Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Balldo's Gate]

Teddy Feaser walked so Jonny Cog could run.

 

[PauperVita]

This is almost beyond parody. I wonder how big of a slice the Hindu Hog takes.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Teddy Feaser walked so Jonny Cog could run.

Speaking of which, COG has surpassed Teddy Feaser’s thread in overall activity. I’d never imagine this boring British sperg melt down in an epic fashion like this but here we are

 

[AltisticRight]

This is almost beyond parody. I wonder how big of a slice the Hindu Hog takes.View attachment 5878115

She's going to eat all of it, including the box.

 

[Sprate Header]

This is almost beyond parody. I wonder how big of a slice the Hindu Hog takes.View attachment 5878115

"IMAGINE EATING THIS GOOD!!!"

 

[fedoralordjish]

Cog is not in the sektur. Cog was never in the sektur. He doesn't want to talk about it.

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i had coworkers like cog, incompetent slimy fucks. but for some reason they managed to just stick around, while being hated by everyone and their work was subpar.

 

[Autischic]

Congratulations on your 8 years on Jewtube Cog, but your ~4 years on Kiwi Farms has gotten more views.

And that's factually and honestly TRUUU

 

[hawkisnight]

This is almost beyond parody. I wonder how big of a slice the Hindu Hog takes.View attachment 5878115

All its missing is paper plates and plastic forks.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

She's going to eat all of it, including the box.

I hope she does the old cartoon gag of cutting a tiny piece then taking the rest of the cake.

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope she does the old cartoon gag of cutting a tiny piece then taking the rest of the cake.
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Nah, she's just gonna take the entire cake.

 

[PauperVita]

The great cake caper of 2024

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

The Limey Lobster is digging into Elaine and her association with 764 etc.
Is she going to hire pest control to deal with the Cogroach?

"Everything in my life is fully doxed now. Time to start calling Elaine a pedophile, innit gov."
Is it really necessary to drag Dan and other people in the house into even more internet spergery?
Could you not just give them all some time to breathe?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He's downgraded from cog world to cog city. Sad.

 

[Elmo]

He's downgraded from cog world to cog city. Sad.

Eventually it will be Cog Town, then Cog Village, then down to Cog's Shithole.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog said he was done with drama but spent the majority of his stream talking about Elaine hoping to be validated by Mister Metokur.

Cog also said he was delivering white pills and the rest of his stream covered automation taking all of the jobs and Canada euthanizing autistic kids.

The only other update is that his poo wife is still the size of a house that he doesn’t own.

 

[Autischic]

Cog's chat celebrated his 8 years on YouTube by talking about literally anything else. Most notably, Mackiavelli () was fighting with other mods about the Manbot Question which led to Cog taking his wrench away.
Historically, things have not gone well for a mod team after they rid Mack of his mod status...

Spoiler: Attachments

 

[PauperVita]

To add context to your post. Cog lies about
Mackivelli by falsely presenting ’s grievance as him being angry at being rejected. However THAT IS NOT FACTUALLY ACCURATE. Mackivelli recently discovered, like the rest of us, that “Maya” is a man and demanded he join a VC to prove he isn’t. Better late than never.

Cog who notoriously hate liars hates anyone who doesn’t give him money says that even if Doomer is pretending to be Maya he wouldn’t care.

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog's Shithole.

So it's London?

 

[folandi]

I wonder what the dollar price is for cog to flip on manbot

 

[fedoralordjish]

I wonder what the dollar price is for cog to flip on manbot

just one dollar more