Sounds like a poor attempt at making a brewed lemon ice tea. I think I'll stick with my MH Brew Co and Dead Frog beers
It's called Radler, it's just beer with lemonade, ratios vary. It's a thing in Germany, less impactful and bitter than beer, mostly what sporty people drink, as Radler means cyclist. Beats sports drinks and is pretty refreshing and the lemonade can mask the taste of sub par beer some. Why you wouldn't just get a decent regular beer in fucking Germany of all places beats me though, you can get them pretty much everywhere and they're not expensive.
 
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Maybe he just really wants to get cancer.


It's called Radler, it's just beer with lemonade, ratios vary. It's a thing in Germany, less impactful and bitter than beer, mostly what sporty people drink, as Radler means cyclist. Beats sports drinks and is pretty refreshing and the lemonade can mask the taste of sub par beer some. Why you wouldn't just get a decent regular beer in fucking Germany of all places beats me though, you can get them pretty much everywhere and they're not expensive.
I prefer Radler that's made with cider (only way I know of it). It's a Bavarian drink (Bavaria is close to Luxenbourg). A Kruuterlimonade with a good cider is rather nice. Avoid the mint if all you have is an apple cider though.
 
Sounds like a poor attempt at making a brewed lemon ice tea. I think I'll stick with my MH Brew Co and Dead Frog beers
Shandy is originally a small beer, usually beer mixed with something citrus like lemonade.
hose seats looked pretty fucking remote for $32. Did the Brewers win the series last year? I went to a Brewers-level game last year and those seats were $9/ea. The beers, though, were $16/ea. Expensive to get drunk.
They both want to gouge the consoomer as well as discourage people from getting actually drunk and rowdy.
 
Shandy is originally a small beer, usually beer mixed with something citrus like lemonade.

They both want to gouge the consoomer as well as discourage people from getting actually drunk and rowdy.
Usually other than the creamsicle beers I like, I only ever have citrus with my ciders. Usually either pear or peach since it goes well with mixes. Had a Caldad or whatever it's called once. Wasn't a fan.
 
Avoid any beer with Yuzu.

A shandy -- US lemonade, not UK lemonade and beer, usually a cheap lager -- is meant for sessionable hot weather drinking, so of course the Pigster is drinking it in 35F-45F weather. It's pleasant enough for light drinking. Most people make their own, or used to do so. Buying it pre-mixed is just stupid. You want to control the ratio of lemonade to beer to suit your tastes. Another thing Millenials have ruined with their laziness.

Beer and cider is called a snakebite.

Piggy is an alcoholic. He doesn't give a fuck about what he drinks, just that he drinks. It's like with the deathfats. They do not care what they eat, just that they eat. Eating, or drinking, is the thing, the only thing. The actual food and beverages are irrelevant.

ETA: Nikki is buying his beers now? She pays his legal debts, buys his beers, probably picks up the tab at restaurants, buys his clothes, but not his underwear ( he wears none. ewww). The more I learn about this Tomlinson guy, the more I think that he is a "kept man". And Nikki is borderline retarded.
 
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Piggy is an alcoholic. He doesn't give a fuck about what he drinks, just that he drinks. It's like with the deathfats. They do not care what they eat, just that they eat. Eating, or drinking, is the thing, the only thing. The actual food and beverages are irrelevant.
from what ive seen of pat other than a picture of some liquor bottles he's only ever drinking 5 percent drinks. I think another post pointed out he's a beer alcoholic which I imagine is even worse with all the carbs
 
Piggy is an alcoholic. He doesn't give a fuck about what he drinks, just that he drinks. It's like with the deathfats. They do not care what they eat, just that they eat. Eating, or drinking, is the thing, the only thing. The actual food and beverages are irrelevant.
Well he did somehow get drunk at a Spaghetti Factory. I didn't even know they had alcohol besides a weak wine.
 
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